I also found out there’s a Tasty Cake store here. I walked in and had to fight my own big and greedy demons.

My cousin gave me some fresh eggs she gets from a lady who owns a chicken coop today and I’m very excited to try them. She said opening the carton will remind me to wash them lol

If I’m gonna be koo koo for someone, they gotta be koo koo for me too. The obsession has to be mutual. The crazy has to be reciprocal.

The only game I play nowadays is Animal Crossing. I might get back into Stardew Valley. I was thinking about doing a new farm.

I loved Sonic & Knuckles.

Game Informer #19, November 1994 - 'Sonic & Knuckles' cover.

My body feels like soft electricity. That’s the only way I can describe it.

Y’all. Y’ALL!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I want the thick one. I want the thick one.

My mom hugged me and told me she’s so glad I’m happy and she’s proud of me for working on myself.

Is it time to do 1/4 of a gummy? Maybe.

@professorblove.bsky.social hi Brian. I’m putting into the air that you’ve been doing well.

Why does the right hug from the right person feel so damn good? There's plenty of non impactful hugs, but THE hug? You feel it.

And more importantly, “payment received,” after bills are paid!

Self esteem not really one of those things somebody else can tell you how to build for yourself tho Just gotta do the work to figure out who you are and then embrace & fight to love that person fiercely. And it's a life long process The work is also going to look different for every single person

*sings* Comfy bed! Comfy bed! I’m so comfy in my comfy bed!

Just pictured a glow in the dark/uv reactive merkin.

Daddy, I need $800.

I wonder if anyone got their ass beat at the symphony during the 1700s.

Should I get high? Should I get high then eat a pink lady apple?

The night at night time in the darkness of the night.

I just be saying anything. Don’t question it. Just let it happen.

Friendship

Picture it: Sicily, 1948. All I had with me was a floral printed butterfly knife and the will to live. It was cold. It was night. It was the darkest of nights. It was night time…at night. The moon was out, because it was night time…in the darkness…of the night.

I was single for a very long time on purpose out of fear of getting hurt again. I’ve been working on myself so I’m open to letting in the right man for me. I’m not chasing though.

I’m interested in a kind man who wants to protect me, love me, respect me, fully see me, and is strong enough to carry things like all of the grocery baaaags, me around the bedroom and other roooooms…furnituuure.

Idk how to date anymore. I haven’t been in a serious relationship in 11 years. I haven’t done the sex in 2 years. Idk. What are men? Like do they still…mow lawns or whatever? SPORTS! They probably still do sports. Catch the balls and watch the balls fly around in the air. Meat…on the…on the grills.

Someone name their baby Grey Poupon.

You son of a biscuit eating bulldog.

You’re a restaurant and you’re shading OLDER FAT WOMEN??? One of the last groups with money to spend? Good luck!

I’m looking forward to having my “we needed this rain” moment on the porch.

Yall be having some pretty ass faces on this thang

Not enough fries. (Don’t ask me what this means. It just popped in my head. Idk)

Remember the days when you used to be able leave your phone off the charger for days and it still had a bunch of battery?

I like foxen. Let’s change it from foxes to foxen. Who do we talk to about that? Webster? The king of dictionaries? His name is Webster, right? King Webster…III.

I’m mo’ foxy than all you feeses.

“Foxes” just doesn’t feel right. It doesn’t FEEL right…in the FEELINGS.

I love you.

I thought it was foxen

Charlee. Big Sexy (not really).

He still has the best smile and energy

My baby cousin started getting fussy so I held him in the mirror so he could face himself and learn to control his emotions better. You know, “do the work”, but he cried instead. Psychology doesn’t work on babies, I guess.

I held my baby cousin today and he’s such a sweet and happy baby. I love him. I haven’t held and walked around with an itty bitty baby in so long. I forgot how comforting it can be.

I found out I have a pear tree in my backyard. I’m gonna put a sign on it that says “Partridges welcome” even though birds can’t read…or can they? *squints* We shall see.

You right.

The plural for fox is feese.

Feese

Also slow moment and I’m blaming my brain damage, but is “foxes” the correct plural for fox or is it something crazy like “foxi” or some shit? I can’t remember.

Like why is Animal Control telling me to yell at a family of foxes? Yall supposed to pull up and be like “Ma’am stand back! We’ll get these foxes under control!” Then put on a pair of shades and say “ANIMAL control.”