lol every night. It was my biggest adjustment in and post college.

Inject it into my veins. Let me go play this verse back 3x before I go into the full track.

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Disney's "thoughtful conversations" with Jimmy Kimmel:

Taking the cue from my lesbian friends and hyphenating in name only. No way am I making it legal.

Thoughtful conversations = Walt defrosted himself to threaten them personally since they lost millions in a week

Family or Fiancé was DEAD WRONG for featuring that cousin couple.

This rapture ain’t hittin like it was in 2012

First of all, the first half of our book is their book. Second of all, Talcum X. Third of all nigga-who-ain’t-a-nigga, WHAT!? And when was this bitch a pastor!? He making up lore now?

“Three-Fifths Mafia” still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life

That's how i know "this" ain't it. The second people got some free time, they started becoming their best selves. Took away the stress of driving to and from work and having to mask, and became bakers, artists, and fitness experts. If only...

It also still gives me the creeps

Halloween was never fun for me I guess. Growing up my parents never allowed us to go tick or treating. Maybe that’s why? I did attend a few parties but I guess because I never got to experience it as a kid as I got older it was just embedded in me not to really celebrate it.

Jesus

At one point during quarantine, I bought an inflatable pool & had a pool day in my living room, complete with margs and chips & salsa 😂

Case in point, I stayed with my parents for 6 months 😂 My therapist: for your mental health’s sake, I think it’s time for you to go back to NY.

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimised by Mondays…

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Root chakra yin yoga time

Ghana wtf

Omfg

I've never seen a NYC pol be as thorough and genuine in their outreach as Mamdami, which is especially shameful given the vast array of constituencies that live there

I feel that way when it’s time to hang up, too. Like what you mean we both gotta go!? Mad ah, boy 😂

It would’ve been really fucking nice to live in a time where I can enjoy getting a raise or a bonus, being able to buy things I want and not feel guilty or worry. This shit is so unfair

💞💚

11:11

When he said “it’s ok for y’all call to be missed sometimes.”

A’ja Wilson running it back to back as the #WNBA MVP again!!! One and only with 4 MVPs!!! STOP PLAYING ON HER NAME!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #GOATstatusLoading

😂😂😂 REAL

Went down for a “nap” at 7:30, so happy Sunday I guess lol

It’s crazy how I’m working with mostly Black ppl for the first time in my career, and - poof - just like that, my imposter syndrome went away. Surprise, surprise.

The gummie hearing the magic words:

The loss prevention cases in the drug stores are really starting to piss me off. 5 min trips turning into 20 b/c everything is under lock and key 😒

We're in unprecedented times. I'm not in the business of policing how anyone is coping day to day. Do what works for YOU.

I don’t put my handbag on the floor.

Let me be the one to say it plain and clear. America is not intelligent or self-sufficient enough as a nation to be isolationist. American exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion. Like an Icarus level delusion. And it's so deep too many folks don't realize the wings already burned & we're plummeting.

Jfc CNN. We are in a full blown autocratic take over of our country by maga, & you want to bring up the left?

CNN, wtf?

ICE took over a facility in Broadview & have been doing sweeps in my hometown, North Riverside, & Melrose Park. This shit is so dumbly dystopian and heartbreaking.

They saying ICE is in HARVEY, IL.

We're making sure people who know things we don't and uphold several sectors of our economy cannot make it into this country to do the things we overwhelmingly need. Idk how to fully emphasize how f*cked this decision will be among the other 853285 f*cked decisions.

People (*whisper* and not just Dwights) are hearing the word visa and thinking "ah we're keeping out immigrants. Who cares?" No baby. We're keeping out the specialists. As a nation already so far behind so many other industrialized nations. Imagine the Georgia/Korea debacle on STEROIDS.

1:11

We really told them over and over again… every generation of us since before emancipation.

I’ve actually been planning to 💃🏽

these are gorg, I wanna take pictures like this

They gonna see what happens when the whole populace is broke and facing climate catastrophes with no relief.

For what content!? They have nothing interesting on there anymore. Foh

The four women on Girlfriends had no business actually being friends