Cute baby names inspired by FFXIV! Lyse Hermes Gaia Mercy Fourfold Hissatsu: Kaiten Elemental Breeches of Striking +2 The Unending Coil of Bahamut (Ultimate)

The thing that's really working for Yan is he's trying to use his skills to win a sporting contest when every other bout he's just tried to be a cruel dickhead trying to inflict as much pain as possible (complimentary)

Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.

this is a description of a guitar at a reputable store online. it's a guy telling chatGPT to pick whichever version of the description it thinks is best, and it just posting that

the lich made of Marlboro red cigarette butts is back

I wish I had the level of undeserved self confidence this dude has

Golden boy

Things are happening

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

My man is letting a chiropractor fuck with his blood. www.redriverhealthandwellness.com/doctors/dr-j...

before AI the most embarrassing thing you could do in an internet argument was angrily post a photo of yourself flexing shirtless in the mirror

Maternity ward nurse in Gotham:"Ever notice how almost every super villain's real name ends up being what their gimmick is? Mike Rhea: what does this have to do with my daughter Daria?

Hearing that @lukethomas.bsky.social was the only media member at the TKO Ali Act hearing is both hilarious and sad and not surprising but revealing all at the same time. substack.com/@lukethomasn...

Came home early and my dog is looking....

jfc well done here @theonion.com

If your wage leads to a "tight" budget that still allows you to live in a "well-off Boston suburb" it is not poverty.

imagining one of these guys standing outside a buca di beppo, cursing it for invading this country

I'm bringing 10 ish pounds of wings to a holiday party Saturday, so of course I'm already working on it. Making a brine out of apples, onions, garlic powder, salt, and the wing tips I trimmed off the wings. Gonna let it simmer until 8ish then strain out all the solids and let it rest overnight.

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

This isn’t quintessential or iconic I just like posting it

Cc @highlightt.bsky.social

Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things:

"what if we could make money off of every argument?" is such a cartoonishly stupid and evil concept. It's what a power ranger villain would be doing in like season 37 or w/e

this is STILL GOING ON after nearly an hour, omg: cities971.iheart.com

watching a Muppets Christmas Carol now and the whole city shit talks Michael Caine for a solid 8 minutes.

LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda

TODAY IS THE DAY! GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM WE GOT THIS!!!!!!

The only kind of born again I respect

Removing jury trials is a very bad thing. It must be understood in the wider context of neoliberalism aiming to remove public participation in politics. The ruling class simply do not want the average person to have *any* way to push back on what they're doing.

in my experience men will also say awful shit to another man they just met, unsolicited, with the full expectation of agreement. there was a period where Uber drivers would start expounding to me on the Evils of Women about eight minutes into an LAX run

Target: We will comply in advance like cowards, please keep shopping here while we jack up the prices and let quality slip into the trash Costco: We kept the price of staple goods stable to protect our customers. We’re suing to get the tariffs removed from everyone. www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

@mookiealexander.bsky.social quality field goal attempt by the giants

I strongly support changing what qualifies someone as a short guy from height to vibes.

We all trashed Ronda for her acting but she's about to be in the best comedy of 2026

We have to talk about how this glorification of overwork is driving care downstream. To compete, men are incentivized to dump care onto women in their families. And women in privileged positions are then incentivized to push care onto others more vulnerable than them. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/25/b...

It’s sort of infuriating to watch liberals all of the sudden be able to identify war crimes because Trump is doing them

We're gonna see so many homes marked as uninsurable and because of that no banks will offer mortgages to buyers. The world's biggest believers in climate change are all homeowner's insurance actuaries

Yes, the prompt was, "Can you write?" Yes, my response essay was called "Shure, I Fink So". Yes, I'm being persecuted for my beliefs.

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes