fat girls in crop tops can i get a hell yeah

I felt good today. I’m happy.

I still can’t believe I have a 20 year old kid lol. I did good though. I raised an amazing person.

I think I want a tiny home in like 5 years. By then, my baby will be well into the age where she don’t wanna live with her mama anymore and be on her own. It’ll be just me and whatever cat chooses me.

woo shit

I made the mistake of deleting my old twitter memes folder last year smh.

I have folders categorized for specific feelings/moods and also a general memes and gifs folder for those I don’t know where they fit.

I know spaghetti is Italian but hating spaghetti is anti-black. I don’t make the rules.

Insomnia

I usually use Torani syrup to make popsicles and freeze cups. This time I’m gonna try Da Vinci peach syrup and see if I like it.

You ain't never met Martin Luther the King!

This is exactly the tactic Wile E Coyote used to try on the Roadrunner 😭

If you like these we know what you also like

some shit is about to go down

This is hands down the worst invention of all time

god i’m so horny i need to be locked in a cage

Terrance Howard hit them steps mayne 🤣

The way early 20s me would’ve…*deep sigh* lrt

This is INSANE. This is a human TRUCK

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t feared. It would make certain things much easier for me.

Just sitting. I might make some tea.

When people say cities like Baltimore & DC are rundown shitholes the quiet part is that they’re mad so many Black people are there in those cities going about their daily lives as regular & you have to see them in those cities. That’s pretty much it.

*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?

omg yacht rock jesus

Yall need to be down at somebody's training camp.

I'm actually very affectionate if I fuck with you. I will love you DOWN honey.

This is Strawberry. She was almost euthanized in a shelter because of the bump on her noggin. Fortunately it was harmless scar tissue from an old injury. Her unique appearance helped her get the attention of a forever family, who love her just the way she is. 14/10 (IG: strawberrytheunicorndog)

I’ve been stopping myself whenever I feel the need to over explain myself lately.

I’m craving soup.

You’re supposed to kiss with your eyes open and tangle your eyelashes together and open your lids and touch the balls together and accidentally steal each other’s contact lenses. That’s true intimacy.

YafeelwutImsaying.....MAN

I wanna open my eyes real wide when I kiss somebody too as if I just snorted a line of the finest Colombian powder.

I bet there’s a parallel universe where Sony made a dildo controller for the PS5 and I hope they called it the PSPeen…or PSPeePee?…PSPeen.

I wanna do this so bad one day. 😹

My love for everyone is unconditional and infinite. Loving me is loving y’all. Loving y’all is loving me. We are all one. Agape. Take care.

The first time I saw this I was on the floor 😭

A classic right here 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I love when men with long locs wear their hair high up. That used to make me look at my BD with all the lust when he would do that.

I’m ngl I would have packed Mike out.

I would have been kicking that sand all over the room lmaooooo

Yall not finna be reminiscing in my face Mike! NO!

Given how much the US is fucking up, China becoming the next global power isn’t outside of the realm of possibility. Therefore, we should all start learning a lil Chinese. Let’s start with, “You got me fucked up!” 😂🤣

Like man eat steak, pork, chitlin. Woman eat salad. That’s just what it is. I wanna watch football game! Eat food! But women, they supposed to be…they supposed to be loving us!

I just don’t like how my body reacts when the things I’m doing or people I’m talking to aren’t for me. Like, why can’t I just get an email or text from God instead ya know?

Ugh. God is telling me to delete that post. Fine, fine. Gonna stay positive about my health.