No way in hell

once when I was working at the movie theater, two older folks came in. the guy comes up to me and points to his red-headed friend and says "I'm sorry, but do you know who she is?" and I said "yes, that's shirley maclaine" and she grins at her friend and says "I fuckin' told you someone would know!"

Too notable for this account, I’m sorry

Whoops!

Even if Messi leaves the tournament with it Mbappe is going to obliterate the goals record

I shit you not the words are: because, recommend, help, and we/us

last night was a pausa de hidratación

Lol Love the idea. I visit my dad's grave, pour out a shot of tequila. Which was how he died, celebrating with a shot. Fell over dead, 63 years. Then leave a chunk of ganja under a stone, attempting to lure my brother to visit. Happy father's day.

Unjustly forgotten player

Miss you woke king

Vitello out

It’s impossible to tell you what it’s like watching Mitch Johnson fuck up on this stage. 20 years ago I was sure no one would ever think about him more than I did

You have to wonder if a team will ever do the double

Adam Silver should have to do a dunk tank during every replay review

This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a basketball player crashing into our old mayor to a person who's celebrating a new business that's opening

It’s a shame Dolan tried to kill the vibes but winning in defiance of a legendarily shitty owner would be so good

Despicable tournament

Tulsa King is so fascinating: Originally called "Kansas City King" but changed to take advantage of new Oklahoma tax credit Immediately ditched Oklahoma for Atlanta for S2-S4 Spin off Series set in New Orleans relocated to Texas for new tax credit Season 5 set in NYC because of new tax credit

Someone please explain to me how Rutgers was bad last year

Real ball

Giants are in their “It’s a great time out” era. To endure it, you must abandon desire, dissolve the self, and accept that games are merely illusions passing through consciousness.

Maciej Lampe erasure

Knicks need to call on Pubes once again

THE REMATCH

You hate to see a dynasty end like this

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Eze not as bad as the Simone Zaza miss but it’s up there

Finally a snack for athletes

Can the Knicks do the double?

Remembering the last time the Knicks were in the finals and Conan sent Pubes to unnerve the Spurs youtu.be/5DEWdPdPwpY?...

Wut

Darren Lewis CF-RF Debut: 1990 - Retired: 2002 BOS - CIN - OAK - CHW - CHC - SFG - LAD

Silver’s meals in the west vs east

Guardian list is too dull to talk about

It should be Jeff Bezos, I am not kidding

Fine with the Giants being terrible except when playing the Dodgers

one of the worst cases of poster's disease I've ever seen

God bless @cjzero.bsky.social, forever eagle-eyed, for proving I am not a crackpot, Bon Jovi Autographed Shirt-Wise

I know injured players don't usually go to the podium, but we can probably make an exception for Jalen Williams on a night where he appears to be wearing a Bon Jovi "Slippery When Wet" T-shirt autographed by the band, can't we?

researching probiotics

Shocking from Roger

incredibly beautiful collection of guys

Best opening credits of all time and I don't think it's close

First of what I hope will be a series of posts on Frederick Wiseman movies.

absolute scenes

The best thing I can say about John Sterling is I regularly make up parody home run calls for non-Yankees, can't say that about any other announcers