I have some truly upsetting news for you all. Pending reference checks I’ll be starting a new role July 27th meaning I won’t be able to watch Comets or Dodgers games live Monday-Friday. I know that you’ll all miss me immensely & trust that you’ll all keep me updated on Justin & Emmet (or else 😠)

Bryce Harper reads Eye Black? 🕵️ (See also: Bryce Harper reads?) (Kidding. Mostly.)

I love how the dodgers are like hey, the schedule is out. Go visit the website and see it yourself. Here’s the link, not a hyper link, but a link which you must type into your browser window and hit return or enter etc etc. Goodbye and good luck.

My algorithm right now. Ignoring the Australian bandanna of it all, I will be watching every single one of these disasterpieces, especially “Sky Sharks” with has zombie Nazis flying genetically engineered flying sharks. What a time to be alive.

I love the insanely talented creative geniuses in my phone 🤯🙌🏻😭

He has a tattoo of a chess piece. Of course he does.

I don't think this is optimism. After all, it's MLB that would be locking out its employees, not vice-versa. I believe this is a bargaining tactic. Here's why: MLB will begin its lockout of its employees, the players on the first day they can legally: December 2, 2026. With Opening Day scheduled 1/

It will be Roki Sasaki (Friday), Emmet Sheehan (Saturday) and Yoshinobu Yamamoto (Sunday) for #Dodgers  this weekend. Shohei Ohtani won’t pitch at Yankee Stadium

It’s so cute that teams are out here just posting their 2027 schedules like the season is actually going to happen.

Unless it includes more adorable anecdotes about lunch lady Sue I am not interested.

I’m holding out for this one actually!!!!!!!!

The Aquarium of the Pacific (which I have sadly only visited once) posted the most INCREDIBLE reel about sharks and I need you all to know about it www.instagram.com/reel/DayAblq...

These hero dogs chased off a man who tried to sexually assault two female dog walkers. They were able to push him away, and then their pack of 11 rescue dogs ran him off into a tunnel and ripped off a piece of his pants. The dogs are all getting our highest honor, a 15/10

Not even summer camp can keep her down. She knows ball.

When guys are like “that’s not rape, all my friends have done that,” that’s exactly what we’re talking about. That’s the problem. Rape is so common and unpunished that a guy could casually reveal all his friends are rapists and not see it as a problem.

And this is why women choose to remain single while sad, lonely little men cry themselves to sleep. Hope this helps!

Anaconda (2025) is awful but it almost feels like it’s meant to be.

This might be his most “Yamamoto. Yoshinobu Yamamoto” photo yet.

I think I need to revisit the basics with the non-baseball gc.

I’m glad it’s Cody but the fact his first ab quantified the mvp win is a little lame.

Honestly, all I wanted was for him to do well and he nailed the assignment 🫡

Fun banter? What game was John Smoltz watching?

NL, don’t give up your day jobs. Wait-

It’s kismet.

They really said what is this game missing and decided to run out the dude accused* of domestic violence.

Literally the most quintessential Justin Wrobleski appearance ever. Strikes out the side, induces a ground out, coughs up a long ball and then strikes out a pair because if you tag him? He’s gonna bounce right back and make you pay.

Hi, PCA is interrupting the Justin Wrobleski game. Please make it stop.

Ahhhh if it had to be ANYONE I’ll allow it. Way to go Vargy.

HE’S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bazzana, Rafaela and Díaz:

JUSTIN WROBLESKI STRIKES OUT THE SIDE

Joe Davis I KNOW you didn’t just say he’s not a strikeout pitcher!!!!!!!!!!

YES STRIKING OUT THE AUSTRALIAN YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION

You know who this game is missing? Eric Karros.

“Bryce, do you know what ‘Fan Duel’ is?”

The AL are going to score another four runs and Dave will say okay Justin, you can have the ninth.

WHY ARE THERE CLYDESDALES???

Singing End of the Road as people held up names of people with cancer would've been incredible

Oh it’s time for the concert with the baseball game in the middle!

Does Nick Martinez always pitch like he has ants in his pants?

When he’s reflecting back on his career thirty years from now and Ben is writing the thirtieth edition of his annual retrospective entitled “My Brother: My Meal Ticket, My Hero” I hope he thinks about this specific moment.

Andy Pages has never looked more confused and that’s saying something (affectionate)

What is “celebrate America” and why did it sound like a threat?

“He’s very wristy… but it works” #analysis

Jesús Lizardo? That’s not Justin.

Did they photoshop Kyle Schwarber’s waist in the presumably AI clip of him boxing on the Rocky steps???

I wasn’t even aware the Royals had starting pitching that wasn’t Seth Lugo.

Do Fox not have any programming scheduled after this? Why are they dragging this out? Only to make THAT call?