Incredible things are happening over at the LA Metro subreddit

Just realized I got a special shoutout for supporting Effectively Wild on Patreon 🥲 I’m glad I had the foresight to not include my last name so I could publicly brag about being Ben and Meg’s favorite

This is the first time in 6 days that I’ve woken up feeling regular sick, not “doctors are going to name a new illness after me” sick

I appreciate a good one liner Letterboxd review as much as the next person but goodness, it gets a little tiresome sometimes

About to watch The Shining (1980). Has anyone heard of this movie

This just in: Tanner Scott’s bald head is the dugout’s Buddha equivalent.

Omg I missed that Tyler Glasnow and his wife are having a baby!!!!!! DILF mode activated

That’s my MVP 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Andy Pages School of Foolish Baserunning

TEOSCAR YOU CAN HAVE MY HAMSTRING I DON’T NEED IT

Eric Lauer saying they’ll always be the Cleveland Indians to him is a great way to make me dislike him

And now I’ve got a “significant tear” in my eye 😢

Actual Los Angeles Times headline: I Ditched Writing My Novel to Walk 80-Plus Miles to Every Erewhon in L.A.

FUCK I LOVE THIS BAND

NEW GILLA BAND IN 37 MINUTES AHHHHHHHHH

I have not avoided certainty It has always just eluded me I wish I knew I wish I knew for true I wish I had a rhinestone suit I wish I had a new pair of boots But mostly I wish I wish I was with you

I’ve been sick for so long that I’m starting to accept that life will just be like this from now on

I couldn’t sleep so I decided to walk to Walgreens for more cold medicine. The universe rewarded me with a black-crowned heron sighting! Guess which photo I took with my fully zoomed in iPhone camera and which one I found on Google

At least there is a new episode of Widow’s Bay directed by Ti West to make me not want to kms

I’m so fucking tired of being sick 😫 can someone just put me in a medically induced coma until I’m better

We have an explanation for the big ass cross on the Dodgers graphics! They should uhhhhh maybe revisit that design

Drivers in Massachusetts for ride-hailing apps such as Uber and Lyft have become the first in the nation to certify a union.

Dills needed that but can we save some for Shohei’s start tomorrow please

Agnos looks like the Wario version of Dalton. And yes I know Ginger is going to yell at me if she sees this

TWO-KIE BETTS

Cooking without recipes is all fun and games until you make the best soup of your life and then immediately lose the sacred knowledge forever so you can never recreate it

I cannot deal with Kiké being hurt after less than two games. I’m barely keeping it together as it is 😫😫😫😫😫

If that mfer hits Shohei he’s gonna be Kyle Prisonland

I love when the Los Angeles Dodgers hit the baseball with their bats 🙂

Why don’t they make the whole lineup out of Kiké Hernández?

LIKE HE NEVER LEFT 😍

The Rockies are maybe not a very good baseball team

THAT’S MY MOOKIE!!!!!! 🥹

I was making dinner and couldn’t hear the pre-game show, did they give an update on Max???

Paying tribute to my favorite trailblazing female filmmakers by naming my Stardew Valley chickens after them (Maya, Jane, Agnès, and Chantal)

I’m running low on comfy t-shirts, might need to start dating again

Starting a new farm in Stardew Valley, see you guys in 5-10 business days

Sonic Youth is a good band 👍

Chickpeas + castelvetrano olives + blanched spinach + olive oil + dijon mustard + lemon juice + garlic powder + thyme + salt + pepper. You’re welcome 😌

I don’t know what needs to get bumped but All That Jazz being so low is pissing me off

I don’t understand how I’m still this sick 🫠 who hexed me!!!!

As for criticism, do it in good time; don't get into the habit of criticizing only after the event.

Stephen Nelson is the handsomest baseball announcer

The most terrifying seven words in the English language are “Blake Treinen is warming in the bullpen”

I didn’t know the Dodgers could score runs now. I’m glad MLB changed the rules

I miss the old Shohei

Famous west LA University High School grad gives up bass playing to play for the Dodgers.

The Dodgers with RISP

@men please read the replies to this thread before your next haircut