Time to watch the Mariners do the thing

dodgers bullpen should just be Emmet Sheehan and Justin Wrobleski throwing three innings to close out games at this point

The kids don’t annoy me. Having to now hear for another week about how they shat the bed for Shohei and the hypothetical closer does.

Best LA? Who do you think you are, San Francisco?

@nerdydodger.bsky.social @iamwhatyousay.bsky.social this is another part of the you-know-what-

It’s gonna be fineee

Mariners, I am SO HAPPY for YOU (all of you, but specifically BWoo). We’ll be enemies in the later end of the week so

Tanner, you’ve preemptively got this.

This is how I learn my feed is behind

BENNY BICEPS

The mop isn’t warming?

C’mon Ves.

Attaboy Benny Biceps, you tell him

Super convenient to blame some kids when you can look further (into centre) afield

Erm. Baby Brusdar. Can we not?

Andy letting down another baby pitcher, I’m shocked

It’s time

BENNY BICEPS!!!

OMG DAVE LET HIM PITCH THE SEVENTH

Have you got the candle lit because @nerdydodger.bsky.social

Video please. I’m still annoyed at him but this sounds objectively hilarious.

It doesn’t *have* to be (made-of) Glas.

You’re going to reference Jerry Seinfeld? Really?

The bullpen don’t need confidence, they need purging of anyone over the age of 29 of anyone who isn’t Alex Vesia

Who broke the Brewers

TEOOOO

Joe in the booth and Tim on the radio, did Stephen die? 😩

There’s three #bullpenbuddies today, they’ve just blended into one giant multicultural pile of limbs that can’t all be seen here

Profound thoughts with Benny Biceps: “Trust is hard to come by in everyday life.” “My job is catching.”

It’s Will or Kirby for Röki, right? It’s gotta be. Please.

He never forgot his emo roots

Why are you all panicking when Benny Biceps exists?

I beg your pardon? I definitely do not

I am both devastated and relieved that the dodgers may not see Bryan Woo this week. The offence loves to strike out enough as it is.

Will we get arrivals photos today or did all those fancy cameras get on a plane for no reason

There’s a journalist / beat writer covering redacted this season and they’re generally very articulate and polite (to the point that they demure to others, every single goddamn game). They asked a question of a player in a similar vein to the questions Nick Castellanos was asked on the w/e and now

I can’t wait to see Emmet make his first (eighth overall) appearance in the post season as a starter in 2031 *heaaaaavy sarcasm*

I loveee the ABS system. Triple A is better for it. It’s about damn time.

Well. That was depressing.

Aspiring model or little teapot?

Please, Brewers reliever I am seeing for possibly the first time and whose name I definitely don’t recognise

Extras. WHY

Oh I’ve missed that little skip-jump off the mound

Sat down at my desk and let out a loooong full body sigh. It’s gonna be a day.

So… I know it’s early (still technically Tuesday), but so far? No rapture

At least this version of this little guy earned a dub today! (because he exists in a vacuum that Blaque doesn’t)

Dodgers woulda won today if Blake Trienen had taken leave to go to the Charlie Kirk thing.

Time to watch the Comets final game of the season, even though they took the L 🙃

Oh nooo the astros got swept at home. What a shame.

Mariners, can you not