Someone photoshop Pulisic’s face here for me. K thnx.

I can’t tell if these “told you so” skeets (lol) are about soccer or Platner.

I thought Trump was going to stop the world from laughing at us. Wasn’t that his whole deal?

Ream responsible for all three goals.

They never had the juice. Get Pulisic out. Get Ream out. Burn it down.

US players need to stop waiting for the ref to bail them out and just start trying stuff.

Pulisic out there reminding me why I had no confidence in this team a month ago.

Oh hell yes, Malik Tillman.

Sad to see a promising, multicultural world power dragged down by an aging narcissist.

Did Anthony Gordon just kiss Jude on the cheek?

Can’t believe no one convinced Jackson Irvine to get his roots touched up before playing in the World Cup

most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes

The new Cape Fear show is intentionally campy, right? Right? It’s gotta be on purpose, doesn’t it?

Gio? In a defensive scenario? Does he run now?

I would say give Tillman the Congressional Medal of Honor, but that would imply we still had a congress

Jazz fans! I have an announcement. If you hate Donovan Mitchell for how he left but you don’t hate Walker Kessler for how he left you’re absolutely totally 100% doing this wrong

I’ve spent too many hours of my life worrying about overpaying Walker Kessler to provide slightly above average production at center. I feel a weight lifted off me.

Now we’ll just have to wait and see if Moyes plays him at all

This game is a perfect clown detector. Oh, you think they should put in Pulisic? Let me guess, you thought Trump would fix the economy.

I just punched the overhead bin on this flight. Hell yeah. Soccer rules.

Get Usha Vance off my TV.

It’s Tim Weah time. Let’s do this.

Landon Donovan describing the French team as “arrogant” and “a little bit casual” like those aren’t the defining characteristics of their national identity.

Few things as fun as an all out counterattack

OK, I’ve turned on the Knicks after all that barking. Except for Jordan Clarkson. He’s still perfect.

That was an epic choke job by the Swiss team, but at least their coach looked handsome on sideline.

Birthright citizenship forever!

Why are a small British child and Katy Perry in that dress singing at this game? The US doesn’t have a chance.

Brian Gutierrez: sleeper agent

Alan Parsons Project in this setting was very disorienting

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

How can you not love sports!

I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant

Passed Boots Riley on a hiking trail on Oahu. AMA.

Fellow men, why is it always “Brad Pitt’s physique from Fight Club” and never “Ryan Gosling’s physique from “Crazy, Stupid Love?”

I just saw the back of the USMNT’s sad attempt at updating the Waldo jerseys, and once, I hope they get outscored by a billion this summer.

Mandy Moore deserves better

Things that can't be unseen.

I get that Poch thinks differently about player relationship management, but treating Luna like he didn’t make it through the AI filtering of a job application is a bit much.

I’m just relieved we’re making the USMNT as unlikable as possible. I was worried we were gonna have a good time this summer.

I’ve been thinking a lot recently about my grief after the unexpected losses of my dad & brother in the last few years. So of course I sobbed when I got to this part of a recent PTFO. In a good way. Sports! @pablo.show @kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com youtube.com/shorts/n-4QY...

Man City blew their chance because of those kits. You’ll never convince me otherwise.

The updated Spotify app icon is a monstrosity. I hate it so much.

What’s with the greens at the PGA? They look like my lawn (derogatory).

OK, but why did multiple people watch Green Card (1990) starring Andie MacDowell and Gérard Depardieu and log it on @letterboxd.social this week? What did I miss?

Why does every Apple+ show have an insufferable open credit sequence?

Hockey?!

Seems very somberly contemplative and unusually conciliatory

Love checking in to see who my favorite football team drafted, seeing that they picked a punter, and immediately giving up on the 2026 season.