Coming THIS MONDAY (11/17) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social: Oh yes. There will be blood.

We had to move this one around a few times but I’m so glad we got Esther in the booth because I knew she’d be a delight and I knew she’d be able to pin this stupid fucking movie to the wall with us. We had so much fun flogging this dumb fucking dead horse, CHECK IT OUT

We discuss its baffling narrative structure, go deep on director Scott Derrickson's backstory leading up to this, and ask important questions like "is having an ambition towards philosophical thought enough?" "Is Laura Linney a good actress?" and most importantly, "why is any of this...like this?"

FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social #36 calls in our high-powered special council @capybaroness.bsky.social to legislate THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, a deeply tedious court drama disguised as horror, that postures as philosophical without a single though in its head podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

if you’d like to watchlist and eventually log my imminent film (if the TMDB police don’t erase it 😏) I think it’s gonna be done next week

DON’T MIND THIS BIT OF SELF-PROMOTION BUT I FINALLY DID SOME WORK IN MY OTHER PROJECT

FOLKS! @boxofficegross.bsky.social had a cascade of scheduling hiccups so we resolved to do something silly; we grabbed our pal Shaun Swayne and since we had mentioned it several times recently, we decided to a LIVE COMMENTARY WATCHALONG of "THE SKELETON KEY"!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Coming THIS MONDAY (11/3) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social… Sudden, cascading scheduling conflicts have moved us to make a goofy, spooky little pivot this weekend that we hope you’ll enjoy!!! FEARING IS BELIEVING!!!

We just recorded something extremely stupid and silly for @boxofficegross.bsky.social that you guys will presumably hear on Monday, completely unannounced, so, get hype for that instead of a real episode lol

We also go deep on the previous year’s THE FORGOTTEN, a film with a nominally similar premise that goes in a much, much different direction. This might be our punchiest, funniest episode yet, it was an absolute blast and Katie is always a joy to have, CHECK IT OUT!!!

We discuss the film's impossibly nonexistent legacy for being one of the 20 highest grossing movies of its year, thanks to its preposterous, dishonest script that keeps you intrigued until the moment it reveals it has absolutely no proverbial clothes, despite the rarity of a Jodie Foster performance

FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social Ep.35 MAINTAINS CRUISING ALTITUDE: our wonderful pal @feminaridens.bsky.social returns to the show to help us cover our second straight plane thriller, “FLIGHTPLAN”! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

(This also goes for YOURS, MINE & OURS that I will be scheduling a month out next week, but either way, if you haven't been on an episode and want to be, or were on earlier this year and don't have another one coming up, hit me up!)

And #2, if you are interested in being on the show, we are doing an episode on the first NARNIA movie in about a month, and we do not have a specific guest yet. We have standing offers from some of our lovely #BOGBFFs that I will be thrilled to have on, but if you're interested, let me know!!!

Instead, we'll just throw out the specific invites about eight weeks before the planned recording date, just to check in and make sure you're available and still interested in doing it, and then we'll go on normal procedure from there. Just makes sense and allows for more open process.

So, two pieces of @boxofficegross.bsky.social housekeeping today: 1. For the 2006 season, we're not going to assign everybody their episodes before the year starts. It just feels silly scheduling people to be on a podcast 12 months early lol.

Coming THIS MONDAY (10/27) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social: Surprise! EMILY ROSE had to get rescheduled so instead, please keep your seatbelts fastened because we’re remaining at cruising altitude! "If someone took everything you live for... how far would you go to get it back?”

FOLKS! @boxofficegross.bsky.social ep.34 *takes flight*!!! And even better, we found ourselves seated right next to the lovely and amazing @willowcatelyn.bsky.social! We had so much fun covering Wes Craven’s tightly plotted, increasingly ridiculous RED EYE! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Because I never tire of listening to my brilliant lady talk, some nights while I'm at work I'll listen to what she has to say on friends' pods. Been listening to two recent appearances she's had, tonight. Listen to Willow on @boxofficegross.bsky.social and @itslayspodcast.bsky.social

Coming THIS MONDAY (Oct. 20th) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social!!: Fear takes flight.

At the center of “Tron: Ares” is a woefully miscast Greta Lee (“Past Lives”) and an unfortunately visible Jared Leto ("accusations from underage girls"), making even more unpleasant an already haphazard cinematic headache. joysauce.com/tron-ares-is...

Coming THIS MONDAY (10/13) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social!!!: The Longer You Wait, The Harder It Gets.

FOLKS! On this week’s @boxofficegross.bsky.social, we’ve got the homie @hitfactorypod.bsky.social jumping in to discuss Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese, Andre 3000 and Garrett Hedlund in a highly entertaining, unjustly forgotten genre hit: John Singleton’s FOUR BROTHERS! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Coming THIS MONDAY (10/6) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social!: They came home to bury Mom... and her killer.

We get down and dirty discussing the mind-numbing plotting and popularity of the original show, the film's contemporary lineage of SUPER TROOPERS and JACKASS, its awkward handling of the show's Confederate iconography and a fascinating deep dive into Jay Chandrasekhar's memoirs.

