*Paul Verhoeven explodes in the distance*

Maybe it's bc I'm drunk but I'm emotional watching Lucy Dacus with the mountains in the background. I love Salt Lake City so much. ♥️

Playing bikes in the woods with your friends >>>

Spurs v Thunder is going to be a bloodbath and I couldn't be more excited.

The Timberwolves realize their season's over if they lose, right?

This is why the only Biden legacy that matters will be the second Trump presidency.

You will never get to care about Drake or listen to his music. That's bait.

The thing we fucked up is over. The next step is to try and fix the thing we fucked up.

Californians get free diapers, so we spent this episode filling ours.

No NBA games on tonight? Thanks a lot, Trump.

HELL YEAH BABY! 2008 2.0! STUDENT LOAN DEBT INSTEAD OF SUB-PRIME MORTGAGES. WOO-HOO!!!

I've seen multiple IG reels today showing how to add lentils to taco meat for budget friendly meal prep. Brother, the recession sirens are absolutely blaring.

The remaining blood vessels in his brain...

If only democratic leadership were this clear eyed

Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder 🎂🎉🎊 "I think it's the album that all artists sort of gauge their greatness on." Prince on Stevie Wonder's "Songs In The Key Of Life" while receiving an NAACP Image Award 💜

President Xi, my people yearn for freedom.

man this fucking sucks, cancer is awful Jason Collins was the man

Are we ready to have the discussion about Wemby being the best player in the world yet?

assimilate with Tommy Tuberville's culture (losing by sixty to Oklahoma State at home)

This motherfucker ruined everything. Gas has doubled in price, your weekly grocery run has gone up at least $100, and he couldn't care less. He sold us out and you should repeat that to your idiot family members who still support him whenever you get the chance.

This is heartbreaking. He was only 29. RIP.

I have gone down the Darryn Peterson rabbit hole and I can't get out. The kid is incredible. I am in awe. The Jazz have to do everything in their power to draft him.

Folks, THE UTAH JAZZ GOT THE SECOND PICK IN THE DRAFT and @nbasarah.bsky.social and I are talking about it! Who should they take? What does it mean moving forward? And is this the break that changes EVERYTHING? open.spotify.com/episode/2OJ2...

Now for in-depth analysis on how to win a big playoff game, we go to Carmelo Anthony and Tracy McGrady.

kinda wild how the whole conservative male identity revolves around both being super macho but also being just pathetically servile to one fruity new york city rich boy who's never done anything tough or scary in his life

He is Brandoning at a level even Joe Brandon never Brandoned

Iran isn't allowed to enrich their own uranium because that wouldn't be fair to the confederation of capitalist racist pedophile governments.

Darryn Peterson & Keyonte George & Lauri Markkanen & Jaren Jackson Jr & Walker Kessler & Ace Bailey... I've been thinking about this all day.

It's Mr. Brightside (I take no pleasure in reporting this)

My main takeaway from the Knicks-Sixers series is that Joe Mazzulla is an idiot.

I will always love Joel Embiid, but it is time for the Sixers to move away from him and start fresh. I say this with the caveat of not having a clue of how to move that contract.

DARRYN PETERSON YOU ARE A JAZZ

Oh baby, it's NBA draft lottery time and I am a lifelong fan of the Utah Jazz!

Hey, remember the $50 billion bailout you gave us during COVID? As a token of our appreciation, we're enshittifying everything.

So gas being $4.93 at the station by my house is just happenstance? Tight.

Round Up: it won't kill your grass, but it might kill you

Important: Elmo is a Phillies fan

Chipper Jones

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Saturday afternoon and I'm drinking beers on my front porch. Ask me anything.

James Harden is a bum. His legacy is forever cemented as a bum. A foul-baiting choker who will leave the game worse than he found it. A loser.

When you want to know how someone will vote in Congress, look at their record. Ben McAdams was ranked one of the worst Democrats in Congress by Planned Parenthood. In Congress, you can be certain I'll vote to repeal the Hyde Amendment and codify Roe v Wade, because that's where I've always stood.

Oh wow, I guess you can’t even ask public servants for a favor now

Trying to remember what the Bible says about golden calfs...

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

It's so funny the Cleveland Cavaliers surveyed the NBA landscape and decided James Harden was the answer to their problems.

America has two Republican Parties. One is center-right, the other is overtly authoritarian. Our quality of life would skyrocket if both of them ceased to exist.