Does anyone want to give me $300 so I can buy a full size bottle of my favorite perfume? Let me know

I wish I liked the Reds more simply because they have the most communist team name

I wish Brent Rooker and Vinnie Pasquantino would post on Bluesky

It was always gonna be Skenes tbh but World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto will have his day 😤🔪

Holding #space for everyone mourning Benny Biceps but I’m genuinely pretty surprised at how many people thought he was anything but a rental tbh Also why did he wear a cop hat to the parade…….

I need a Scott Boras reality TV show like I need air

Comrade Pop Base doing the real work here

The Epstein emails are SO OBVIOUSLY meant to distract us from the fact that both parties have completely fucked millions of people out of their healthcare. I know our collective memory approximates that of a goldfish but don’t let them off the hook, you dweebs

I’m so fricking excited to wear sweaters and drink tea and listen to Mount Eerie

Instead of rewatching The Piano (1993), I’m being really brave/open-minded and choosing The Power of the Dog (2021) even though I hate Benedict Cumberbatch’s face

Took a leaf from the Fleabag school of gifting and bought a pair of checkered slip-on Vans for my mom for her 57th birthday. Fuck it

🚨 NEW CHAMP FREEMAN CONTENT FT. THE WORLD’S TINIEST BLEP 🚨

Too many planets retrograde rn……. Knock it off

Andy Pages going to Target high as fuck makes him so relatable. He’s truly just like me fr

Either Clase was allowed to leave the country (which seems weird when you’re the subject of an ongoing federal investigation) or he’s on the run, right???? The language is so vague it makes me think they don’t really know where he is

Omg I love this!!! The opening reminds me of cinnamon pinecones in the best way possible??? But fresher and more complex, thanks to the oakmoss. After a few mins the leather and vetiver really start to shine but the spices are still very present. Can’t wait to wear this when it cools down!!!!!

I finally listened to the new Agriculture album (I KNOW, stop yelling at me) and it's sooooo good. They clearly have a super diverse range of influences - the album goes in some really kooky directions, and somehow it works??? Never change, Agriculture

Thinking about the dancing plague of 1518 again

Ego death in the Criterion Closet

My Sunday night movie marathon that I just decided to have about 2 minutes ago continues with Memories of Murder (2003). Might as well knock out some of the films that have languishing on my watchlist for a million years

Leland Palmer (Twin Peaks character) HAS to be named after Leland Palmer (actress), right???? Her character in All That Jazz is named AUDREY ffs

Hugely important life update: I’m finally watching All That Jazz (1979)

I miss Steve Albini

posted in the batting around discord

It’s now canon that Andy had terrible ABs all season to fight against illegal gambling

According to my research (3 mins of googling), the last time MLB players were actually arrested for gambling was in 1921 for the Black Sox scandal 👀

I know a bunch of people in the Dodger org get a ring but it’s still funny to me that Sue Jo identifies as a 3x champ

These new details from last summer's confrontation between Rob Manfred and Bryce Harper are absolutely insane. MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior. www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...

Confirmed. Bean burrito closed on both ends. Didn’t notice till I saw this, but seemed like more filling.

I’m so heartbroken for the Vesias. I don’t know what else to say. It just fucking sucks.

Clint from Stardew Valley is canonically incel but Linus is volcel. Pierre is no fap.

I’m glad society has learned to make delicious vegan food that anyone can enjoy but I wish we could #retvrn to the days of like, 90s health food store menus Give me tofu salad, lentil loaf, and carrot ginger soup!!!! Put alfalfa sprouts on it!!!! The people yearn for simple and nutritious food

Based on everything I’ve heard about Murakami, I kinda hope the Dodgers pass on him. His profile seems too risky, we don’t need those positions filled, and quite frankly I can’t deal with more people calling for racial quotas bc the Dodgers supposedly sign all the Japanese players

I am once again asking everyone who likes noisy, minimalist post-punk to listen to this MY DISCO record

I never really doubted that they’d pick up Muncy’s option but man, I’m so happy and relieved we have him for another season. Muncy forever 💙

Lakers are now 1-1 when Bluesky user bobo tucci watches

Wembanyama is the most stretched out person I’ve ever seen

Ok it was actually correct this time

Attempting to watch another Laker game tonight

Can’t believe my mom is sending me Bernie Sanders reels on Instagram. At this rate she’ll be quoting Combat Liberalism by Mao within a few years

Fredward will go into the hall as a Dodger because the Braves wouldn't let him do the worm

Dodgers won, Cuomo lost, and now Death Grips is working on a new album…. Everything is coming up Bobo Tucci 🙏

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Guy on the A line looking at Fangraphs on his phone, let’s be friends