So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

The Clippers, who are built around two stars in their mid-30s, seem poised to fall to 3-6 on the season. Kawhi Leonard is out for the next few games, too. Is this a good time to mention that the Sixers have their fully unprotected 2028 first-round pick?

But I thought @johnhollinger.bsky.social was at Hawks-Lakers?

What if the universe challenged us with Ben Simmons and Tobias Harris only to bequeath us with Trendon Watford?

I repeat www.libertyballers.com/76ers-analys...

The Sixers are having VJ Edgecombe handle the ball during crunch time as a rookie and it is absolutely the right call. On a related note, I can’t feel my face right now

I never realized how much I needed a Trendon Watford triple-double in my life until tonight

Only Father Time is undefeated, but Magic City is nearly as dominant

Watching my first Hawks game of the year

I don’t particularly *want* to write tonight, but if this game goes into crunch time and turns into Joel Embiid Hero Ball Hour again… … …

It’s only right that Tyrese Maxey is looking like the second coming of Allen Iverson in the AI jersey

One way to solve the housing affordability crisis is by letting banks gouge homeowners even more. Another masterful gambit, sir!

I'm sorry, what

Our tax dollars are going to tear-gassing babies. These pricks better all be tried at the Hague at the end of this.

New post on Third Apron: The Sixers could be experiencing a much different season if they didn’t lose enough games to keep the VJ Edgecombe selection. On their improved outlook, and some of the best saved protected first-round picks in recent history. www.thirdapron.com/p/vj-edgecom...

“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

Unfortunately, Quinten Post now has to retire. Those are the rules.

🚨 @faignews.bsky.social 🚨 CUP RESPECTER ALERT

Tonight is a bad night to be working on a "maybe Jonathan Kuminga actually does have a future in Golden State after all?" article, huh

Time for my annual boomer take: The NBA Cup courts are (mostly) an abomination and should be thrown into an incinerator immediately

Well then www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-ne...

May they lose by 80.

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Think we found a Cup Respecter, @faignews.bsky.social

Canadian Thibs showed up in Philadelphia early this season. At @libertyballers.bsky.social, I wrote about how Nick Nurse is playing with fire with his current minutes distribution: www.libertyballers.com/76ers-analys...

Today is yet another great day to stop using Twitter. (So is every other day.)

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I am within hours of cancelling yttv

The Jets are on Thursday Night Football next week???

🤔 @msjnba.bsky.social

I will not tolerate Kenny Pickett slander on my TL, the man has more Super Bowl rings than Dak Prescott

So, uh, the Clippers

every word of this post gets a little better than the one before it

If YouTube TV and Disney don’t get their act together by Eagles-Packers on Monday, so help me god

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

Bryan writing this headline

I hope the Eagles run the Tush Push 50 times on Monday night.

Lakers fans got Big Mad when the Lakers let Dorian Finney-Smith walk in free agency. Looking back on it... is it time to apologize to Rob Pelinka for that? My latest at @lakerssbn.bsky.social: www.silverscreenandroll.com/lakers-analy...

In today's NBA roundtable at The Whiteboard: @btoporek.bsky.social, @hickoryhigh.bsky.social, @ecassels.bsky.social and more share MVP picks, favorite Ja Morant trades scenarios and consider apologizing to Nikola Vucevic.

Lakers have six games in the next two weeks. If LeBron doesn't come back before that, he'll have missed the first 15 games — running right up against that 65-game threshold for year-end awards eligibility. There hasn't been an All-NBA team without LeBron's name on it since 2004.

A few men rush to help him as he faints and Bobby Kennedy scurries in the opposite direction

Most sports websites would recoil in horror if someone suggested writing a column like this. Props to The Athletic for letting John fly his sicko flag here

It's kind of terrifying that the Lakers are 7-2 without LeBron James playing a single minute this year. Imagine what happens if (when?) that $50M+ slot frees up next offseason...

Canadian Thibs is back, baby

Today is yet another good day to stop using Twitter entirely. (So is every other day.)

ICE is a team sport for guys who would otherwise be school shooters