Pinstripes is an anagram for Penis Trips

The only Big Noon Saturday I acknowledge is antique shopping in a rental car

happy 70th to the still prescient & ecstatic & terrifying @howl-bot.bsky.social. you don't look a day older than the eternal Now!

Not going to be possible to ever sum up how I feel about Dolly

Are they trying to fucking Kirk Gibson the Dodgers

Dodgers bullpen should just cut out the middleman and start throwing pitches at my dick

"I say we leave him in"

Thank you to whoever duct taped Dave Roberts to the bench for those last two outs

It’s time for Dodger baseball

Maureen Biologist

Feeling very 2023 in here I better not see Cookie Man

I think D2 went out of business 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Love this album so much, excited to watch this.

Been hooked on a couple little point shoots the last month or so and the last sentence here nails it

🌅 on Thursday, October 2, 2025 at 06:56 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌃 Fair/clear Temperature: 12.8° Relative Humidity: 56.64%

NEXT ARRIVES THE HOUR OF LIGHT SNACK AND RETURN SOME EMAILS. THEN SOX-YANKEES.

I have a friend at MLB that I have never asked for anything in the 10+ years I’ve known him. I just told him to complain about this for me and he did. Now he is making oppo taco jokes at my expense.

I think Gary finally starting smoking weed. Definitely getting one of these.

Bateman with the Commodore hoodie gotta know if he’s nachos or chicken

LIKE….

Show 'em what you're made of, Hermie! 🙃🎬🧢

I have loved this album for my whole music life. Listened to it like 3 days ago.

🧢 Go Dodgers 🧢 Go Dodgers 🧢

Altmans Ranked: 1. Robert

First playoff game already giving people heart attacks. Bodes well.

This was supposed to be a series of 29 pieces that I hilariously stopped after 1. It would be pretty pointless to take it back up without local commercials tho

It was a huge blow to the culture (me) when the MLB stopped playing local commercials on the radio feed last year. Made even worse this year by the constant repetition of this Starlight Vocal Band anachronistic ass Mountain Dew commercial and no one knows what I’m bitching about

Alex Winter must have found a genie bottle with a PR person in it. In haven’t heard this much “organic” buzz about one album in a week since his solo one last year

Might add “slop”

Hope I never have to read this bum’s name ever again. A multi decade leech on the city.

No Context Continental Wrestling

Finally reading Deliver Me From Nowhere. It’s great. Zanes makes himself present as an author in the best way. That’s not reflected here because this is verbatim excerpt from an interview but I identify so hard with Bruce’s psycho creative process/vision. This is often how the sausage gets made.

Lots of things are still cool as hell, like this

Broke every bone above the waist after being launched out a window and falling down each zig zagging level of a fire escape from laughing at the site of a cnn dot com paywall so hard

These are the 2 best things I drank for the week of 9/22/25

From the "Walking Distance" series: "Drive (Thru)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023 (private collection) #art

I can't stop watching this. I want to see John Madden broadcast it with a telestrator. The best part with when officer Goonstomp McDickhole gets picked by a flimsy-ass bike lane divider.

Sauna police / Arrest this man He brought his kid / He also brought his phone / Despite the clearly posted signs

After 10 years I understand. He reposted this because his AI voice is deeper. That’s it.

La Securité at Union Pool very good check em out drummer was a madman

A “love it or leave it” campaign focused on the country’s most diverse areas and aimed at racist slobs sounds pretty good to me

Spanish food is high in amigo acids

MAXIMUM STEVE

There’s a Turner Classic University??

A true classic