🎶She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyyyyyeeeessss 🎶

Oh no, found myself working for the last hour with my headphones in and listening to absolutely nothing again

just found an article from 6 years ago that mentioned Borussia Dortmund's exciting young trio of Erling Haaland, Jude Bellingham, and Gio Reyna

When I was getting coffee this morning the casino was playing Night Moves by Bob Seegar and now I can't get it out of my head

Will Hardy took a jersey from a kid in the stands to the players courtside and got them to sign it and took it back to the kid. It was pretty cute

Loving this cool, 105 degree weather in Vegas today.

Finished a night gambling which was hit or miss, but wow, now I feel like a big winner

Argentina-England is a match up designed to induce the most insane takes. Cannot wait. Let’s go

It’s amazing looking at bluesky how all the teams in the World Cup semis are frauds. Incredible really

Again, don’t really love that VAR intervention. Overrule the foul sure, but send the guy off is some more Argentina fuckery

Bro, it’s so over.

My main issue with Haaland is that he normalizes Manchester City and kids that don’t know better might start thinking it’s ok to support that club

It’s still crazy to me that Tuchel did not want to bring Trent, even just as an option if England needed to open things up

I can’t help it. I like Jude

It’s not fair that you have to keep living after a massage. I should be able to just peace out when you’re that relaxed

Just caught up on yesterday’s Tour de France and Tadej is just unstoppable. There is a top tier and he is there, a second tier with Jonas, and then a tier with everyone else. There is no comparable cyclist to Tadej, except maybe del Toro in the future.

Apparently all the youths here know someone named Ronnie 2K and are really excited to see him

One of the worst games I have watched in my life lol

Wizards making sure to foul Darryn every time is one way to highlight AJ

We out here

There is some… anticipation at Thomas and Mack. Everyone wants to see some DP right now

Vegas is such a god forsaken wasteland man

Still can’t believe I saw this in the wild

Jesus Christ, imagine having a Mason Greenwood jersey

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Vegas-bound to get more DP action

The best part about this, if you find the whole scene, is he asks her out to dinner right after lmao

Winning a world cup is extremely hard. Only 8 teams have ever won in just under 100 years. You need to be a top 3 to 4 team in the world THAT year to realistically do it. The United States is not alone in being far away, but the expectation that it should be there is the misconception.

Okay, let’s not get too sanctimonious here: I cheated my ass off on some tests perfectly well without AI

Should have known that it would be Ray who finally captured all my thoughts on the USMNT in the World Cup

I dunno, looks like a probably perfect voicemail transcript to me

Incredible result so far for Egypt. Hang on Pharaohs

Now that the US is out of the World Cup, it’s surely time for the most tired/dumb discourse in the world: what if our best athletes played soccer

My takeaways from Summer League: getting DP’ed is great and amazing. The bad: I think I am ready for the Cody Williams experience to be over for good

USMNT wouldn’t have gone out so sad with Luna. Poch got what he deserved. I hope Luna sends him an email

Just thinking of when Megan Rapinoe openly criticized Trump in the middle of a World Cup winning run and how the USMNT could never

Gunna need a shower after this DP session. I am all worked up and a mess

I feel bad for my good friends who love the USMNT, but this is tremendous content

If you're just discovering soccer, just know that your beloved Erling Haaland plays for this generation's Premier League equivalent of the Yankees/Lakers/etc. that any self-respecting fan not born into it should hate. Congrats, you just got hoodwinked into being a Kobe fan

pulisic's 2026 world cup stats shots: 4 goals: 0 dispossessed: 2.73 per 90 commercials: 4

At the Huntsman Center getting my fill of DP. What a treat

Pausa de Humiliacion

Just got caught up on the Tour and man, Tadej really might be unbeatable

Portugal gunna be starting Ronaldo in the 2038 World Cup still

It’s fuck Ronaldo hours. Hope Spain score 50

Statement from the Belgian FA pointing out that the appeals process is a scam so FIFA can keep their decision but pretend that there was a fair ruling. www.rbfa.be/en/news/upda...

This Harry Kane interview is so funny. He sounds like Kermit the Frog

What a stand by England. That was insane