No because you are absolutely going to hell

when you enter the pearly gates of heaven, Saint Peter gives you a new unopened Nintendo DS Lite and a guide on how to hack it. "it's actually really easy," he says.

TikTok claims the rapture is going to happen on Wednesday so I’ve got a few questions before I beam on up to heaven: - Does my Steam library come with me? - Does God know/care that I use a cracked copy of Photoshop CS6? - Should I expect my 3DS ambassadorship be recognized?

Look at this fukkin bozo

Here are the developers biggest tips before you step into the game: “I think you should cherish whatever you happen to see.” - Gabe “Take some breaks, gameplay skills cement really well with some sleep.” - Maxi “Brush your teeth every day, and floss!” - Bennett

Feeling uninspired for Random Game Saturday so go ahead and throw a video game my way and I'll just use that one

As a five year old I shoved $5 worth of loose change into the cassette player on my Dad’s brand new 1999 Lexus ES 300. To this day he still gives me grief about it.

You’ve probably heard of the show “The Summer I Turned Pretty”. I’d like to share a scene in which two characters exchange phones to play each other’s favorite game. I had to leave the room after this one.

They just texted me $25 of credit lol

You’ve probably heard of the show “The Summer I Turned Pretty”. I’d like to share a scene in which two characters exchange phones to play each other’s favorite game. I had to leave the room after this one.

SPACE HOLE is now available on Nintendo Switch! www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

If you want to tell someone about a video game, there are two ways to start: - Establishing the lore - Describing the gameplay Only one of these is the right way of doing it.

The Alamo Drafthouse posted photos of a LARP event held in front of one of their Austin theaters and my favorite pic is this wide shot featuring a stuck autonomous car

You gotta wonder if the Hotline Miami joke will make my life easier or harder

This is the greatest Steam Sale video the games industry has ever seen. It has a statue of Todd. Yes, that Todd. Devolver game publisher sale, going on now: store.steampowered.com/sale/devolve... www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkfR...

Two thrilling adventures in the Arq Grid, one neat bundle. Fight for the Grid now with the TRON: Catalyst and TRON: Identity bundle on Steam today: store.steampowered.com/bundle/59198...

One man. Two legs. Zero balance. 🦶

This is how I learn that I can wishlist my own game on PS5 now. You should, too. 🥰 (and Steam, pls do both, kthxbye)

I love seeing "I own nothing" in YouTube descriptions on videos the uploader clearly doesn't have the rights to. Whenever I see it, I imagine a completely destitute monk, no material possessions, who somehow got ahold of a computer and was like "I gotta show the world the Glee cover of Poker Face"

Possessor(s) is an upcoming search action game from @heartmachine.bsky.social published by @devolverdigital.com. You play as Luca, a girl allied with a demon named Rhem. Smash, swing, and fight your way across Sanzu City to get Rhem home to his dimension. Wishlist Possessor(s) on Steam + PS5.

Experimental Post: Wiggler Wednesday I have compiled a collection of obscure facts about Wiggler in Super Mario 64.

I love seeing "I own nothing" in YouTube descriptions on videos the uploader clearly doesn't have the rights to. Whenever I see it, I imagine a completely destitute monk, no material possessions, who somehow got ahold of a computer and was like "I gotta show the world the Glee cover of Poker Face"

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

Still trying to comprehend the reality of the relationship between my hardware and the software running on it. I used to think it was a harmonious affair but now I’m not sure. What computer wouldn’t enjoy being asked to run VLC? Does PCSX2 hurt the machine? We need to have these conversations NOW.

severance theories

Hey, between you and me - if you do refund Borderlands 4 and "play a different game" please know that Mycopunk is just $15.

These guys want to charge me $20 to apply for their company are they high

I work with some of the nastiest people on the planet [complimentary]

Geraldo, don't be mad at Halo. It just doesn't seem like your thing. You'd be much more interested in Borderlands, a shooter all about shitty vault hunters like yourself.

Most people think "hacking" is using a computer in a way which wasn't accounted for. I once had a Tinder date who said she did hacking and I later learned she meant installing Sims 2 mods. So yeah I did some hacking in school. I put Quake 3 on the network drive to play it on any machine. Hell yea.

Thank you to Riverside Coffee for the opportunity of a lifetime: a Mycopunk-themed menu! 🍄☕️ Be sure to follow Riverside Coffee on Instagram (riverside_coffeeroastery) and show them some love! All proceeds of their collaborations go to support volunteer centers in Ukraine. 💙💛

Momo hit da Coolish

jerry says fuck

I’m about to be picked up by a driverless Waymo. I’ve never done this before and I’m scared please please pray for me

jerry says fuck

NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life! Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!

Not to toot the company horn on the weekend but dang Devolver has got some real good stuff coming up soon.

NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life! Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!

I got really bad heartburn from some leftover pasta I had for lunch. What should I do

oh okay thanks for the email. I definitely forgot I already ordered Metroid Prime 4 six years ago

There is a quiet yet passionate group of folks who agree that the Mario Galaxy games don’t have the juice and I think now is our time to make our voices heard.

Dyebreaker Cabinet 002 has officially landed at Oddwood Brewing here in Austin 🍻 beyond psyched to have the game at my favorite local brewpub. the folks at Oddwood have a tangible love for games and they've got a special collection of cabinets going. also the beer is great

How have I never heard of "SwagMan"

Prediction: Metroid bike means that Samus is coming to Mario Kart. Last time they gave a Nintendo dude a bike (Link), he was in Mario Kart like *that*. Mario Kart World's post-launch trajectory is going to turn it into Nintendo Kart. Calling it now.

Seeing this priced the way it is makes me once again kick myself for not buying the complete in box Virtual Boy at my local game store for $150. That was 10 years ago but STILL.