I’ve been thinking a lot recently about my grief after the unexpected losses of my dad & brother in the last few years. So of course I sobbed when I got to this part of a recent PTFO. In a good way. Sports! @pablo.show @kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com youtube.com/shorts/n-4QY...

I can’t wait to die historic someday on the Fury Road (I-15 between Salt Lake City and Ogden) when Utah runs clean out of water

I am happy for @theshums.bsky.social, and only @theshums.bsky.social

@andybehrens.bsky.social Hey Andy! Me again. I read your very entertaining newsletter with Ken Rosenthal and I have to ask: any reason you said "NL-only leagues" for Cole Carrigg? Like, you wouldn't stash him otherwise?

The result of AI boosters getting booed at commencement will NOT be them getting a wake-up call about AI skepticism. They will just stop speaking at commencements. But that’s a small win!

Go off, (Egyptian) king

"Slot isn't the problem" gtfo, 4-1 is shambolic

@andybehrens.bsky.social may I ask you a fantasy baseball question sir?

woke 2 will also need to tackle the stranglehold the older generations have on this country by instituting a mandatory retirement age of 45

Give me the spin skills of a VC-backed CEO explaining why OpenAI introducing a model that does the same thing as their startup is not actually bad for business

A source within the Celtics organization tells me that Joe Mazzulla will be “coaching for his job” on Saturday night in Boston

And for that reason, I'm out

Report: the Boston Red Sox fire Mike Vrabel

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that I randomly got to meet Tyrese Haliburton at Adobe Summit last week. He was super cool honestly

I am BEGGING new CEO John Apple to add the Slack convention of colon-word-colon shortcuts for adding emojis to a message. It is so much faster than any native Mac shortcut method once you get the hang of it

@andyblarsen.bsky.social are we still doing photos of Andy Larsen lookalikes?

Fliers posting online act like “gate lice” is a thing only among arrogant, selfish Americans. If you’ve only flown in the US, that’s an understandable assumption, given the state of American society. I am here to tell you that it is just as bad or worse everywhere I’ve been in Europe and Asia.

Him: "but if it's a THREE-team tie, then Atlanta gets the 5 seed, even though Toronto has the tiebreak with both Orlando and Atlanta"

The accuracy

I am slightly ashamed to admit that it finally happened: I finally had an app idea and was grateful for AI tools that allowed me to build it, and now I am so excited about it that I can't sleep

Squad goals tbh

Many of you will also love this factoid: The first 19 teams in the AP preseason Top 25 all made the tournament. All 19 of those won at least their first-round game, except for one. . .

@bobbyfirmino.com random question but I'm trying to tell some people about a classic tweet of yours. You were saying that some star PG had plateaued leaving people GRASPING to tell him apart from Elfrid Payton. Does that ring a bell? Any idea who you were talking about?

I will say that my IG is full of amazing Mo Salah goals the last 24 hours or so, and that is really nice

The Insta algo serves me a shocking amount of recent Kosta Koufos pickup basketball content

Farewell, Mo Salah

"AI automation just frees you up to focus on higher-value tasks!" The higher-value tasks: - Setting my fantasy baseball lineup - Watching Key & Peele sketches - Listening to a podcast about sharks

When I have tickets to Bucks-Jazz and then see that Giannis is out for at least a week

Why can't my team play like this all the time?

Really glad Mo got one after that pen

#1 Ekitike Fan Account

Just passed a bunch of students who appear to have walked out of American Fork junior high protesting ICE. There’s a cop car parked on every block. The kids are alright

This would have completely ruined my day in my 20s and 30s. But today I blithely confirmed the presence of the TV, walked back to my desk, and proceeded to go right back to being angry at a sales rep who added me to a 5 PM meeting with no prior context. Proud of how much I've grown in indifference

There was a time in my past when sauntering into a break room full of colleagues I don't know clearly having some sort of get-together, and interrupting a speech by the SVP/Deputy GC, to check whether the room still has a TV I can plug into for March Madness viewing would have thrown me for a loop

The only Oscar I care about tonight is Tshiebwe

Real ones know that Instacart is actually the smart financial move when Costco is involved, because it keeps you from impulse buying $300 worth of candy and toiletries when you go in there yourself. The fee and tip is so worth paying

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

I can’t say this on there, but I do not believe any of these treasured colleagues of mine on the Adobe Slack who are saying that they would stop watching their favorite NBA team if they got SGA because of his foul baiting. I’m proud enough to believe that I know them better than they know themselves

Huge “Kobe’s final NBA game” energy, to me at least

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as product marketers love pretending they aren't terrified by saying "This move by our competitor simply validates our strategy and direction"

Be the Supreme Leader of SAAS! How the Reign of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Can Teach AI Forward Brands to Write Emails That Sell!

I'm laughing about someone quitting their job to focus on vibe-coding Salesforce CRM in their bedroom, somehow getting 20 enterprise customers to bite, and making like $5 million a year I may not be laughing later, but I'm laughing now

The NBA to Tony Jones:

Benioff looks he has aged 20 years in the last 18 months (relatable tbh)

This is the image that keeps coming to my brain: Dr. Alan Grant keeping the kids behind him, staring down the velociraptor who is absolutely, 100% going to eat him, and there's really nothing he can do except say "you'll have to go through me first" with his eyes

Spoiler alert: it’s “all of them”

I had been promised that today's LLMs don't confidently say things that are nonsense, but I just asked GPT 5.2 to make sure Ha-seong Kim is healthy before I bid on him in fantasy; ChatGPT says he's "totally healthy," and WHOOPS you'll never believe who it turns out is expected to miss all of April.

The streets are saying that @lennysan.bsky.social's podcast/community is no longer a PM podcast/community, it is "an AI podcast/community that dabbles in PM." Lenny, can we PLEASE get more episodes with normal PMs talking about product management? So much is changing due to AI, but not EVERYTHING 🤷🏻‍♂️

WIPE THAT ONE OUT, VAR

Man, Rio has the juice