Whomst up listening to Zamfir?

Steely Dan, Paul Simon, Jim Croce and so much Gheorghe Zamfir. When the pan flute calls I guess?

And this is why I own two physical copies of Young Guns

To be fair, they usually go home to their constituents in April.

I think the US made a grave mistake by not making Hooked on a Feeling their World Cup song

Good evening

Oh no, my memorandum of understanding, gone

We're not gonna make it are we

As a full time glasses wearer because I can no longer wear contacts, I hate this.

Oh, you asked ChatGPT? Well I asked Sylvia Browne and she said you’re having a stroke

What if we kissed in the Walkable Rain Pod Pro

Big rainy day mood over here ☔️

Oh no our team got mogged

@ rest of the world get ready to learn “we didn’t care about our bowl game”

this Türkiye win was for Eric Adams 🇹🇷

who among us hasn’t invited the plug to the skybox at SoFi

Fat dogs are never satisfied.

Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch

When Doves Cry is an absolutely top tier song bar song

I will not apologize for getting too excited while telling you about the premise of Mama’s Family

Leo!

Do you think they’re talking about Fight Club?

Give us this day our daily Jan: no boys allowed in the cat cave edition 💅

Sophie definitely got her hands on Nuda’s new dark cherry spray tan base because girl is looking too crisp (this is my contribution to WNBa discourse)

yeah, that went about how you'd expect it to

They should replace Alexi Lalas with Oscar the Grouch. I want to see Zlatan and Oscar be frenemies will Titi just stares into the camera in shock

I’ll eat a leather jacket if they actually get married here (let alone get married at all)

We wanted to understand why a Jewish candidate defeated another Jewish candidate in one of America's most Jewish congressional districts. So we talked to three Evangelical Christians at a gun show in northern Idaho.

Clearly, obviously Tim 🤝 Posey

“Pushing air conditioning on Europeans is imperialistic” is a take I’d never thought I’d see in 1,000,000 years.

You watch this video and it becomes immediately clear that this man actually does need support and more importantly needs to realize and accept that he needs support and that’s okay.

This is a really good thread. I think this “life hack” highlights that I’m seeing more, what I would consider, anti-social behavior online. Just an all around uptick of “fuck you, I’ve got mine” behavior.

America, 2026: I don't even know which of today's Supreme Court decisions to be most upset about

Because everyone is squawking about AC today, I live in a 115 year old house and I have a mini-split. It rules.

seeing as europeans are once again arguing this week they don't need AC in a lethal heat wave I invite them to consider the best path forward: calling us hogs while nonetheless quietly adapting to our way of life

He’s British in case you were wondering why anyone would dare to make this hot take

This may be a controversial take but I absolutely hate the term “USian”. Just call me an idiot to my face.

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It appears the Reta is working 😭

Good for them but I have to wonder if this is coming out now because the team will likely visit the White House in a few weeks

I’m back on my hobby horse: school of choice is a scam and I hate that our government here has embraced it fully. This is basically a manifesto to defund public schools.

Not a novel thought here but it should be illegal to gamble anywhere else but a physical location and if you’re under 27 you have to take your mom

1. I had to google the 16th Amendment because 2. The Idaho GOP wants to repeal it and overhaul the *Federal* Tax system

It’s not Rosey Grier Needlepoint for Men (which I can’t find a copy for under $100) but I’m very happy with my most recent second hand purchase

If you don’t like me at my Marlena, you’re not going to like me at my Stefano

Officer, may I call you Officer, sir, Sean McDermett was just fired, would you like to FaceTime my boyfriend?

on the subject of “tarps off” at the ballpark I don’t think teams understand how much money they’d make from a *well advertised* “ladies night” or “girls night out” seating section. A baseball game where we’re only surrounded by other women could be so fun

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

No.