Feels like weekends are getting shorter. I need science working on this as a priority

Of all the sports college football has by far the stupidest playoffs and national champion. Not even remotely close for the knots they have to twist themselves into every year

Love my hometown of Lubbock and my Texas Tech Red Raiders. Cheering for their victory today

Thank you @drewmagary.bsky.social for understanding my life style. Early dinner is the only way to live. See @nbasarah.bsky.social? This is true enlightenment

Have you guys tried listening to music? It's pretty cool

Dismayed to hear that ICE will be taking enforcement actions at the USCIS office here in Salt Lake City. Immigrants are our neighbors & these are folks who are following the rules. I’m committed to investigating the ICE facility in WVC on day one if I’m elected to Congress.

“AWOOOOOGA”

Made the switch today from Spotify to Apple Music and it was relatively painless. Imported all my playlists and saved songs, except like one or two Spotify exclusives.

Wildest part: the man who opened fire apparently cannot be charged for shooting and injuring the individual lawfully carrying. I don’t know how this works, but it doesn’t seem good!

There is only destination that makes sense for Giannis and that place is Salt Lake City imo

Yeah, this is some extremely Colin shit. Finally saying goodbye to Spotify this year, since it’s a bad company, so here’s to my final wrapped

I rushed through my deadlifts yesterday, since I was lifting in a new gym and felt awkward and boy, oh boy am I paying for that. I am nearly immobile

All I can think about when I see college sports booster money is that we need a much, much higher tax rate on these people who can pour millions into football programs

His and hers toilets in the coat bath is so romantic 🥰

New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.

Really enjoyed that free throw miss from Miles Bridges to keep Charlotte down. Fuck him

Wait the Toronto Raptors record is what now?

Folks, we did it! Thank you so much to everyone who contributed and donated this year. This money can be stretched into $28,000 of goods and services, which will help some of the most vulnerable people in our community. An incredible show of generosity and I am so grateful ❤️❤️

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

We need just $643 to go to finish our campaign to raise $4000 for the Utah Food Bank. Would you/could you be the hero who gets it over the top? www.justgiving.com/page/colin-y...

Probably my fault for watching the Utah game. The lose almost every time I do. I’ll turn it off. Sorry everyone

I dunno, that seemed like a kick a field goal position to me, but I am not a smart football guy

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Carly Rae Jepsen Carly Rae Jepsen Carly Rae Jepsen Carly Rae Jepsen Nothing else of note.

I ate some food. It was cool

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

I don’t know what you can do if you’re Liverpool. The players are massively underperforming, but not in just ways that are attributable to coaching. You spent a zillion dollars on these players. The coach has had success. You don’t want to become Chelsea in firing guys constantly

Everyone can agree that the best pie is the key lime pie that my buddy used to get from the married woman he was banging that was in an open relationship. I didn’t know anything could be that good. I still think about it

Making slowly more incredulous noises watching this Wizards-Hawks game

Just teared up reading a case report of a 24 year old woman diagnosed with metastatic renal cancer who underwent experimental treatment. The acknowledgements thanked the patient and her family because they wanted her case to be reported to help other people. Gahhhhhhh

The Jazz pre and post game is horrible. Mike Smith sucks to listen to

Wait, did Everton do the Lee Bowyer-Kieron Dyer thing?? www.reddit.com/r/soccer/com...

CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

After going 0-1 tonight, Cody Williams is 11.1% from three

Luka just nut-megged Kevin Love and then set up the lob and imagine trading that player

Funniest time out of the season for the Jazz. Less than a minute into the game at 2-0

Look; I’m still trying to raise money for the Utah Food Bank and I’m like 60% toward the $4000 goal and I need your help. I am not longer asking and there will be consequences for ignoring me www.justgiving.com/page/colin-y...

They should invent a city where every driver isn't trying to kill cyclists and pedestrians

I’ve tried to get into Turnstile many times, but I just never really had that hardcore phase and so 50% of their songs are like instant skips for me

Now this is what I am talking about. A progressive candidate instead of the milquetoast Republican-lite Ben McAdams. Let’s go

Congratulations to Arsenal for winning the Premier League title

Went to the coffee shop, had a nice pour over, and read for a while this morning, which was a really nice way to spend a grey cold morning

A great win for the Jazz by Sacramento beating the Nuggets in Denver

After last night’s 0-3 performance Cody Williams is down to 11.8% from three this season

It’s crazy that sports were canceled this weekend and no one played any games

That low??? It’s practically free!!

Last season, I would feel really confident Liverpool will turn this around in the second half based on that first half. This season… well..