I'd rather have the apocalypse take me tomorrow than pay $25 for a single molecule of chicken at chipotle

Just now learning there was a licensed line of Family Guy USB drives.

Got a new LG stove, already curious if someone has reverse engineered how the jingle update system works on this so I can have the alarm be Enter Sandman

Trying to merge 2 Subway gift cards and now the site is giving an HTTPS cert error Lovely. I'm somehow not even shocked Subway could be this bad

Turned on Fox to watch the World Cup and they just advertised a competition show called "World's Dumbest" with Ice T in it???

they're playing limp bizkit at the white house

was just told "welcome back" by the mcdonalds cashier i wanna die

the day i give a shit about the fortnite story is when i give up all hope in myself.

SNOOP DOGG?

if you pay for a browser, congratulations, you're A Dumbass.

GRUNTS ON

From September 14, 1988 on #PriceisRight, Bob Barker makes his only entrance via the turntable and looks absolutely petrified doing so.

My heart keeps telling me to do a mix of Beach Boys - Smile in stereo and actually make it good, but then my brain says thats way too much work.

Me watching wolverine as he stabs a guy the one billionth time

Newest mod for Fuser gets rid of all BPM limits, meaning you can do infinitely more stupid shit now like this github.com/NarrikSynthf...

I’m not real big on the bible, but I’m pretty sure This Dude would not be down with this.

Lehman Brothers? I hardly know her!

Hey neat, Last FM has gone independent from CBS! support.last.fm/t/last-fm-is...

Going through the Game Pro CDs, really neat stuff! For example an early unfinished version of the Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time art. (CD 245)

Seems like EA is no longer compensating people for play testing some games? Just got an email that asks for 4 days of testing on a game and you get NOTHING in exchange. They used to give game codes which already felt cheap, but come on.

is this a good cable to hook up my printer with

"GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC" is a hell of a tagline

I think CD-i might be the best console

The second worst thing Ring did was kill the art of the unique doorbell "ding" sound

Playing Taxes by Geese in Fortnite. Top 100 scores on every instrument. lets goooooooo

RIP Ted Turner. Here's a song he had written about himself released on his own record label. youtu.be/EWui7EFc48c

Looking at the leaked soundtrack, it seems like this is one of the better Forza soundtracks? Still insane they license this much with tons of confusing picks. Like who wants a Lil Nas X album track? Why now? BUT WE GOT 2 YMO SONGS!!!!!!

look for "poop" dvd

Why is there someone from North Korea watching 12 Angry Men

Not seeing anyone say *why* this is going: It trips up on the phrase "what WWE" seemingly. The AI voice doesn't have good tracking between all the W sounds, and since WWE is not a word that's common too, it trips over all of them and loses track but keeps going Any other subject and it's fine lmao

Is there any video game email archive somewhere? @frankcifaldi.bsky.social @philsalv.bsky.social Got to looking at old emails and found some Xbox 360 ones (this dated 2010) still have full images working.

yelling "WHAT" as I shoot people looking like Stone Cold

Looking at Yahoo Auctions

Looking at Yahoo Auctions

Didn't know it was 420 until I turned on KEXP and heard Bone Thugz & Harmony - Buddsmokers Only

blowing my brains out with the BurntPeanut L96 (in Rust)

Apparently I was one of the 40k to keep S&Box because I actually played it this year.

playing tomodachi life

ugh I'm getting replaced by AI at my job I'm better than it too, I can take cocks twice as big as mythos. AND I don't have herpes

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DAVID BYRNE USED FOOTAGE FROM "HOW TO WITH JOHN WILSON" AT COACHELLA AND DIDN'T MAKE THAT THE MUSIC VIDEO?

Time for the birth of terror. Me

David Byrne covering Ryuichi Sakamoto is something I didn't know existed, but fuck yeah youtu.be/oNdZUMidXf4

Apple mysteriously uploaded this video to all their socials and then immediately deleted it. Was this the original plan for an Apple 50th Anniversary theme song?

Uploaded my CD rip of the "Yakety Yak (Take It Back)" PSAs. Made by the creators of M.C. Skat Kat, it's a song about recycling with Stevie Wonder, Tone Lōc, Bugs Bunny, Quincy Jones, Kenny Loggins, Randy Newman, Barry White, B.B. King, Dr. John, Ozzy Osbourne, Queen Latifah, Pat Benatar & more.

Yeah, I know ball. (FWIW this is the ESPN second chance bracket)

bob dylan on stage: "thank you shadow hedgehog 69 for subscribing to my patreon. here's a 40 hour song on jfk"

Today's the day.