I fully agree. Give me holographic courts. Give me those 3D optical illusion courts. Give me courts that do the thing where the picture changes when you look at it from a different angle

I love the NBA Cup courts so much. They're gaudy and tasteless and I hope they steer into that even more every year.

appreciate him squashing whatever value there was in the bad faith "calling us fascists is inciting violence" arguments

nothing from my Sweetwater wishlist is part of their black friday sale, this targeted harassment

oh no

The problem with movies doing a Steely Dan needle drop is they keep going after the song is over, after they've reminded me I'd really like to hear more Steely Dan.

I think people need to more directly tie the way adult men communicate with chatgpt to how they expect a child to behave: completely agreeable, never doubting their authority, profusely apologetic over the slightest error, and most importantly, trained to be that way by someone else.

Talking Christmas gifts with my sister and gotta appreciate what expectations her husband and I have set so she didn't clock this as a joke

This is like how the Grammy for metal always goes to some band that peaked 25 years ago and plays butt rock now

Alternate prompt: which Venture Bros characters would *not* go MAGA?

Amazing, especially with the layer of Ryan Lizza going "wow, so turns out my girlfriend was interested in politically connected older men with public sex scandals" without any self awareness.

Maintaining my line that there is no such thing as "excessive celebration" after you do something really cool unless it results in a delay of game, which is already a penalty.

new clip of Shawn Lane absolutely fuckin' shredding just dropped www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3i...

Well there's the celebrity boxing cash out. Can't say I'm excited to see what he does next.

Taking this opportunity to remind everyone that Olivia Nuzzi was writing a tv show for AMC and it could have been the unintentionally funniest thing ever created.

congrats to Saskatchewan, great finish to the football season

this MGK halftime show is atrocious. He's not even Canadian.

just explained 6-7 to my mom in case my niece or nephew reference it around her and she was delighted to learn children love something so pointless and harmless

the Bears might be 6-3 on paper but spiritually they are 4-5 at best

The Death of Expertise author regularly ignoring any expertise he doesn't like would be a decent bit if it wasn't an accident.

Please don't make me tell my Ali Abdelaziz story just trust that he sucks

there is no way to claim Elizabeth Holmes deserves worse punishment than she's already received without advocating for most executives and board members of tech companies doing the same or more time

"When you get a belt up a weight class you aren't going back down." Daniel Cormier, who has never heard of BJ Penn or Randy Couture

if a fighter's back or ass is touching the ground then any kick they throw should be legal

when elected president I will crack down on the group of pedophiles and rapists known as "MMA coaches"

i know whose side I'm on

everyone has fun pointing out botches and bad aesthetics but whatever surgeon did Joanna Jedrzejczyk's work was on point

"Hey, anyone want to see the coolest fighter in the UFC?" "What makes him cool?" "Most Cigarette, Cigarette is Cool" "What are you doing, my children can year you, letting you watch on a tablet was the compromise here"

cigarettes are the strongest style

it's not inherently bad that Bo Nickal is testing stuff out after he established the wrestling was there as a backup against a physically overmatched veteran with a limited skillset, he just should have been doing it four times a year starting two years ago.

first time bothering to watch a prelim in at least a year because there was talk about this great new prospect, just to find out it's a 31 year old getting worked by a replacement guy from a lower weight class who also fought last week.

Two Stephen King movie adaptations in one year? One about walking, one about running? Something's not right here. Someone is up to something.

Just remembered the *multiple* years where indie music media pretended there was anything interesting about Die Antwoord. Rough times.

a friend and former coworker is trying to set up a meeting with his manager so they can poach me and when I asked "are we going to tell them we put together a global campaign drinking room temperature vodka and lemonade concentrate until 4am at a room in the Luxor?" and he said "I mean... yeah."

There's an ice cream shop near me called An's Dry Cleaning because they didn't want to replace the signage from the previous business and I guess you can just call stuff anything.

sorry, but how do you expect me to behave upon learning there's a straight to video practical effects movie called Deathstalker and the poster has Daniel Bernhardt holding a sword?

oh no if they don't make any more he's able to get the entire supply eventually

"He was so horny he walked into a door" is already funny but specifying his nose hit the door, implicitly before his dick would reach it, is incredible subtext

just saw a chef casually describe their spice grind as "varied textures and not a fine, snortable powder" and brother I appreciate that honesty

I'm starting to think this Donald Trump fella might not be on the up and up

Got in a taxi minivan that is audibly rattling on the freeway. The driver keeps laughing sporadically and forgot to turn on the meter until halfway through the ride. In the seat beside me is a house cat

- Werner Herzog

gotta include Jimmy Butler here, the man has an extra sense to detect loser energy like how sharks have electroreception

Retire the Freddie Mercury call and response things in live sports arenas. Play Last Caress and make people do Danzig's improvs at the end instead.

Sleep isn't real, I don't believe in it

Every interview with her should lead with "which of 'your faves' were implicated in the Epstein case, and what have you done about it?"

found a random note I don't remember writing that says "Dev Patel and Pom Klementief karate movie now"

Skill issue

Caitlin Clark is one short haircut or two visible tattoos away from learning this the hard way.