All the social-chauvinists are now “Marxists” (don’t laugh!)

GARBAGE TIME AWOOOOO

Getting my period as soon as I recover from the flu is so ridiculously unfair. Haven’t I suffered enough

Meet Aura. She was born wild on 15 January 2026, in the bush just outside our Voi stockades. Her mum Arruba came home with her later that morning, with a few aunts and a wild bull. Arruba was rescued in 2013, just a few months old. Thirteen years on, Aura is her first calf.

Average Alex Call clutch off the bench moment

HELL YEAH YAMA THAT’S DIVA BEHAVIOR

Max “Usain Bolt” Muncy

Ump’s name is Sean Barber because he’s shaving inches off the strike zone

Dalton Rushing with two successful challenges in the first inning. Jomboy found dead in a ditch

Let’s be clear: I’m watching the game because I love and support Yoshinobu Yamamoto, NOT because I have any faith in the Dodgers to win a day game while their ace is on the mound

The haters said I would never finish another book again, and I’m glad to finally prove them wrong!!!!! #25 for the year

Catholicmaxxing (reading The Name of the Rose while listening to Lux by Rosalía)

The Colorado Rockies were the only NL West team to win tonight, just as everyone expected

Blake needs to stop Treinen out that horrible mustache

if i had a nickel for every time a controversial play involved andy pages and orion kerkering at dodger stadium, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

He touched it with his heart

Dave Roberts cutting his nails during this game might be the greatest endorsement for Roki Sasaki's improvement.

Quick question: Could Godard hit a curveball?

💚

Might just sit in the dark and listen to Have One on Me all the way through, high on cold medicine

Thinking about rebranding as a Joanna Newsom lyrics bot

I hope my apartment building isn’t burning down because a fire alarm (?) has been going off for about 5 minutes and the only response from anyone in the building has been to shut the hallway doors to muffle the sound

Alex Vesia’s thighs are thighing

wheeeee!

Is stomp clap music a recession indicator

The song on the Ted Lasso trailer might be the worst song I’ve ever heard

JUNETANI IS LOADING….

AWOOOOOOOOO

The Apple TV broadcasts are so HD I get scared

Love too email someone for help, very clearly detailing the steps I’ve already taken up to this point, and receive a one sentence response that I should try the thing I’ve already done. So helpful, fuck you very much!!!!!!

Let us go though we know it's a hopeless endeavor The ties that bind, they are barbed and spined and hold us close forever We could stand for a century Staring with our heads cocked In the broad daylight at this thing Joy, landlocked In bodies that don't keep Dumbstruck with the sweetness of being

The last time(s) I got super sick was when transit Saturn in Pisces opposed my natal Mars in Virgo. I’ve been dying of the flu all week and I just noticed that transit Mars in Taurus has been trining my natal Saturn in Capricorn all week lol. Ain’t that just the way

Tyler on the IL and Kim optioned…. what do the Dodgers have against 6-packs 😔

Communists must always go into the why's and wherefore's of anything, use their own heads and carefully think over whether or not it corresponds to reality and is really well founded; on no account should they follow blindly and encourage slavishness.

The future is bleak

Getting more than 10 likes on a post is intolerable to me

The jacarandas are popping OFF, I love Los Angeles

If you think billionaire MLB owners hoarding more profits will lower ticket prices, I’ve got some economic theories from 1981 to sell to you

Tickets secured for Gilla Band!!!!!! Never kys!!!!!!!!!

Every day is Joanna Newsom day!!!!!!

I had fantasies of spending my sick week bingeing movies but it turns out that staying awake and present for 2 hours when you’re delirious with the flu is asking a lot 😓 I managed to watch enough for a #LastFourWatched though Ice cold take: Kubrick is good

Incredible things are happening over at the LA Metro subreddit

Just realized I got a special shoutout for supporting Effectively Wild on Patreon 🥲 I’m glad I had the foresight to not include my last name so I could publicly brag about being Ben and Meg’s favorite

This is the first time in 6 days that I’ve woken up feeling regular sick, not “doctors are going to name a new illness after me” sick

I appreciate a good one liner Letterboxd review as much as the next person but goodness, it gets a little tiresome sometimes

About to watch The Shining (1980). Has anyone heard of this movie

This just in: Tanner Scott’s bald head is the dugout’s Buddha equivalent.

Omg I missed that Tyler Glasnow and his wife are having a baby!!!!!! DILF mode activated

That’s my MVP 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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