Baseball doesn’t exist in Stardew Valley and that’s why it’s so peaceful

ATTABOY VES/BEN

Throw the whole bullpen into the garbage

Benny Biceps is a Libra too btw

Teo is so happy it’s Libra season

Shohei Ohtani is good at his job

The one guy with a dbacks hat literally surrounded by Dodger fans 😭

ohtani is a reaction pic generating machine

She gets it

It Begins

Mookie Best

MLB TV is now doing the opposite of targeted advertising by constantly subjecting me to a commercial about Fernando Tatis Jr. narrated by Lin-Manuel Miranda

anxiously waiting to see which version of the dodgers we get tonight

Feels a little awkward marrying the guy in Stardew Valley who has the same name as my ex but I want his room

DANNY BROWN FT. NNAMDÏ???? Everything’s coming up Bobo Tucci!!!!!!

Rereading Watership Down for the ten billionth time and I just want everyone to know that I love this book so, so, so much

If you need me, I'll be laughing at my own joke 😂

CB Bucknor just fell to his knees in Costco

Aren’t the Brewers supposed to be good 😒

Men will literally blow the game in the 8th inning instead of going to therapy

I don’t know why but this video of the Sugarcubes performing “Birthday” live makes me really emotional. Björk is such an expressive vocalist and her uninhibitedness is so inspiring to me

Peng! is the best Stereolab album and I will die on that hill and take you all with me

I love when people who have never organized anything in their entire lives get online to call for a general strike

I think it's so cool that Dave keeps going to unreliable relievers in leverage situations, such that he immediately has to get a better RP up behind them. Seems like maybe you could skip a step but what do I know

I don’t want to see Blake Treinen anywhere near the postseason roster

Emmet Sheehan might have the best walk-up song on the team tbh

This is maybe the worst possible music to listen to while playing Stardew Valley but I’m in a mood

I want to complain about all the football posts on my TL right now but I know this is my penance for liveskeeting ~150 Dodgers games to all my mutuals who don’t give a shit about baseball

The dialectic

incredible technique

MAX MUNCY *IS* THE DODGERS

For a second I thought Hair did something *actually* useful for once but if it can’t be enforced on the feds it’s probably mostly performative garbage. I’ve seen some cops cover their faces at protests but the real problem is the masked plainclothes federal agents who kidnap people in broad daylight

i saw the words “max muncy” and “injured list” and nearly had a heart attack. DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!

Enjoying a healthy vegan dinner consisting of an Uncrustable and two whole carrots

OMG I’M SO GLAD HE WAS THERE 😭 (even though he should’ve been behind the dish)

Danzig is at this show lol

SHOHEI!!!! MOOKIE!!!!! (I am at a show with friends and should not be on my phone)

I’m not watching, why did Kersh come out??

I love taking a shower and dousing myself in luxury niche perfume before going out only to get really sweaty on the way there bc I’m running late

Omg Padres lost to the white Sox lol

writing a purple rain/les miserables crossover musical so i can make use of the phrase "master of the blouse"

Updated Clif Bar rankings 1. Peanut Toffee Buzz 2. Blueberry Almond Crisp 3. Berry Pomegranate Chia 4. Crunchy Peanut Butter 5. Sierra Trail Mix 6. Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch 7. Chocolate Coconut Chip 8. Chocolate Chip 9. Oatmeal Raisin 10. White Chocolate Macadamia Nut This is not up for debate

Not to brag but it’s cute as heck that this is probably what the moon-venus conjunction probably looked like on the day i was born 😭 my girls!!!!! 💕

I hate doc so much disheiwhxiwhshe Gemini ass

It’s actually Brent Honeywell

Google search suggestions refusing to suggest Society of the Spectacle is so…… 😒

I have an ethical objection to fragrance dupes but someone in my local Buy Nothing Group had a couple Dossier perfumes up for grabs. I just picked them up and I hate them both. Got my ass

Yamamoto deserves better than the 2025 Dodgers