we will all die without solidarity. it is the only way forward. the game is over if they successfully get us to choose a community we are willing to sacrifice.

grasping at any scrap of happiness that comes my way like my life depends on it

get ready for soylent green except it’s literally just soybeans

Mr. Beast should be replaced with Mr. Bean. People would be better off watching Mr. Bean accidentally put his watch into a sandwich.

Cookie Monster quietly unwrapping a package of cookies during his murder trial

Each day there is a new internet horror to read about.

there’s no way to read this except the university administration actively looking for an excuse to do this, because no possible examination of the facts would lead to anyone but the student facing discipline

“Did you get the cherub on my armor?” “Yeah boss, he’s looks like a big goober, just like you asked”

I merely seek a hat that will, by whichever means I don’t know, will expand large enough for me to disappear into & then recede to such a point that it itself disappears.

In case you didn't see these cuties yet from the winner of the Ocean Photographer of the Year, Yury Ivanov: "Ladybugs of the Sea" aka amphipods

If your Ezra be Klein you're in for a dull time If your Ezra be Koenig, A-Punk'll be playing

You can’t even lure your sworn enemy into the catacombs with wine only to brick him inside the wall to endure a slow, painful death anymore because of woke

I can try my best to outrun the news while on vacation, but the alerts on mass shootings just keep coming in

Beleaguered babes in YOUR AREA need to lie down immediately

@davidjroth.bsky.social Hell yea, those generals are about to hear the weirdest take on Les Mis.

After contract negotiations with Gallant fell apart Goofus had some leverage over the brand so now it’s called Goofus and Even Worse Goofus but it’s still an honor just to see my material in Highlights

My kingdom for a Diet Coke and not a Coca Cola Light

who up wishing they had a wishing well to kiss and tell

The discerning judge of character: I like gallant a lot but I’m not so sure about goofus

Tucking myself into my med bed, getting all snuggled up for my lobotomy

Kaleb Horton was such a phenomenal writer. The last sentence of this piece is acutely about California but it resonates about USA in its current state as well. He will certainly be missed.

Imagine living in a country as diverse as this one and hating it. Weird stuff.

literally me watching the news and dissociating while eating cheesecake

I’m pretty sure a town that has a vegan strip club is neither war torn nor needs federal occupation

Can’t get enough of this sort of thing

Despite 👏 my 👏 gastritis

Fighting for my life on a water taxi, and the captain recognizes it and throws on Boney M. A total vibe shift, I feel restored.

if a man dressed like that were to be hit by lightning on live TV, this nation would start believing in God again

This is Romeo, and of course that’s his name - we are in Verona

Oh grow up Merlin

The hotel where I’m staying has a cat named Romeo, if you even care

(kicking in the bathroom door) theres politics now

when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski Death in her Hands by Ottessa Moshfegh

Now even two toed sloths need roommates in this economy

Stalking people is bad enough but intimidating a witness in your up coming trial? Straight to jail.

Oh grow up Merlin

Smoking on that shit that made me eat the plums that were in your icebox

Met a new guy today

Drinking wine at 10:25am as the Lord intended

[solemnly] sometimes dudes *don't* rock 😔

The world sucks, but the jokes? They are very good.

This is actually even funnier than what I thought he was going to do (presidential fitness test)

Breaking news from Des Moines: ICE has detained Dr. Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Iowa's largest school district. The Des Moines Public Schools said "We have no confirmed information as to why Dr. Roberts is being detained or the next potential steps." www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/09/26/i...

a little mescaline and steely dan playing in a dark room for a few hours

Post thunderstorm ⛅️

Trump wore his golf shoes to the Ryder Cup like an absolute amateur