I should be able to send someone a piñata in the mail

How can you not love Will Klein

Confirmation that he’s the teams designated hugger let’s gooo.

It’s a Pepsi Max day (defcon in terms of soft drink consumption)

this is serious business around here

What in the Neuralyzer happened to Benny C’s left arm???

I’m going to hear this cackle every time he strikes someone out now.

Happy Friday from where I am sure some of you would rather be!

Fabian should absolutely become a reply guy, that was equal parts upsetting and neat

And Emmet will start Sunday, right? Righhhht?

Thanks to Getty Images for confirming at dodgers is finally embracing one of the go green initiatives and recycling all of the same poses for photo day. Somehow the backdrop got worse though.

I am happy for Yency and sad for Vanilla Bean as he now has yet another person to compete with for Alex Vesia’s attention

Nothing like a 2am start on a Friday 🙃

Changed my profile picture AND header ahead of the season starting just to ensure everyone knows where my allegiance lies, you know, it case it wasn’t already clear.

More player specific content, yes.

Why is it only the rage bait sites that think he’s got a shot this season 😒

For the first two weeks, every single game is at 6am 🙃

We love a pair of blurry blue besties

“There are teams that can afford to do more” LOUDER for the people in the back.

I never had the opportunity to interact with Amanda much but like Jessica said, she always shared player specific posts or TikToks with me that she knew I would be interested in and enjoy. Just a really sweet and wonderful person who seemed to always put others ahead of herself. Awful news 😔

NOOO CJ 😭

It’s obviously Spring Training shenanigans but this is absolutely sending me

They should let Emmet Sheehan start the other game this weekend, just because I said so.

Is today photo day???

Houston, we (I) might genuinely have a problem. But also. WHAT DID DAS BOOTLEG DO TO HIS FACE???

Goodness me that hype vid from the mariners is actual fire

I'm ready for men to be honest about their injuries since people get so fucking mean when they don't play as well

Steady on chat, we’re in danger of committing to the bit!!!

Greyhounds get raced to their deaths, we know that right?

I’m going to leave everyone to their infidelity and union chatter as Tana Chairman Meow Umaga (19) and I are headed to the vet. Yes, that is his government name as per his microchip.

Please please puhleaseee let them be with Stephen 🙏🏻

It’s a good thing I am not at field two at Camelback Ranch because I would simply not know where to look. The media and socials team wouldn’t either so that’s obviously why we’ll get zero footage once again* ** *this is an attempt at reverse psychology ** also where the hell is Emmet???

I never know what I’ll see on here of a morning but between Walker looking utterly miserable (might just be his face now) in that unfortunate brown uniform and silly, sweet, HILARIOUS things that land in my inbox, I think today might be alright 🥲

Today’s adventure has involved ferry travel, which has been fun. Only 50c a trip!

Just got a notification that my Emmet-signed Loons card - purchased the same day as my Justin Loons card that arrived ten days ago and also came from IL - is finally with the final delivery partner after taking a random side quest to Japan…? 😂

Yeah, they shouldn’t be allowed to invoke his legacy anymore given the path they seem determined to want to head down (if that’s what’s happening here)

If anyone wants to record this for me on their phone in the event it doesn’t make it to socials, in true SNLA fashion, I would be EXTREMELY grateful 🙏🏻

So my meeting went *well* and it looks like there may be an offer resulting from it if the numbers line up which is equal parts intimidating and also great.

Oh so we’re done done now.

Inside you there are two wolves, and they’re both soft and gooey like marshmallows.

@itsash.bsky.social I prefer national days to birthdays and this one made me laugh. Happy National Do a Grouch a Favour Day!

My World Series gear is officially one state away and I will be insufferable when it gets here. Watch it arrive on Friday when I’m not home for three days.

Good morning and welcome to an even smaller thread of things that interest me from spring training because it’s all about position players today, and well, let’s not pretend for a second they’re more enigmatic than the relievers.

He’s seen the lack of depth in CF for the Dodgers, he wants a ring 🙃

Josh Naylor is that dude.

I was just casually enjoying other teams socials and the Rays talking about their perfect meal until some dude dropped a “raw milk” right in the middle of it 🫠

I didn’t exactly plan on ending my day with a numb face and a filling yet here we are

It’d be really fucking cool if the socials team had as much energy for some that they have for others

@nerdydodger.bsky.social @phyfash.bsky.social