Yo… what.

I don’t do notifications for any social media apps!! Why for??!!!

Yall not hearing what he say cause yall NASSY.

I do not be playing with this man when it comes to his health.

(Need some work on the parasocial behaviors on here)

Who suki baby daddy? It better not be dr. Umar. Ima be mad.

It’s ELEVEN

Whoever changed Brent Faiyaz. Thank you. Kudos to you girl!!!

What the hell am I looking at.

Yall could never tell me she ain’t the IT girl and she don’t be putting that shit on.

*does the taffy twirl*

AIGHT NAH

Yall hate threads… my threads be funny

Love quality time 🥰

He must’ve walked away from his phone 🫩😒🙄

🗣️🎶🎙️ My man, my man, my man, my baby, my baby

USPS CAN FORVER KISS MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS FOR THIS SHIT. THIS WHY ION DEAL WOTH THEM.

I’m PISSED THE FUCK OFF.

White people

Logged out my phone cause you not finna call me in the last 3 minutes of my shift and hold me up for 30. I will flip my shit.

Some bullshit.

Don’t you have hair Marcus

Boy oh boy I can’t wait to go home 🤭

That’s what you get.

Cuz nobody takes you seriously until you do!!

Ok I got it! Bc I went to the dictionary and they tossed like 50 synonyms in there. The word I’m looking for is accessible. It’s fine to be kind, sociable, pleasant, warm, outgoing, charming and approachable etc, love that, but being TOO accessible is what makes a friendly n*gga off putting.

Scratching your actual lash line be feeling so good. SMH.

30 more minutes

#35

I ate this mint chocolate lil treat that my momma got from Olive Garden the other day. (It was good).

At one of my last jobs the IT guy let it slip that he could see all our passwords so for like two weeks I made my password “n!GgaUCme?”

Glad so many of yall relate.

I need a good Vit C serummmmmmmm hmmmm

I need one of those cervical pillows.

Ask him what’s his issue

I’ll eat lunch after I come back from lunch

Now I want a vajazzle sticker 🫩 Need to stay off tiktok.

It’s smart & sexy day. It’s like a second birthday for me 🤭

The day kinda sliding

Yall just be fuckin anything

TTTTTTRRRRUST ME DADDYYY!!!

Wdym breathe breathe? Don’t tell me to breathe.