The non-baseball gc is branching out 😭

A lodged ball! Where is Justin Dean when you need him

Clocking in for today’s Mariner game without knowing the result, wish me luck?

I know I’m insane but every time I see that yellow post-it on Emmet’s locker (watching Eric Lauer’s postgame) I come up with a new ridiculous reason as to its existence.

As one of a handful of people (literally like five) who will be happy that Alex Freeland is coming back up, this is definitely not how I wanted it to happen 🫠

My meeting just finished and it’s time to draw a line in the sand: position players should stick to their positions. There’s nothing productive about using them in “relief” (certainly not outs!)

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Casual reminder that MiggyRo is a position player and this is not a reflection of our bullpen 😩

TYMB (now in a meeting, please alert me if anything exciting happens)

EK he was trying to tee you up, you numpty.

I have a meeting in eleven minutes so of course we have yet to see the bullpen today.

Left oblique strain. Fuck.

Well, that’s one way to kill the vibe. I can’t even blame Kyle Karros.

Uh oh

Chaos ball hours.

Kiké, it’s May 27th.

I take it Eric Lauer is not a smiler.

Nice Teo

Comets take the opener in Sugar Land 12-1 ☄️🙌🏻

*grumbles* Oh okay. ANDYYY

He was in OKC for twelve years. I was present for all of them.

KIKÉÉÉ

Less players getting hit by a pitch discourse and more gruesome photos of the bruises incurred!

Well then.

Homering in the first? With a RISP???

Kyle Freeland is not my favourite Freeland obviously, that’s an easy one to confirm.

Hi Eric Lauer, let’s see where you land on my list of favourite lefty’s in the organisation after this outing (spoiler alert: first, second and third are locked and loaded and will not change)

I did not realise Evan Phillips was so superstitious.

NOAH MILLER GRAND SLAM

I politely refrain from entering any discourse about accidents involving bat dogs. If anyone would like to discuss other fun topics such as your favourite canine inspired piece of media (movie or book), adopt don’t shop and why you shouldn’t ask how much that doggy in the window is, go ahead.

James Tibbs my dude!!!

It would be super cool if Ryan Ward could find his way out of this slump.

The girls are fighting in the outfield (CJ and Cavan Biggio)

Hi CJ Alexander!!! This reunion is the best part of playing Sugar Land.

Folks, I can finally SEE.

Vanilla Bean is throwing again so naturally today I deserve a little sweet treat.

Evan Phillips, Brock Stewart and Jack Dreyer are all throwing today. First time Phillips will be facing hitters since undergoing Tommy John surgery. Big day for injured Dodger relievers.

RIP Austin Gauthier’s playing time 🪦

Sometimes I look at a job ad and think “I’m kind of qualified for that, but maybe I shouldn’t apply because I don’t know if I could do it” and then I open this app and see Craig Kimbrel is once again employed and honestly, it gives me hope.

From memory @no-flashlight.bsky.social asked this last week, but did we ever figure out why these feature religious iconography?

“Did it hurt?” “Uh yeah it hurt”

Please.

I haven’t yelled into the void about this yet, but this is absolutely the outing *he* needed after last week. I’m really hoping that nothing comes from that hit he took because it would be so good to see him build some consistent outings on the back of this.

Thank you for not catastrophically fucking up, Blake.

He is the reason the bullpen can only ever achieve a 87.5% approval rating even with a scoreless streak of 38 innings.

We were SO CLOSE to having a perfect pitchers outing

I have a meeting in 15 minutes (and have done VERY little work in the last two and a half hours) let’s close it out please

HIVES!

Bullpen Mount Rushmore Alternate #1 and Bullpen Mount Rushmore Alternate #2 showing out, I know that’s right.