Tyler Tanner is a wizard

I understand Nate Oats Math but Aden Holloway do the good and honorable thing and take the layup there brother

Today in my dumbass college sports brain Forgot the Utah Mammoth are now a thing and thought the Ottawa Senators were playing Monmouth when the score went across the espn bottom line. Was confused for a solid 5 seconds

I like calling a tech on dudes shooting the ball again after missing a free throw. You missed your shot you don’t get a practice shot in between free throws

“WHO? Mike James” is such an elite call by Daymeon Fishback

Oats can’t decide if he wants to get tossed or not

Alabama do literally anything without fouling challenge: impossible

North Carolina football

Kim English playing that out down 3

He’s in his bag, absolutely cooking, on a heater, etc

John Fanta right now

They’re gonna photoshop him out of the championship pictures

Do we think Kentucky accepts or declines the NIT bid?

Mark Pope is gonna need an armored car

Ebuka Okorie has the fucking goods man

Miami and Wake Forest understand the assignment

Goddamn Silas Demary what a defensive play

my This Game is Gonna Have a Very Stupid Ending radar is beeping in the direction of Miami-Wake Forest and Oklahoma-Miss State

The paint on the walls of the visitors’ locker room at Providence

If ESPN allows me to do this for their college basketball broadcasts I will never complain about them again

The way this dude tried to be sneaky with it is sending me

Perfect technique on the blow by handshake by Jamie Dixon. That’s the work of an experienced craftsman

Tired: Darryn Peterson should just play Wired: Darryn Peterson should play with a minutes restriction, but should be used wisely so he’s available late game Inspired: Darryn Peterson should pick the most important possession of each game and play it. If he says that’s 12:49 in the first so be it

One day Jamie Dixon’s hair slick will start on the backside of his head and that’s when he will reach his final form

Notre Dame’s record for worst foul up 3 execution lasted for all of 4 days

Ok but I nailed it here

That pass was a perfect microcosm for Kansas

Holding the mic like it’s a crock pot he’s bringing into a potluck

Texas Tech-Houston

*Mick Cronin frantically googling Wisconsin landmarks to blame this on*

Goose Horse would absolutely rock as a college mascot

Benetti and Raf

Was Penn State trying to actually score the ball there

Red Autry good lord dude

The problem for Louisville without Mikel Brown is Ryan Conwell is the only other dude on the team that can dribble

Carlos Boozer putting 12 on the front and 2 on the back of the hoodie is knowing where your bread is buttered

Who up Honoring they Huff

Legit thought a Florida assistant was drinking a high noon for a second

Not even the greatest Urban wearing a Florida logo on that court tonight

Nothing has ever sounded more like a scam than something called insurify.com

Penn State should get a quad 1 win for keeping the deficit to single digits this long

I do enjoy that even though we’ve gotten rid of the old review system we still have players asking for review of plays that cannot be reviewed

Matt McMahon’s done a great job of hiding in that job but buddy they’re gonna notice this one

Pop a shot possession

“I am locking this man in a broom closet for 90 days. He must appear on national television 5 times per weekday and 15 times per Saturday. During the last 2 weeks those numbers triple. If he survives the 90 days without leaving, going insane, or killing himself I will pay him half a million dollars”

Had an insanely cursed thought Is Joe Lunardi’s bracket bunker the original Mr. Beast challenge?

Gonna drop another one of these on Thursday. My plan for now is to do one for the midweek slate and one for the weekend slate. Onward

Incredible use of free will

What a fucking throw holy shit