I mean he knows a lot more about sprinting than me, but I'm fairly sure the answer to this one is 'forwards, really fast, staying between the lines'

Unzoomed #613 1/6 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ unzoomed.com i'll take that

x.com/EdwardJDavey... lmao he’s still doing it

Populist politicians, convicted criminals, foreign billionaires… are you getting it yet? these are NOT three separate threats. And we’re calling it iTrump

I do find this response to Charlemagne weird because, like… I live in one of the most walkable cities in the world and I am constantly beset by cars driven by psychotic devils

We‘ve lost one of the most foundational unifying aspects of being British: our shared hatred and distrust of everything yank. No wonder we’re all so divided

ah it's "shouting at a screencap of a headline" day

bsky.app/profile/maks... hold on is this an actor pretending to be an AI?

Your Name, Weathering With You, and Suzume might be my favourite three movie run from the same director in history.

so who gets the transphobia in the divorce

not going to share which one it is, but know that for a decade it has been part of my passphrase that I type multiple times a day and I still cannot spell it correctly

Sir Kier wished to be so impactful in his post "Starmerism" would become an ideology known around the world and his genie finally saw a way to get back at him

your kitchen knives aren’t sharp enough

Sister Splinter get fucked

Does this mean that UK TikTok is about to be American-free

??? Where’s the olive branch? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Becoming increasingly urgent for privacy reasons that Apple and Google work with states to enable privacy-preserving digital IDs

OK, calling it: iOS 26 is not ready for prime time, don't upgrade yet

i've hit the point in Diamond Age where Neal Stephenson looks straight at the reader and says "do not build the Primer from the book The Diamond Age"

Labour would find it easy to campaign against this rank homophobia if they weren’t in the middle of enacting and enforcing a bathroom ban for trans people

Oh huh Liquid Design really does suck

Come and work with me!

Honestly news that Balatro 1.1 is delayed till 2026 is good. Can’t come out now. I have silksong and Hades 2 localthunk.com/blog/im-slow

Crossing London Without Supporting a Popular Nationalist Party

this is getting silly lmao, you can't do this sort of campaigning while being an active twitter user

Haha gettim on the platform he wholly owns and profits from

One of the most Californian things about the Apple ecosystem is the way walking for a whole ten minutes triggers a notification that cuts through my music asking if I want to track my “outdoor walk workout”

Went to check and yeah this is posted on twitter

Moorwing, eh

oh

www.theverge.com/news/776260/... interesting legal problem. if Sega throws away something that belongs to Nintendo, and the scrapyard then sells it to a dealer… how do you unpick that?

www.gbnews.com/news/trans-i... oh

Unzoomed #601 1/6 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ unzoomed.com

lol this is quite funny, you can pull up a direct comparison between your phone and the latest iPhone… unless you've got last year's model

so a) is anyone else getting these endlessly, and b) is it a coincidence that the small group of numbers it's sent to includes a colleague?

mad that hatred of london and the south east is so all-encompassing across Britain that "I live with my family in the UK's second city" is something that you drop to show that you're in touch with normal people

Oh no! Now it won’t mean anything! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Ich für einen begrüße unsere neuen deutschen Oberherren

Sincere question for the “never check bags” crowd: are you really doing every single toiletry under 100ml and the blasted Little Bag

It’s fun they way they keep using AI to draw incorrect maps

She doesn’t use woke gendered pronouns for Queen Prince Charles and neither do I

The curious thing is the two tax evading "Kingdom of Treats" shops using the same name and logo in London and Edinburgh have different legal operators. The only public legal link between the two shops in two capitals is that they share the same landlord: billionaire Asif Aziz's Criterion Capital.

Bluesky’s the worst social network other than the rest of them

despite actively resenting how much i know about america all the time, i keep finding myself watching his videos because they're just quite fun

cunning plan to keep reform's conference off the front pages, i see

My conclusion from the Coldplay gig is that it’s good when celebrities are cringe in pursuit of being good people

"Not attending school every day has become the new normal for many pupils… The online world presents pupils with alternative definitions of success beyond school." 🫠 impetus-org.files.svdcdn.com/production/a...

give it to me

@garius.bsky.social "The millennial 18-24 cohort" err www.londonreconnections.com/2025/diana-q...