Jon Rothstein just misspoke on the CBSSN college basketball studio show and this is the first time I’ve ever considered that he might not be a cyborg from another planet

Roy Hibbert’s fit is insane (derogatory)

dude

Ma’am this is a Nevada basketball game

I get it’s year one but Josh Pastner was good on tv and he left that for why exactly

Nevada dude’s head just pile drove the floor and they didn’t even fake giving him a concussion test

She Dra on my Gibbs until I Lawhorn

Didn’t realize UNLV had Jackie Moon

College basketball forever

Elliot Cadeau walked them down man what a damn last 5 minutes

The most important number for an Elliot Cadeau game is always the turnover number, and it’s only been 2 tonight

This remains the best thing about Raf. He knows the game, including its modern changes, and loves it.

Gus is dialing it up. That “cheeese” was a warning shot

It’s not even February and it’s already been an incredible year for rivalry games

Aday Mara is in HELL offensively this half

This lineup Izzo has on the floor in the second half of a rivalry game is certainly something

He’s already hit a Jeremy Fearless it’s only a matter of time before we get a Yaxel Lamboborg

This is gonna be an incredible 16 minutes of Gus and Raf

Good god Coen Carr

The Billiken hockey jersey goes ridiculously hard

Gluing Carson Cooper to the bench with 2 fouls has *probably* already lost the game for Michigan State

Jeremy Fears is so good at getting dudes to fall on top of him

SLU death machine go brrrrrr

Pretty hilarious that the A10 game of the year is on a Friday night and is not the A10 Friday ESPN game

Enemies of college basketball

Execution leaves a little something to be desired, but his heart is in the right place Also known as the Carson Beck experience

So I’ve been writing these for a month now and there is something rewarding about just doing the damn thing. I’m not gonna pretend I’m a good writer or a great college basketball mind, but I’m trying to be someone who produces the type of college basketball content/stuff that I would enjoy consuming

Basketball Things: THE ROAD pregame-empire.kit.com/posts/basket...

Zoom Diallo is consistently underrated on All-Name Team lists

Due to the existence of my actual job the midweek Basketball Things will be arriving tomorrow. Please plan accordingly

If y’all need a college basketball catch up just say the word

Stanford just did the Chris Webber and I was told this was a good school

Crock pot comeback. Felt inevitable that they were gonna get all the way back and win but took the entire second half to do it

They gotta take the jump out of bounds and call timeout rule back out of the game man

Florida-South Carolina

Big. Ten. Basketball.

Wisconsin is really taking their time with this comeback. Full on tortoise and the hare style 20 point comeback

Miami basketball FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

I can’t be the first person who’s ever asked this but how much does Red Panda charge for a halftime show

It’s January 29th and he has officially entered the bracket bunker, where he will stay until Selection Sunday. He will not leave, he cannot escape. He has a chamber pot in the corner, and one warm meal with be brought to him daily. This is his home now. There is no outside, only bunker

I swear TCU’s court looks more and more distorted every time I watch them play a home game

I just heard my the first mid game “according to Joe Lunardi” of the year that means there’s exactly 6 more weeks of winter

Matt McMahon, brother, all you had to do was lay low and hide

2 years ago everyone wanted Robbie Avila in the NCAA Tournament on a team that would’ve probably just lost in the first four Now Robbie Avila is on a team that can make a legitimate deep run in the tournament and most people don’t realize it (yet)

Miami Ohio has the mandate of heaven

Lining up in a football formation with “Indiana” on the jerseys is the closest Indiana basketball has been to a national championship in a long time

Braden Smith and Trey Kaufman-Renn have Reed Bailey in HELL

wut