The concept of a cat wrapping up her Saturn Return

The Dodgers roster has a disturbing lack of himbos rn. Bring him home Andrew 💔

sometimes i just say things

Wow I’m so excited to read a book that doesn’t hurt my brain

After one month and three days, I’m FINALLY DONE WITH GRAVITY’S RAINBOW!!!!! By far the most challenging book I’ve ever read but so, so, so rewarding. I’m proud of myself for sticking with it even though I straight up felt too stupid to understand a lot of it. I can’t wait to re-read it. 5 stars!

Nationalize Huntington Library

This is why Saturn exalts in Libra

Just bought tickets to see Mount Eerie in February!!!!!! No one can hurt me today (please do not test this)

It’s a Gang of Four day

Proudhon and Bakunin were Freemasons? Lmaooooooo

I can’t really explain it but The Caretaker’s cyclical, haunted victrola-sounding ass is the best background music for reading Gravity’s Rainbow (Officially 75% through the book btw!!! I’m actually going to finish it before the new year!!!!)

I would love to pick the brain of Thomas Pynchon’s editor

The most beautiful words in the English language:

Day 1 trillion of posting a song none of my moots will like

He died doing what he loved: dying

Celery deserves more respect. It’s so satisfying to crunch, it’s naturally a lil salty, it’s versatile and adds great texture without overwhelming the flavor of whatever you’re making. I love celery and I’m not ashamed to admit it!!!!!

My bestie took note of which scents I liked when we visited D.S. & Durga and surprised me with a bottle of Grey Blazer tonight 😭😭😭😭 And I happened to be wearing a grey blazer when I opened it!!!!!!

It bugs the shit out of me that what most people call lo-fi isn’t even low fidelity anymore

Gilla Band is the best contemporary band and I won’t hear anything to the contrary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told the Emo Nite guy that his shit was corny and he told me to go back to Discogs

Cindy Lou Whom

There’s a part of this song when he stops what he’s doing to think about WWI and honestly I find that extremely relatable

I’m not like other vegans. I’m normal

Just ordered a bunch of perfume samples: Clue Perfumery - Warm Bulb Diptyque - L'eau Papier Escentric Molecules - Molecule 01 + Iris House of Brandt - London Fog Jorum Studio - Unspoken Gesture Marissa Zappas - Maggie the Cat is Alive, I'm Alive! Pearfat - Bread and Roses Merry Christmas to meeeee

James Connolly mic drop No matter who’s in power, no one can be truly free under capitalism. Throw the whole thing out

I miss my friend Shohei Ohtani

I was too emotionally exhausted and delirious with stress to truly appreciate Freddie’s 18th inning walk-off home run at the time, but Wow, what a guy 🥹

Every ballpark should offer a scorecard and a pencil for less than $2. It's the best souvenir in the park and it's wild to me that a lot of MLB teams either don't sell a standalone scorecard or force you to buy a $15-20 program for it.

Drinking coffee at 2pm because yesterday’s 3pm coffee kept me from sleeping. This is fine

In case anyone else was wondering

JEFF PASSAN HAS A KID WHO’S GOING TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR????

I realized while updating my Goodreads profile that I’ve already met my goal of reading 50 books in 2025 🥲 (I forgot to add the dates of one of my books on StoryGraph so it didn’t log as read this year) I’m proud of myself for getting back on track after a few years of not reading consistently!!!!

I’m sorry to say it but I might switch back to Goodreads next year 😫 StoryGraph just isn’t great for anything beyond cataloging your own reading list, I don’t have enough friends on there to make it very interesting, and you can’t really interact with each other anyway

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize

I’m Linus but instead of a blanket I have an emotional support baseball team

Silly question for my astrologer friends that has haunted me for way too long: when discussing multiple planets in a sign, do you list them in planetary order or by degree? For example, would you say “This person has Mercury, Moon, and Venus in Libra” or “Moon, Mercury, and Venus in Libra”?

Now starting On the Calculation of Volume (Book 2) because I’m a psycho

Veggie pho > ballet > home before 10:30pm > PJ’s > a cup of tea > a new book….. this is the ideal Saturday night

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WE DID IT!!!! I initially rated Audition by Katie Kitamura 4.5 stars, then updated it to 4.75 a couple hours later, and finally just bumped it up to a solid 5. This book has crawled into my head and laid eggs in my brain (complimentary)

The Nutcracker ballet is my problematic fav (holiday edition)

The Orioles are FUCKED if the next CBA limits how many blonde guys they can sign

If astrology isn’t real, why did my Virgo moon friend buy herself a stationery advent calendar???

The only piece of World Series merchandise I actually purchased FINALLY arrived after I thought I maybe got scammed. Worth it.

I’m so over artists doing ironic low-brow still life oil paintings. Ohhhhh you painted a Taco Bell crunchwrap using a medium historically associated with the ruling class? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Jeff Koons?

It’s a Pink Flag day

5H North Node/11H South Node and my tendency to hyperfixate on my interests to the point of alienating those around me 💅

Yesterday marked three years without P-22 💔 Protect wildlife, preserve critical ecosystems, fuck cars forever

You can tell a lot about a person based on their favorite Neopet. If you choose an Aisha, you’re cool and classic. Blumaroo fans are lovable goofs. People with Unis write fan fiction. Lupes are furries. And anyone who likes JubJubs is probably a perverted foot guy