"Slippery floor got me dizzy" -Mario flyers.arcade-museum.com/videogames/s...

backrooms 2 should introduce the liminal concept of "having a gun"

People assume that my happiness of a Spurs finals is because I’m from Texas, and while that’s part of it, it’s mostly because I get to hear Charles Barkley talk about them big San Antonio women

"I had a very good call with Hezbollah" is in the same boomer brain-space as when my Dad told college-age Harris that my job search would end if I simply walked into the office of a studio I wanted to work at, resume in hand, and politely asked to speak to the CEO.

you know what fucking month it is

He offers you a sip. Do you take it?

"It's a universal currency! Like gold! Or water!!" I say holding up a laptop displaying the six Team Fortress 2 earbuds in Steam inventory. The Mad-Max warlord shakes his head and summons his guards with a gesture. "It's the most balanced FPS ever made!" I say, not realizing these are my last words.

there's an old sailor's rhyme: if Stephen Root be in your show give an episode a go

SPURS FINALSSSS

Enjoying the beautiful Japanese countryside in Forza Horizon 6 as I slide around the winding mountain roads on a picturesque spring day and oh would you look at that here comes a lifted RAM 3500 Toddler Destroyer with a 6 foot wing to roll coal right through it all

Any of my emulation handheld / steam deck sickos out there find a good way to sync emulator save files across devices? I’ve tried SyncThing a half dozen times and I just can’t figure it out.

I will RT Jonah's Indie Game Alignment Chart every time it comes through my feed.

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[closing the suitcase] it's all here. gino, pay the man

Experts agree: Grok like Bing

What is your go-to cut of steak at a steakhouse?

what

They should start broadcasting sports in 120fps.

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Nezumi is the only Dark Scrolls playable character that we're going to discourage you from choosing. They're no good. There is nothing to like about a saxophone-playing rat. Do NOT pick Nezumi when Dark Scrolls launches on June 22. store.steampowered.com/app/2912550/...

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Metal Gear Solid post-credits scene: “Haha yes sir… yes. Of course we can give Mina the Hollower a 10. A perfect foil to us talking shit about that other mouse game. Yes sir. Yes… I… of course. Nobody will see it coming. Anything for the cause, sir. Take care… Mr. President.” >HORNS CRESCENDO

Metal Gear Solid post-credits scene: “Haha yes sir… yes. Of course we can give Mina the Hollower a 10. A perfect foil to us talking shit about that other mouse game. Yes sir. Yes… I… of course. Nobody will see it coming. Anything for the cause, sir. Take care… Mr. President.” >HORNS CRESCENDO

Buc-ee’s is good for one thing and one thing only: the bathrooms. Every other aspect of that entire operation blows chunks.

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

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Did the spurs forget how to pass a basketball

Thunder refs on the take

Hey pal, just wanted to give you a heads up that there’s an Nvidia Game-Ready driver waiting for your approval to install.

jaems bond no work on bazzite :(

The Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 Demo on Steam puts a vast arsenal of devastating weaponry at your fingertips! How are YOU eradicating the heretical hordes?

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“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry.

There’s a like eight year old kid getting picked up by the crowd mics at the Texas Rangers game and he’s just down-right letting them have it. He has not stopped trash talking them for the past four innings.

As someone who was in the market, I too am deeply disappointed in this new FerrarI.

This video came through my feed yesterday and it has quickly become an all-timer. I don't listen to this podcast, I don't know any of these dudes, but I've been quoting this caller non-stop.

Also congratulations to 007: First Light for taking the coveted spot as the new alphabetically first game in my Steam Library, upsetting a decades-long dynasty held by the infamous Humble Bundle champion known as "1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby)"

I have a lot of art in my house, but my favorite is the smallest. A Hertzfeldt original, drawn on sticky-note.

Also congratulations to 007: First Light for taking the coveted spot as the new alphabetically first game in my Steam Library, upsetting a decades-long dynasty held by the infamous Humble Bundle champion known as "1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby)"

i'm gonna be video game james bond soon

Saw Mulholland Drive in a massive historic theater tonight and a guy in the same row as me decided to take a flash-on photograph during the lesbian sex scene. Good call, brother. Can’t find that shit anywhere else.

The way that Forza does car classes is hilarious. You can tune any car any way because they’re just math problems on wheels. What I’m trying to say is some asshole in a kitted out Toyota Tacoma pickup truck just beat my Ferrari in a track race. Clown shit! I love it!!

If a cocktail bar knows its stuff: Goldrush If they don't know their stuff: Makers on the rocks

Folks let’s give it up for the Costco New York Strip club pack

Dying at the part where Stephen sets a reminder on Siri as a punchline and then discovers that he's never cleared the reminders app after doing similar bits in the past, so his phone has a reminders app checklist full of insane zero-context ideas

next question

the honks will continue until the honks stop

There are many great unsolved mysteries in our modern era. "Who was DB Cooper?" "What happens after we die?" but nothing sparks curiousity more than that one Spanish tweet asking if you'll accept the blunt from Lightning McQueen. They put a button in a tweet. How did they do that? I can't do that.