FOLKS, ep31 of @boxofficegross.bsky.social sees the return of my fellow CineMasochist @lcosgrove.bsky.social to discuss an even more disreputable entry on the project, a vintage BOG classic, Jay Chadrasekhar's forgotten adaptation of THE DUKES OF HAZZARD! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Coming THIS MONDAY (9/29) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social One family having so much fun…there oughta be a law.

We discuss this forgotten movie overachieving thanks to its quality cast, good energy and genial humor at play, and the wistful realization that 2005 was basically the last time something this low-key would even get made and released into theaters, and not buried on some streamer backlog.

I feel like dirt today so @boxofficegross.bsky.social ep30 takes me to a much better time: a lovely chat with lovely friend @danielgorman20.bsky.social, back to discuss a lovely movie, the family superhero comedy SKY HIGH! This was SUCH a fun convo, check it out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Coming THIS MONDAY (9/22) to @boxofficegross.bsky.social!! Saving the world…one homework assignment at a time.

FOLKS! This week’s @boxofficegross.bsky.social is a SWEET DAMN TREAT. We have the lovely and charming @srirachachau.bsky.social on to discuss Tim Burton’s CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, a strange, hostile, winding mess of an adaptation. CHECK US OUT! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Reminder that the best way to feel like these people don't exist (other than, of course, not using the Discover feed, which nobody should do anyway unless they hate life and themselves) is to set your replies to followers and following only. Single best change this site ever made, bringing that in.

Coming to @boxofficegross.bsky.social THIS MONDAY (9/15): The factory opens.

I think having a story like this is, like, a requirement for being on our show lol, men and women.

Watched Mystery Men last night as a point of comparison in our @boxofficegross.bsky.social discussion of Sky High. Guess whether or not I remembered to bring up the film Mystery Men when we recorded 🌝

*mostly dire offerings. not mostly fire offerings, these films are not fire lmao

one of my favorite things about @boxofficegross.bsky.social is the larger conversation and observations that are gradually accumulating across these mostly fire offerings. there's a really rewarding continuity that reminds me of my 'what I'll remember' posts/zine pages but in a podcast in real time

Coming THIS MONDAY (9/8) to @BoxOfficeGROSS.bsky.social: Life’s a party. Crash it.

If nothing else, we delve into TopTrumps, Heroclix, and the delicious Flame-Broiled Whopper(©)!

This ended up being one of my favorite episodes of the whole show in my opinion, the film and its other iterations are such a fascinating bunch of swings and misses, all for different reasons, and David brings the goods in charm and research, it’s a lot of fun, CHECK IT OUT!

FOLKS, for Ep27 of @BoxOfficeGROSS.bsky.social we call upon the homie David Neary to pick apart FANTASTIC FOUR! We discuss the difficulty adapting these Silver Age characters, genre's cinema's fundamental buy-in, and that we all secretly kinda liked this? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Coming THIS MONDAY (September 1st) to @BoxOfficeGROSS.bsky.social: Prepare for the fantastic.

FOLKS, @boxofficeGROSS.bsky.social LIVES!! EP. 26!! The delightful Katie Conaglen joins us for a hilarious conversation picking through the wreckage that is Nora Ephron’s befuddling BEWITCHED, a bafflingly misguided meta-adaptation of the forgotten sitcom. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

EXCELLENT NEWS FOR @boxofficegross.bsky.social FANS THE EDIT IS FINISHED. YOU WILL HAVE AN EPISODE TOMORROW MORNING. AND IT'S A *DOOZY*.

FOLKS! A 24hr delay can't stop @boxofficegross.bsky.social!!!! For Ep25, we cover Spielberg's massive WAR OF THE WORLDS, and fittingly, we have two ENORMOUS guests: the great @bilgeebiri.bsky.social and Twitter legend Alex "@thamosdeaf" Watkins. CHECK IT OUT! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

So apologies, there will not be a @boxofficegross.bsky.social episode today, but we will be working to get it out as soon as possible, and to build interest: I told y’all the guests would be exciting, I told y’all I would make it worth your while!!! 💪💪💪

Update for @boxofficegross.bsky.social listeners: We have had a chaotic August so we JUST finished recording our first ep of the month and so I'm going to TRY to get it out by tomorrow but it was a very long episode with a couple bizarre interruptions, so, within reason I will do my best. <3

As referenced on the latest @boxofficegross.bsky.social, the Pittsburgh zoo penguin prominently featured in my diary film Everything Takes Place Even Dreams And you can watch the film here: youtu.be/MFNCqaMUZRw?...

FOLKS it is MY BIRTHDAY and I've already been STUNG IN THE HEAD, so you MUST listen to this week's @boxofficegross.bsky.social ss (Ep. 24!), on MARCH OF THE PENGUINS! We dive into the scant history of blockbuster documentaries and parse our distaste for nature docs podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

FOLKS! @boxofficegross.bsky.social Ep23 grabs the wonderful @feminaridens.bsky.social for HERBIE: FULLY LOADED! We delve into the absolute dumpster fire of the Love Bug franchise, and chronicle Lindsay Lohan’s last project before plummeting into tabloid hell podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...