Tattoo update.

This Week’s Movies Smokey and the Bandit The Magic Crystal Just a Girl on the I.R.T. The Saddest Music in the World

Tattoo in progress

Love this game. Barely more than a walking sim, but an excellent use of 3 hours.

This is the exact same reason TUF is still a thing despite nobody watching it and no network wanting it.

Wanderlei Silva’s appeal of his DQ head butting loss dismissed by Brazil’s National Boxing Council.

Need to stop giving people movie recommendations, but every time I see a request my body responds before my brain can kick in. If there is a hell and my sins bring me there, then this will be my Sisyphean task. Forever telling people about movies they will never watch.

Just gonna tell people that this was prime BJ Penn.

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

This Week’s Movies: Star 80 Dark Angel Tiger Bay Graveyard of Honor

I haven’t said this for a while, but I’ll say it again now: A comedian, no matter how likable, should NEVER be the backbone of your ideological grasp of the world.

Woohoo! @zanesimon.bsky.social & @theeddiemercado.bsky.social are back together again for another fun episode of the 6th Round Post-Fight Show. The "Down Bad Under" episode is up and running. Check it out here and subscribe. themmadrawpodcast.substack.com/p/ufc-perth-...

I am 500% more crazy about treating movie watching as a hobby than I think anyone would realize or make sense of, but the upshot is that I've maintained it that way for the last half dozen years and can easily for the next decade. When it comes to systematizing fun, I am your man.

John Waters’ Alien.

This Week’s Movies: The Poseidon Adventure Onibi: The Fire Within Body Double The Shop Around the Corner

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Cal Raleigh has uncovered that having a huge butt is the new overlooked market inefficiency in baseball. We need a Moneyball 2 about butts

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The owners of tylenol Kenvue spends so much money on advertising. So much. Mostly background stuff that people don't even consciously notice. Losing that is a huge blow to anyone who does anything that needs ad dollars.

The answer has been staring us in the face for decades and American educators refuse to see it. Less homework, more hand written work. The American education system has been reliant on homework for decades to the detriment of a meaningful work/life balance. AI is the wake-up call to change.

Just had my first tattoo consult in more than a decade. Time for new ink.

Come for the Hugo Duarte slander and stay for @kingtypo.bsky.social cursing me because I suggested this to @zanesimon.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/themmadr...

This Week’s Movies: The Heroic Trio Buchanan Rides Alone The Servant Deadly Prey

I doubt most of this lawsuit has any real legs, but if she can successfully sue headgear makers for false safety claims, that'd be great.

Possibly the best western to ever come out of Asia.

Only the MMA Vivisection.

Cannot express how excited I am that Radiance Films is releasing a new blu ray transfer of Malpertuis. One of the most "specific to my interests" film releases of all time.

The less experienced you are, the more prep you should do. Don’t just get out ingredients, measure them all into dishes, chop everything before you cook. And then look at the expected cook time for every step and double it.

Happy fifth anniversary to the Raymond Daniels spinning back kick double tap that absolutely annihilated Peter Stanonik's dick and balls #NeverForget

This week’s movies: Dreadnaught The Window The Fool Whisper of the Heart

Of all bad modern cinema trends, live action animation remakes may be my least favorite.

This should be illegal.

A Heart is a House for Love never gets enough respect. m.youtube.com/watch?v=uEEp...

The defining Hollywood cinematic movement of the 00s was incredibly stupid movies about guys being dudes.

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

Mookie is one of the best people I've ever worked with. Always honored to know him, and I can only hope that things work out the best for him.

This seems like a very @zanesimon.bsky.social kind of post.

Can’t believe the extremely rich gambling addict might owe huge amounts of money.

A masterpiece combo (no joke) Kongo measured the correct height with the left knee, slipped in a quick right knee to the balls away from the ref and followed with a short right hook as the hands dropped. True veteran craft. A master cheater.

I thought Seal already settled this, it was about how cocaine feels on your brain.

Finally coming in hot on the core 90s argument: Star Trek >> Star Wars.

Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD

I'm just going to say, if your 'political' art has to be built using corporately-owned characters who belong to an entertainment conglomerate known for ruthlessly enforcing their intellectual property, maybe it's going to be just a little bit compromised? and I will leave it at that.

So Ortega allegedly fainted? And had to be rushed to the hospital? But they brought him back and threw him on the scale? And now he’s fighting Sterling at LW? The things you can do when you are you own athletic commission in a foreign country. #ufc

I don’t really wear hats but I might for this.

Worth it just to hear @zanesimon.bsky.social and @kingtypo.bsky.social make fun of SBG Ireland for like 30 minutes. So, c'mon degenerate gamblers and bots give a listen! UFC Shanghai Main Card Vivi: Filet Mingyang open.substack.com/pub/themmadr...

Never thought I'd be happy to have my car get side swiped in a hit and run, but it just saved me so much hassle from trying to sell a 15 year old subaru.