Ram Your Way To My Heart, Nya! is a GMless flirt-based rpg for 2 players and 1d8 siege engines

... Selena Gomez flavoured Oreos?

Pakige

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Safe spaces are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Gnosticism

To MBE, to you. (sorry, sorry, I'm trying to delete it).

Die Hard is a diamond of a film. I couldn't write something that tight in a million years. It also would not occur to me to shoot air ducts and cubicle farms with anamorphic lenses like some kind of crazed lens-flare wizard, but that's why I'm not Jan de Bont

I've been doing this as a comedy bit for years, but I do believe it; before I die, I will see the establishment of a Royal Commission on Britain's failure to attract sufficient immigration, and many of today's broadsheet ethnonationalists will be on it

The man appears to have been a horrible racist cunt but famously being a horrible racist cunt doesn't stop you from being british

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

setting up an investment firm called MORIA with a proprietary risk management engine called BALROG

the greatest thing about the invention of cannons that the way you build a fort to defend against cannons is really pretty

This was the unrecorded thirteenth labor of Hercules

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

At the time: Battlefront 2 or Revenge of the Sith (Shut up! It was surprisingly solid!) Now: Rogue Galaxy (yes, I'm one of the three people who played it)

Assuming we're including non-fiction: 18th-Century Infantryman. Uh, not good!

mfw

At the time, probably Tomb Raider: Legend. Now, probably Company of Heroes

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Just watched Die Hard for the first time. It's good!

Fuck off squidward you dirty prick, I’m trying to have a slash

This is what it's all about

yeah I think this is something people mostly don't get: ships + cannon were *unbelievably* powerful. like, the classic outside context problem for most places but even in the context of European land warfare ships were incredibly strong. (Games very rarely represent this well, curiously)

At the time, probably the original Assassin's Creed? (I don't remember if I got Ratchet and Clank later). Now, probs Mass Effect or Portal. I'll go with Portal.

there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction

"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel" "sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

One of the amusements of this time of year is watching the Americans immediately returning to work and instantly dissolving into a fit of rage whilst we all wander around in a sort of cheese based calenderless fugue

The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Every time I watch LotR it hits me that the Rohirric and Gondorian costumes are light years better than any medieval-inspired costumes of the last decade.

Was talking to a bloke over the phone at work and he went "I'm bored of this now, you're annoying" and hung up

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

It's very weird that Babel ended up written like this when Kuang's first book, The Poppy War, contains a chapter where the characters come across the aftermath of a one-for-one fantasy transposition of the Rape of Nanking

John is tongue in cheek, but there's a statistic in Laura Bates new book that 90% of deep fakes made are of women, and if you don't process the implications of that and come out demanding regulation I'm not sure you're reachable.

Quite telling that these lads feel it's *unrestricted TikTok access* that would turn a kid into a dyed-in-the-wool Nazi.

These people fundamentally hate this country. They are not patriots. They are cosplaying authoritarians

We hate woke king charles, don't we, folks *touches earpiece* I'm getting word from my producers,

As we all know, you must be a homogeneous country to create a welfare state. Like Belgium, where in the postwar era everyone was of the Belgian ethnicity and there were no controversies about the language spoken by your neighbours

This year, remember the true Reason for the Season: driving out & utterly destroying the demonic Manchu usurpers & eradicating the false gods of Confucianism!!

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

My Xmas present to you all. The book cover that shows the most mistaken assumptions about the content of all time, I believe.

at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered russian controlled airspace

the Falklands war was an act of imperialism by a European country (Argentina, 97% white) against the indigenous people (the English) of the Falklands and their suzerain, a country with substantial populations from the Global South (the UK, 86% white)

Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??

Today is the only day it's legal to post this

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT sink on his maiden voyage