“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

get rid of your fucking ring doorbell grow up!!!!

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

*standing up and saluting tearfully* god bless you potato chips

Mike Macdonald on how he approached this game: First off, Jesus is Just Alright! Anyways, when you see success on the ground It Keeps You Runnin' but we took it Minute By Minute. Credit to my guys, I didn't do this On My Own, that's What a Fool Believes. ...Peg.

Darnold should have thrown a goal line pick just for tradition.

Macbeth sweating profusely

congratulations to @mookiealexander.bsky.social and nobody else

that Ring ad is like "yknow the surveillance thing from the Batman movie that was so unethical only one person had the upstanding morals to possibly be trusted with it even in a life or death scenario to stop the embodiment of nihilism and evil? Ten bucks a month."

my sister relentlessly maintains a garden of dahlias year after year, has multiple group chats with other dahlia gardeners, basically stole my mom's friend group since they also grow dahlias, and I'm pretty sure if anyone sent an AI picture of a flower garden she would call them a fucking loser.

Thinking of wearing my American Football hat to the bar for the second half and seeing if anyone gets it.

tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails tails........

One of the most pervasive lies people have told my entire life is that there's some good reason to listen to Green Day.

I can't wait to fall asleep and hopefully wake up right before the football starts

You'd think that after all these years I'd stop being surprised that nothing I do stops me from regularly being awake at 3am.

protip! if you dont give a shit about life or death you can feed swans right out of your hand

there are about 190,000,000 americans eligible to be senator, you will never get me to shed a tear for someone whose only punishment for multiple reports of sexual harassment is not being one of the 100 who actively hold that position.

People whose worldview is that might makes right are paranoid and terrified of any moment they are not presenting an overwhelming display of force. Anything less feels like an invitation for others to take everything from them. It's unsustainable on a practical level, but so lonely and isolating.

I mean this part entirely unironically: It's good that the caffeine industry reinvented arts patronage but for people whose adrenal glands overpower their frontal cortex so hard they must spit in God's eye.

best short horror film i've ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...

I saw a cybertruck with a full custom wrap promoting something called "The Trading Fraternity" and felt a disturbance like millions of women suddenly covered their drinks in terror.

wait, why is it 4am? Who snuck this by me?

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

This isn't perfect and it took like an hour, but I believe I am using my day off to do important stuff. Here is Satoruvashicoba kicking Yasuhiro Kazuya in the dick twice with Enya's "Only Time" playing over it.

1) DOOM (2005) 2) DOOM (2005) 3) DOOM (2005) 4) DOOM (2005) 5) DOOM (2005)

This is going to sound reductive but a thing that sets Mamdani apart from like 99% of politicians is he seems to genuinely like people.

imagine learning that the only group you're popular with is Pedophile Stormfront

That fraction of the WNBA that's registered republican could just be labeled Caitlin.

As someone who has had three opportunities to vote for Gavin Newsom and declined all three times, I can assure everyone that behavior is not going to change.

Got a bunch of stuff - newest/latest iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/dystop... - 3 tracks of vicious metal/punk/crust/d-beat out of Boston

Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate, please send me good things to buy on Bandcamp today.

I've said it before but a major reason the X-Games aren't more popular is that ESPN coverage focused solely on promoting this man with an absolute chore of a personality.

do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!

SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?

got to meet a little black cat with an even littler red bandana while I was delivering whistles tonight and I just think that’s neat

Bobby Seale, the co-founder of the Black Panthers, wrote a cookbook in the 80's called Barbeque'n with Bobby and the main thesis is that this exact type of cooking is not BBQ at all. He derisively calls it Que Bee Rab. I swear this is all real.

if there's an Olympic event that you're genuinely interested in watching, you're allowed to go to a bar and drink no matter what time it is. It's airport rules, baby.

zillow needs a comments section

it's just extended range stringed instruments, like five guitars and basses with more strings than you have plans for

It's hilarious to see him claim Cassandra status when specifically 10 years ago he was so confident Clinton was a lock to win the presidency that he was donating money to the North Carolina GOP as a sign of goodwill.

one of my more crackpot beliefs is there was like a 90% chance republicans would have just overturned the 2020 election like Trump wanted if he had been smart enough to hold that empty Ginsberg seat hostage instead of rushing Barrett through.

strom thurmond's filibuster of the civil rights act of 1957 lasted nine whole hours longer than anthony davis's time on the court as a member of the dallas mavericks

in response to breaking up her husband's no hitter:

It's pretty clear that Elon Musk wants Twitter to incite real life pogroms like RTLM radio in Rwanda but is too stupid to realize why they stuck the propaganda between popular music and comedy that attracted listeners, not bot farms and repulsive virgins posting illegal pornography

hey what's a normal amount of days to involuntarily see the sun rise in a row? Not being woken up, just your brain deciding night is a cool time to be awake?

Regarding last RT about revisionism on people who are exposed for being evil freaks: yeah, that's not helpful. It is still useful to be like "wow Jeremy Piven and Jared Leto are useless AND exactly who we thought they were? what exactly kept them in the business?"

one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.

Just went through best song nominees for the Grammy's on the hypothesis that probably haven't intentionally listened to any of these more than twice. If you strike a two songs each from Adele, Taylor Swift, and Rihanna, the next song that qualifies is 2003's A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton.

catching up on the MBS eps of Behind the Bastards and cannot believe nobody's one liner before killing someone with the bomb in their butt was "ASSta la vista, baby"

Why would you attack a group of teens? Not even morally but strategically. They're hormone monsters already looking for an excuse to lash out and half of them probably don't care if they live or die. Great odds one of them is a wrestler who proudly reeks of piss and excited to share those interests.