I wish Freud lived to see this. I can’t imagine any other outcome but perforated and/or prolapsed holes and copious amounts of pain. Every year, they never tell us if those patients need colostomy bags for the rest of their lives. I have questions

I be in yall conversations so bad. If I randomly like your post from a thread. It’s cause I’m in your business and I agree with you heheh 🤭

He gotta love me like people who love egg nog and candy corn. Passionately and unwavering from outside influence

Silver jewelry - earrings, rings, bracelets and necklaces

#BakingSky 🖤

#CookingSky 🇬🇾

#PhoSky 🤤

Is a 25 mi commute too far away?

The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.

We’re almost cash-free yall [derogatory]

Shop a black owned closet for the holidays, prices negotiable #fashionsky #christmas #blackowned depop.com/lydiasalara/

All nasty, ALL😂

Right! 😭😭 I don’t want ice cream in separates!!

No.

I wouldn’t know because that whole egg nog/cremas/coquito family is demonic😭😭

Yall fav egg & milk drink is already nasty, then you wanna add liquor?? Happy holidays!!🤶🏾🎄🎁

Every day I’m reminded why I loc’d my hair last year and that I should never comb them out

You got the voice for movie announcements!👏🏾👏🏾

No, because so many people are portraying a facade. Why would I live by the standards of strangers, who don’t even meet them? The opinions of people who oftentimes don’t love themselves? I see contradictions in too many posts for that

3 carnival cruises, loved them all 10/10

Hold on— math is mathing on all the ppl I know

Janet Jackson stays

Homesickness is real. Your best fit in small town USA is a regular degular Monday in the Towns

But seriously, if you’ve ever saved yourself from falling by attempting to use your thighs but end up pulling your groin, you know these stretches are vital for hockey

Short full hair > long thin hair

It gotta be this cause the 24/7 sex posts are getting out of hand. Blacksky was supposed to replace Black Twitter, but mostly you’re just scrolling through the horny to get any other kind of content

Height will always be the most childish thing men lie about. *Katt Williams voice* Nigga did you know that I can SEE you?!

Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Everyone will be mandated to have honest hips and the wickedest whine, by law.

Yes😊

Never in life should your door give up this much of your position as you hide from the person at your doorstep

Dedicated to the man weh mi love Baby, mi nuh waan no other man

Every 90's hip hop icon is a deviant weirdo

Facts! Every other claim in this world is invalid if not made through the scientific method, except phrenology

Name twin deserves a Nobel Peace Prize as well. If only she was listened to earlier!

Any other Floridians or New Orleans with fresh mosquito bites? They had the audacity to bite me on the side of my foot, where the sole skin starts😫

After a month without instagram, I scrolled through a few profiles of cousins, favs, celeb crushes, and I’m over it. They’re discussing current events, late, without nuance, and the reels are NOT funny. I didn’t miss out on a damn thing.

she uses social media lore/rumors + very specific people from the communities that she cosplays (big freeda, honey balenciaga, Black country singers) her team KNOWS the impact of being public with giving back. she's not. and if she is quiet it is to placate the wealthy who also want us to die.

Where is the BEYGOOD campaign for folks without SNAP? Shorty could literally do pop up grocery giveaways, or even just one in her hometown. Just a thought.

I just know all the Indo-Guyanese & Trinis outside in Queens, blasting soca parang rn. Wish I was there

Women spend billions on beauty products because they want us to look a certain way, but they get to walk around looking anyhow. We need to start being just as strict!

Mr. Robot and any Bourne film with Matt Damon

Titanic, Shutter Island, and Inception (I know the theory’s out there already)

The latter, she gon get here when she get here

Oooo wee, look what that money make a—

It’s been too long since I scratched someone’s scalp with my acrylics

A genie could give me 1,000 wishes and I’d use them all up trying to figure out what your name is supposed to be

The religion that is r@cism, will have them denying their eyes, ears and common sense. They voted against Obamacare and now cry about losing the ACA (Obamacare is a right wing nickname for the Affordable Care Act)🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️