I think my favorite part of this suit is where the guy who was suing because Afroman said he fucked his wife said on the witness stand that he did not know for sure that Afroman did not fuck his wife.

The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time…

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

the goal of magic the gathering is to make your opponent ask what the fuck you’re doing

Funnily enough @miloedwards.bsky.social, @phoeberoi.bsky.social and I were talking on Masters of Our Domain about which song we'd most like to hear the Emperor Nero do at karaoke and we tentatively agreed that Bohemian Rhapsody might be the funniest

Kash Patel demanding his challenge coin for getting a girlfriend not refer to her as his first.

so would you say it... didn't have legs?

One of the reasons taxes were first instituted, aside from raising revenue for a new government, was specifically to constrain the wealthy from doing all the evil shit they're doing today.

Wrote about my favorite fighter, the one the UFC erased from history www.themmadraw.com/p/erased-by-...

If wealth was based on merit, Mark Zuckerberg would have a 7-figure negative net worth.

RIP my virtual real estate holdings.

Awwww yay www.gamesradar.com/games/after-...

How do I unsubscribe from seeing tweets authored by a billionaire imbecile with no internal monologue and a head shaped like an egg?

Right wingers believe that billionaires must be very smart & they get mad when you point out these people are mostly big dummies who got megarich because they are sociopaths. All right wingers are also sociopaths so it must suck to be an extra dumb non-rich sociopath without a fuckin pot to piss in

NO BORDERS, NO NATIONS

idk I did see this meme today which made me laugh so hard. lol

Since I am no longer an IT Guy, I get the pleasure of watching the guys at work deal with all the bizarre computer problems that manifest around me. They're going to age like they went to the beach that makes you old.

No, but I want them to try using a vehicle that is worthless for hauling and is defeated by mildly rugged terrain. Obviously this is another Elon bailout. Whatever, keep running up the credit card — money is fake.

that theft machine man was like "you should have to buy intelligence" and then that one with the egg shaped head was like "oh yeah, i will buy that actually bc i've never thought a thought in my life" and yet somehow i am the one who has to have 17 active projects and a full time job so i can live

i celebrate st. patrick’s day as the lord intended, by helicoptering a snake over my head and heaving it at a protestant

Transport Canada survey on vehicle headlights and glare at night tc.canada.ca/en/corporate...

People will say “cancel culture is real” but this guy is still getting work 😔

Your AI slop image is not funny.

When I see someone on social media inventing a guy to be mad at, I take it as them coming the subconscious realization that they don't deserve to be happy.

Joe Kent is neither the worst person you know making a good point nor a broken clock; he’s a notorious antisemite and white supremacist who is blaming Jews to get out of a real job that’s quite difficult right now as we increasingly explode the world and create the conditions for terrorism.

That train is never late.

"So, I was using this LLM and..." I am going to ask you to stop telling this utterly boring story. Thanks.

Imagine having so much swag that your death causes a bad bitch succession crisis

what is skeletor’s ethnicity

If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him

Another of America's crimes against humanity.

Mentally substituting "influencer" with "bullshitter" has never lead me astray.

I’m sitting by Da Funny Smark and I hope something bad happens to him. I’m imperfect, I know, but even if it was a non fatal heart attack that works for me

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

The American Dream is to be erased by the stock ticker after being killed seizing oil for pedophiles.

Liking the new Lamb of God album more than anything they've done since Ashes of the Wake.

In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow

The perfect car decal doesn’t exi-

CHIMING IN FROM OUT OF FRAME: also hundreds of children were killed

Please tip the guy molesting you so you can get on your plane.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

every time you miss a crosswalk in a captcha, a waymo runs over a child

Friends talked me into trying Slay the Spire. I feel like this is what someone's first crack rock is like...

Panzer Division Reddit is executing Operation Bacon Narwhal with extreme prejudice.

as a jew I feel targeted

Canada’s biggest nepobaby complaining about people being rewarded for things they didn’t earn is irony so thick you could cut it with a knife

I would jettison every ai data center, app, and "tool" into a distant star to save a single tree. I would delete everything ever created by claude to preserve a single drop of water. I would pull the plug on every single chatgpt girlfriend/therapist to save a single caterpillar.

If the democrats don’t explicitly state that whiskey Pete Hegseth will be arrested it’s gonna be hard for them to get my vote