shoutout to Alaskan Carl and the most embarrassing moment of his life

A pleasant evening with a nice warm breeze coming from TD Garden.

i hope bill simmons is having a nice afternoon

maybe that exec that said that wild shit about Jaylen being the 7th best on a title team WAS Brad 😂

wait WHAT

"Can't f*ck up a draft if you don't ever have to!"

What's your vision for the Lakers now that you've broken up with LeBron, Rob? Rob: well...

Lakers order of operations: $52+ million in cap space: 🏀Sign and trade for Walker Kessler (~$30.2 million) 🏀Sign Quentin Grimes (~$14 million) 🏀Sign Sandro Mamukelashvili (~$12.1 million) $9.4 million room mid-level: 🏀Sign Collin Sexton $14.1 million under the first apron.

GET READY FOR THE PICKET FENCE BITCHES

jesus christ we all bullied rob pelinka into going absolutely nuts today

welcome to Snowtime

$5 for all 15 Western teams, plus every Western transaction to follow, hop on hoops!

Do this everywhere, everywhere, everywhere.

(And who better than Steve Kerr to unlock Bronny?!)

like I said yesterday, eff it, give me Space Cowboys

Lakers were always going to guarantee Bronny, because they have slightly more cap space this way than if they had cut his 50% guaranteed deal.

a father's love is unmatched

cavs or dubs...that's my best guess

Who’s hurling tomatoes? I’ve been pitching Jrue since the deadline.

@oobh.bsky.social at the risk of having tomatoes hurled...am I crazy for thinking Jrue would also be a good fit next to Cade, particularly for a postseason run?

So there’s a chance the Pistons go into the 2026 season moving on from Beef Stew, Jalen Duren, Tobias Harris, and Duncan Robinson. 3 starters and a near 6MOY/All Defense candidate. That’s shocking.

Germany running into the Netherlands at the airport

Germany 🤝 Netherlands

i did NotSee this coming

It’s wild how I was totally fine with GP in a Lakers uniform but every time I see Malone it still makes me cringe

Who says that areas that get gentrified are shitty by default?

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IYKYK

“I think the ideal outcome is Derrick White”

Here's what people have to remember: Reaves' cap hold is only $21M. That's the only amount that counts against their cap and why his signing won't be made official until last. His full contract will obviously affect their tax situation but will hardly affect their ability to spend this offseason.

well okay then, AR

I wrote about the Giannis trade. Please click and read open.substack.com/pub/jackalfo...

i just want to know why they spelled El Segundo like that? 😂

Lamar Odom in court that one day:

giannis trade will be folded into tmw's post-draft pod but initial thoughts: —heat gave up a ton, but nothing/no one that profiles as primetime —miami still *isn't* a contender, but *is* much better —bucks did extremely well after the circumstances —those circumstances being they waited too long

Brad Stevens to Jaylen in his twitch comments:

You went off to college and got the call a week later

not to be lost in all this, I do feel for Bucks fans. It was like knowing your folks were done and ready to kick rocks for years and then they finally just did it

*whispers* we knew y'all didn't really like herro all along 😂