All these years later i still think of @zwitchguitars.com every time I see one of those ridiculous holiday Lexus ads. This year is the worst one yet

My thought for the night is that with AI changing everything every three weeks, Silicon Valley has finally achieved its dream of leaving behind anyone in tech who isn’t willing to do *at least* 996. There’s no way to stay on top what is going on and also have some semblance of a personal/family life

Masterclass. The best thing I've read on this absolute shit sandwich of political American buffet.

Lol. Lmao * (post scheduled for 6 minutes after the start of every Liverpool match)

"We are throwing half of our money in a well that legend has it will reward our tributes by making our wishes come true. We simply do not have any choice but to now throw the other half of our money in there too."

We win the award for “oldest bottle of hand sanitizer”

lol. Lmao

Is it coincidental that she looks little like Zosia from Pluribus? Because if that were intentional casting then Vince Gilligan really is the GOAT given that character's nature so far

With the start of November, so begins the fourth annual Thanks-Give-Athon! This is a yearly fundraiser for the Utah food bank and...folks... I gotta say... people REALLY need your help right now. If you have the means, please donate. If not, please share! www.justgiving.com/page/colin-y...

LSU got bad at football because of woke

Like I was saying: Bizarre season. I'm not surprised that Liverpool is still struggling at this point, but I did not expect the depth and totatlity of the struggle

Everything's chill here!

The NBA Cup has got to go. Sorry if this offends

Just watched a dude die on @worldwidewob.bsky.social’s Birds in the Air stream so that’s how my night is going

I just texted someone that this feels that same way for Mariners fans so I can tell you from experience: PLEASE DO NOT CASUALLY TALK TO MARINERS FANS ABOUT THIS TOMORROW, they will want to murder your entire family

Happened just now; somebody please hold me

I heard three different music clips today that were just AI slop and I thought two of them were low key bops

To everyone who recommended The Three-Body Problem to me for the past 11 years and I did not listen: I'm sorry. You were so, so right.

ESPN has no idea how many games are in the WNBA Finals

Sometimes you Liverpool; sometimes you get Liverpool’d

I am at the “losing a winnable match is frankly exactly what Liverpool needs right now” stage of frustration

@getsit.bsky.social so much for the hero of Hawks Summer League

My wife thoughtfully brought home an energy drink for me, but it has cordyceps in it, and I have seen The Last of Us, so I am going to kill that ish with fire

Up the Reds?

Hahahaha you can’t make this up

I found an old LW/SW radio my dad gave me in about 1995. That was a fun toy then and it’s a fun toy now. Picked up the SF Giants game with Jon Miller on KNBR, stations from Wyoming and Colorado, and, of course, plenty of conspiracy theorists and intense Christian ministers 😂

Y tho

Reminder that you don’t have to post every single thought that enters your brain

Are we feeling the Ohana yet? www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/s...

It's me, but about the state where I currently live

When I was a kid I saw Caddyshack on TV and they replaced the line where Rodney Dangerfield says "We're all gonna get laid!" with "We're all gonna take a shower!" and I think about that sometimes

Good job good effort Dave O’Brien for making it a whole five outs into the game before mentioning Livvy Dunne

I would assume that Utah's Social Media Regulation Act is similar and that Bluesky's days in this state are numbered, so I guess I'll see you all when I'm traveling

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Shared a @mattlemay.com tip with my team today and I feel great about it. No more than one hour writing PRDs by yourself before you start sharing it and collaborating

Because I couldn't imagine ever actually wanting to do this, I forced myself to buy something (new running shoes) using ChatGPT's Agent Mode. It took forever and once it got to a checkout form it made me take over the browser anyway. This is not a real use case unless you are a massive AI wonk

One of the weird irrational traumas remaining from my brief time at ESPN is an overwhelming, panic-inducing shame when someone who sits on the fourth floor gets in the elevator and sees me taking it to the third floor. It was so weirdly frowned upon at ESPN to take the elevator up just two floors.

I wrote about the em dash

MO SALAH 👑

Whoa. That was cool. Anfield magic

Please witness, @usujason.hippieceo.com

My personal favorite @thatboysgood.bsky.social bit was not the famous Marc Summers one (tho that was incredible too), but rather the time he riled up a bunch of confederate flag supporters on Twitter in 2015 by telling them that the south actually seceded over gay rights and atheism, lmao

Being thrown through the windshield in a car wreck to own the libs

Joe was awesome in so many ways and I can't believe he's gone. If you knew him and you're able, let's help his loved ones

I have no idea how to do this but here goes. Joe Kelly ( @thatboysgood.bsky.social ) has passed away after an illness. He was wonderful and he was infuriating and he was my friend. info on arrangements and a GoFundMe will follow

Sam Altman: "GPT-5 is like having a bunch of Ph.D-level experts in your pocket." GPT-5: