True Life: I'm in love with an Anglican priest on TikTok and she has no idea I even exist.

I am broken but it has nothing to do with autism.

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

What if the rapture already happened? What if like... None of us are worthy?

Hollywood Headband is a top tier strain. New fav added to the rotation.

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I got 23 of the the 40 kills required for my squad to win and we still lost. Why do I even try?

Liberals now feeling what it has been like to support Palestine in the US. Every word twisted. Loss of job for a simple opinion. Taken off air for a monologue. Lists to target you. Employers harassed. It feels endless, coming from all directions. It only gets worse from here

I like my fridges dumb, young, and full of plums

God please grant me the strength to not make jokes about CK on the radio tonight 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

I FINALLY ACHIIIIIEEEVED BALANCE BALANCE BALANCE

Alright. Lemme see what this new BTBAM album is doing. Lol I should love them, but for whatever reason it never hurts right to me. It's so confusing. They're a good band. Super talented and creative. They take a TON of chances.

Wife

Personally, I will never forget, and I am very interested to see how these same comedians respond to actually being canceled.

That part of my life is over, which is ok

There's a dude on TikTok who's whole thing is just going, "you know what fuckin RIPS now that I'm 30, dude...?" And I swear to God it's some of the most incredible content I have ever seen.

Y'all looked beautiful! I'm so happy I got to watch you 2 fall in love!

But not Dem leadership or corporate media apparently

Aaawwww 😭

!!! AH THEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!

They getting married! 😭😭

Why doesn't anything make me happy anymore?

Idk. Preferring lengthy nonfiction sounds kinda anti-American if you don't think about it.

Motherless - Do You Feel Safe? This shit RIPS. Godamn.

Murked by a white nationalist for not being white nationalist enough. LMFAO funniest possible outcome confirmed.

Lol watching people who can't even be bothered to show up to a rally chastise other people for not being revolutionary or radical enough. Wild.

People absolutely deserve to be murdered for their politics when their politics fuel murder and oppression

I disagree. Some people do deserve to die for their politics. Because their politics kill people.

No one deserves to be murdered for their politics. However, the people asking for mercy and empathy have made their careers mocking victims of gun violence, gloating about people's rights being taken, and excusing the murder of children as the price of freedom.

It does. It says: We have the resources and privilege to leave the country and we would rather do that than to stay and try to help the marginalized people who are vulnerable.

Really not dealing well with this lol

I have the coolest idea for a Dr Manhattan story that will likely never see the light of day.

Need KC to lock the fuck in for the 2nd half. Like... Wtf bro

LMFAO THEY CANNOT BE SERIOUS

My little brother just became a grandfather. Im really, really happy for them. But I'm also sad for me. I won't ever know that feeling. Christ.

Lol fuck 12 but, "Law & Order" rules.

My birthday is in May. Might as well just end it now.

It's there.

Sup?

This chick already looks like it’s seen too much 💭🦤😂 #birds #humor

Dr Waffles got bars.

Got a little too high and gave my mom a pep talk. "Ma, no matter what is happening, self care should be your top priority"

Florence Pugh 👀

Finally got around to watching #Thunderbolts. I absolutely loved it. A lot more than I thought I would.

Kurt Loder stopped keeping me abreast of current events and the world went to shit.