So glad to have to missed this shit. Missed elf on the shelf too. We gotta end this horrible trend

This is specifically @rgiss.bsky.social’s fault because I know he has been praying for lottery luck and not for water like he was told

I am worried about our chances against PSG, but I would really like revenge for last season

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.

I think this story is helping me understand why the generation Dolores Huerta inspired was so strongly tied to the idea that activism should be intersectional before anything else. It's not a buzzword, it's about keeping abusers out of your movement

The Texas players are some of the dumbest I have ever seen in my life

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.

Venezuela, thank you

We got a hairline fracture in our bathtub. First guy came and said we needed a new tub and sent a quote for $3000. Second guy came and said he could repair it and prevent future cracks for like $250. A hard choice

Just filled out my March madness bracket with 100% correct picks for the 15th straight year

I love the light outside right now 😭

There is no sugar coating that an entire class of scientists will never be trained and some important discoveries that could drastically change people’s lives are just never going to happen

My thoughts on the Oscars is that usually you're better off just liking a thing and keeping it to yourself rather than arguing about it on the internet

I am different because my thought was “who is that with Abby Wombach”

Book club is serious business and now @nbasarah.bsky.social and I have an official book club gavel

Every year the best picture Oscar should go to the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The best ever made

I dunno if Slot is the guy, but if you look at the teams that built winning systems in the PL over the last 10 years they are teams that gave coaches time. Pep, obviously. Jurgen was given some grace and now Arteta. Moving through the coaching carousel is a risky move that I don’t love

So fucking obvious lol

Liverpool about to hang 3 on these clowns or suffer what might be the biggest letdown of the season

Looking at the weather here in Salt Lake and it pains me to admit that I don’t think you are praying hard enough for water

God, this is so sweet

The time this ref is letting Austin run on their corners and throw ins is shameful man #RSL

I would like to watch the Royals game, but in my state figuring out how to get it on my tv seems insurmountable

My nose will apparently never stop running again. I got sick once and this is my the rest of my life now

@getsit.bsky.social do you have some good bluesky follows for Mariners news and takes?

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As a brand new Mariners fan, it would be my pleasure to lay my life down for Josh Naylor www.thebiglead.com/usas-cal-ral...

I consider this like tipping or abusing a waiter. Many people who are bad tippers can be great people who do lots of other good things. But being a bad tipper is still shitty. It says something about you that isn’t just nullified by everything else

So glad with everything that going on in my life, which has been so tough this week, I can at least look forward to Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Sure, shorts, sandals and a short-sleeve shirt in March

It’s just extremely disorienting to see someone you knew since childhood covered in the papers of record both locally and nationally.

30 years ago tonight:

Does anyone have the link to the video where the guy is talking about having multiple days in a single day? The influencer guy

This took me out IG real_timmeadows “So many roles, I barely remember them.”

Funerals are horrible man. Do not recommend. 0/10

second-generation ceo of a major indian industrial conglomerate, personal net worth of $4 billion, mind of a child

Learning a lot tonight about how much fans rate Favors, who is well below Okur, Boozer, Millsap for me.

My grandmother was blind and so my aunt would fill out her voting ballot for her. My aunt always told my Gram, “you voted for Merrill Cook again” and it always made my Gram laugh because my grandmother was a staunch democrat.

Oh my god Collier lmaooooo

A masterful counter by Will Hardy to put in the no offense unit

Okay Knicks, I’m going to need you to get serious

Okay, are you telling me this isn’t @yourmandevine.bsky.social?

I like that NY Times article about Bam's author and so I do not want to join in jumping on it, but man that is a nuclear-level "not it" take

So glad to see that piece of Kobe lore die

“I’m just a little guy”

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Look, I feel for Vince Williams and I hope he bounces back and is successful, but he made more money in like one or two NBA years than I will in my entire life, so that is also what the money is for

As a Utahn, it is imperative that we end the spread of Utah culture, but I fear it is already too late. It’s too infectious