Oh no my computer’s got ennui again.

What if toaster my friend? What if thing other thing?

Lord forgive me for I have sinned* *went to the grocery store unattended and without a list

Going to go buy gas before I it gets to $4 I guess

this is me but for 8 hours every night

At 20 years and 49 days, Lucas Ramirez is the youngest player in WBC history with a multi-homer game

I don’t like the phrase “he was the glue guy in the clubhouse” You make it sound like he’s a horse about to be put down.

Baseball is back on my tv and I’m feeling my mental illness leaving my body

To all my peppermint baby mutuals, do something just for yourself this weekend

I made this to express my feelings

Can’t a girl dream just once?

Good, I’m glad the computer has anxiety now. How does it feel, bitch?

We just aren’t talking about this enough.

Scoring 13 runs and still losing. Good shit dodgers

Reds beat Dodgers in a total dong fest 14-13. Boy do I love baseball ⚾️

lmfao the loss of the WBC players is quite apparent in some cases

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

The list of people who are allowed to contact me via email can be found in the 2018 hit “Nobody” by Mitski

How your email finds me

Special Envoy to the Shield of Americas feels like Noem will still be putting my tax dollars up her face in fillers

Oh no oh fuck

If I’m going to known as anything, I’m glad to be known as a Markwayne hater ™️

Diva down lol

Release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin? No thank you I’m like a witch I *will* melt in the rain.

the rob rausch era is upon us

Thinking about wormy, deferential tone Claude took when being told it hit the wrong target and I want to walk into it oncoming traffic.

I got a real bad temper.

I gather that all you Bluesky dipshits are 100% certain Jimmy Buffett isn't yacht rock. I also gather you all are trapped in an epistemic chamber sealed tighter than the one around Fox News. So, who here actually knew he had a song called "BOAT Drinks"? And how does that influence your certainty?

I’m scrolling a hole all the way to China

BUT!

I’m a descendent of someone in the Donner party who didn’t get eaten 💅

Maternal: Department of Ag Paternal: Lawyer (alcoholic)

i really wish everyone would stop being 12

I thought this government was as opposed to handouts

In today’s match up between the Dodgers and Mexico, I’m for Team Mexico

Pastor of Muppets is this anything

I don’t have a shopping problem, I am undertaking strategic economic stimulation operation

SKILL ISSUE! Vampire Weekend was, is, and remains great!

WNBPA 🤝 MLBPA internal strife over superstars looking out for their interests vs normie players wanting a longterm sustainable system

Oh these glasses? They’re not pervert glasses. Well yes I may be a pervert but the glasses are not.

Everyone come look at this awesome painting I thought was a photo until I zoomed in on the brush strokes

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Sundar, pick up the phone, we need to talk real quick.

Great, Havana Syndrome 2 just broke out

I have fired The missles That were in the silos And which You were probably Saving For war Forgive me They were destructive So boom And so dumb

The military-industrial complex dominating the American federal budget for decades and only producing enough missiles for a weeklong regional conflict

Am I even going to get a Stormin’ Norman shirt out of this thing?

Oh thank god dumb AI isn’t being used