Continuing a standing tradition of conservative PMs quitting their job because they're terrible at it and everyone hates them.

The lifeguard said he thought it was a training exercise, so let's not judge him too harshly for saving a tesla driver

This is a henchman from Dick Tracey.

He hasn’t tweeted today what happened

Thinking back to some tense conversations at my last job... and a co-worker who had eventually outsourced the most basic emails to LLMs.

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

If an undergraduate at Columbia said something like this the NYPD would immediately napalm the campus

this guy fucking sucks at drawing dinosaurs

The UFC event at the White House did some form of psychic damage to everyone. Mine manifested in examining what the concept of "American culture" actually contains and the function of symbols... via ring girls. My first piece for Punch Sport Pagoda: www.punchsportpagoda.com/p/why-were-t...

The only vague benefit of Carney over Poilievre is I don't have to hear grievance politics imported from the US while the country is being sold off. I still loathe that asshole, though.

Who could've guessed a banker would do this.

You're spending money on tokens to have a conversation with your inbox using a lying robot as an intermediary. I'm writing Powershell scripts to report on automated emails at the cost of an hour or two of my time. We are not the same.

Two grand to look like an absolute dork. How did these get through to production without anyone noticing how ugly these privacy-invading goggles look?! Did they outsource that evaluation to 'AI'?

Translation.

Today's listening: MONO - Snowdrop Dan Swanö - Moontower (2026 reissue) August Burns Red - Season of Surrender Frozen Soul - No Place of Warmth

Glad we got a chance for Ozzy's son to remind us he's actually very stupid, and not just a craven asshole pitching an AI version of his dad.

We called people who wore Google Glass "glassholes." My sentiment remains unchanged. I will ostracize anyone wearing them, go snoop on someone else jackass.

Because all it does is make terrible 'art' and help stupid people write asinine emails.

There isn't a single thing Musk could tweet that would merit bringing it over here to share. Good god, do I hate the losers who can't stop doing this. They're as desperate for engagement as Musk is to be funny. How utterly pathetic.

You're better off without her, king

There's a brief piece in a song off the new Poison The Well that sounds eerily like Godspeed You Black Emperor. I had the same feeling during a small part of the new Converge.

Me right now.

Nate Bargatze went MAGA after his movie bombed. Jelly Roll flipped his ATV, cratered a world tour, then got divorced. Kevin Hart ran his production company into the ground. Charlie Kirk got murked, now CPAC is passing around his wife. Folks, I'm getting tired of winning. I just need One More Thing

If you think real names would discourage people from posting horrible things then you are naive beyond words. Please look at Facebook or newspaper comments, should you still entertain this baffling notion.

There are a lot of idiots who just look at the colour of the shirt someone is wearing and extrapolate their politics from that. Carney's doing all sorts of conservative stuff, yet so many people I know call him a commie because he's the leader of the so-called liberal party. It's infuriating.

My first post on Bill C-36 and the seismic shift in Canadian privacy. The bill marks the end of the Privacy Commissioner's role in private-sector privacy law and the arrival of a super-regulator with astonishing powers to regulate online speech and privacy. www.michaelgeist.ca/2026/06/cana...

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

Literally describes me too, and I said "fuck this" after realizing I'd wasted a perfectly good weekend watching Arlovski point-fight an oversize garbage bag filled with raw meat.

Today's listening: * MONO - Snowdrop * Devourment - Pious Impiety EP * Stormkeep - The Nocturnes of Iswylm

Hey guys, I stuck my head in the sewer and it still smells like shit in there. Just thought you'd like to know this for some reason.

listen I am googling every name and "allegations" like they're pop punk singers, but he (and that fake insurance CEO Dana White did the ad with) have only been publicly accused of tremendous levels of fraud

China is making $6,000 electric cars and 5 minute charging stations. Meanwhile here we have, let's see... the 4th Reich brought to you by Monster Energy drinks.

Drink every time a different sex criminal is on the UFC broadcast.

found the update

Truly insane review for Scary Movie 6

Thinking about the time the firewall at my old job auto blocked my personal website and categorized it as "meaningless content."

because it favors voter enfranchisement, increased democratic participation (actual human rights) and accuracy over impatient cable news addicts demanding dopamine hits on their arbitrary schedule (self induced mental illness)

WARNING: Too Much Metaphor

This could be from one of 100 stoner rock albums.

i'm fine with people choosing bicycles as a primary mode of transportation. in fact, there are lots of benefits to doing so. all i'd ask is that they run a gas generator or something for a couple hours a day to fulfill their commitment to the carbon footprint

I can fail to deliver on ostentatious promises. Where's my trillion dollars.

Musk is proof that money and 'worth' are two very distinct concepts.

This is one of the most important pieces on current MMA you can read. It details not only this event, but the path the sport took to wind up at this exact spot. It's also not shying away from properly explaining that this card is -kinda fucking awful too-

If you have ever heard him try and talk the talk, on any subject, you would know he's an absolute fraud. If you are still unsure of this, I really don't know how to help you — except to say that you should never play cards for money.