vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that

ruh roh

Here at the newspaper where our billionaire owner has explicitly told us what we are and are not to write about we are very concerned about Zohran Mamdani shamefully implying that there are oppressors and the oppressed

Jokic had 10-9-5 in the first quarter btw lmao, and could have easily had more assists if guys hit their shots. #Nuggets

Boy, this is gonna be a real messy sloppy rock fight, huh? #Nuggets

okay

Not ICE. Border Patrol. They’re wearing Border Patrol uniforms with clear Border Patrol patches on them. There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.

i made one

“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese

THE THIEF OF BAGDAD (1924, 8/10) - An absolutely astonishing visual achievement, Raoul Walsh puts together a grand, lavish epic that features not only breathtaking, gargantuan sets but state-of-the-art affects, most of which still look good today.

#NowPlaying THE THIEF OF BAGDAD [1924 / Raoul Walsh] <rewatch, c2008, 7/10>

SLEEPWALKERS (1992, 4/10) - Kind of a wacky little flipped CAT PEOPLE concept but the execution is so janky, the pacing just lurches forward at random intervals, it feels like we're missing big chunks of the narrative that would make this goofy shit feel more earned

I discovered I could watch from the start on Amazon Prime so I've managed to get through the whole game briskly and I'm caught up to live broadcast #Nuggets It's amazing how well the Nuggets play when they're not missing every single 3 for no reason

Aaron Gordon showing off and baptizing a man

And now for something completely different... #NowPlaying SLEEPWALKERS [1992 / Mick Garris] <first viewing!>

THE PLAYER (1992, 10/10) - An absolute masterpiece, a poisoned, curdled sunshine-noir throwback that is also the most devastatingly 1992 Hollywood movie possible, this laconic, soulless universe of casual betrayal and random chance; The Movies! sucks and everyone loves them.

A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.

#NowPlaying THE PLAYER [1992 / Robert Altman] <rewatch; last seen c2006, 10/10>

Seriously though it's Friday and time to start manifesting a great weekend for us all.

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

if you’d like to watchlist and eventually log my imminent film (if the TMDB police don’t erase it 😏) I think it’s gonna be done next week

FOLKS, in all the podcast hubbub, I might have let y’all forget I’m STILL COVERING DREAMCAST GAMES, we’re up to game #91! My triumphant return to the Files covers an entry considered the dirt worst game on the *entire system*: SPIRIT OF SPEED 1937! youtu.be/tsFrNh9DO10?...

very good, makes it very easy to, e.g., encounter a film about disability and then try to see if it perhaps appears in what might be a very helpful list of films about disabilities! better peruse five pages of lists and blow past "ONE MILLION MOVIES THAT TICKLE MY FANCY" and "slays"

personally I think it's awesome that 80% of movies on letterboxd appear on 50 extremely popular lists with names like "movies that are SUPER SICK" populated by like 100,000 titles impossible to navigate and that all of these lists make up the first several pages of what lists a film appears in

I know that my inconsistent release schedule means I don’t get many views with these anymore but I was very proud of this and I SUFFERED FOR THIS ART lolol

Megan Bayne vs. Bozilla Big Meaty Women Slapping Woman Meat 🤼‍♂️

Has someone who does not watch WWE at all but hears about it enough, I legitimately keep forgetting that John Cena isn’t champion because you never hear about anything Cody is doing

Coming THIS MONDAY (11/10) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social: What happened to Emily?

2002 and forever.

FOLKS, in all the podcast hubbub, I might have let y’all forget I’m STILL COVERING DREAMCAST GAMES, we’re up to game #91! My triumphant return to the Files covers an entry considered the dirt worst game on the *entire system*: SPIRIT OF SPEED 1937! youtu.be/tsFrNh9DO10?...

This Santa knows you have been naughty.

8-2. Never in doubt. Lmao #Broncos

The cake I’m getting Sean Payton if they pull this off

Realized it would be easy to metrically recreate the "Thanks Obama" memes with Mamdani. "Thanks Mamdani." Same meter. This is the real parallel between these two

How in the world are they letting Geno back in this game?

Letting Geno keep playing while clearly injured against this Broncos pass rush feels like it should be illegal

Oddly fitting

If Mahomes got hit late like Geno just did, there would be a congressional hearing.

hilarious

Bo Nix is the “why don’t they build the whole plane out of the black box” of quarterbacks

I TURNED IT ON FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL NIGHT AND THE BRONCOS BLOCKED THE PUNT YOU’RE WELCOME

this is definitely showing up in the Epstein Ballroom at the White House

My Amazon feed is behind. I was alerted that Vance Joseph had let me down well before I saw it.

The original Denver unis make these Broncos look so much cooler

the worst part of this would be concluding running for major political office is a more level playing field than trying to get someone to write about your demo

Let’s see what my boys think

one of the TV channels is airing the SNL from February 29, 2020. It's wild.