Cooper sharp is the best american cheese but its like second to last on any cheese ranking list. Grow up and eat real cheese

Love to discover painful lumps in my body

the Godzilla theme is truly one if the greatest pieces of movie music of all time.

Eat shid nerds

I had a good day today

Hunter Biden throwing haymakers

Hegseth aligning himself rather directly with the soldiers *defending* the beaches at Normandy, who were, and you might find this surprising, not the Americans or Canadians or British, but rather, and this is interesting, the

Wemby is actually bad in 82-0

🎵I would kill myself if you asked me too🎵

“43 year old suburban house mom” is one of my top porn searches

Saw this for the first time last night and i simply cannot get the song out of my head. One of the catchiest songs ive ever heard

Today is gonna be ROUGH. The shareholders are going to hate me.

I just dont understand how hes not the biggest act in country or whatever

Bout to see Marcus King again. Necessity

Sal Masakela has had a cool career

I love Room For Squares and i love John Mayer

Im sorry, is this the best NYT can do for sports reporting

Dont work tomorrow and i double dosed and i cant feel my knees

President Trump thank you sir I didn’t like meat anyway

This good?

82-0 makes me watch Chris Webber highlight videos

Would pay $4000 to have righteous gemstones removed from my memory so i could watch it again new

I love how the stats per decade turn an 82-0 team into 68-14. Im sorry, but this team is not losing a game in their primes.

One of the best things about baseball is the term Shove for good pitching

Dyslexic Rock and Roll Music Critic: Roland Rock

I also was in that CBS meeting and i called that guy a shrimp dick. Didnt fire me tho

Closest i could get on first try to a team that could have played together. 51-31, 4 seed.

“Only member of ZZ Top without a beard is names Beard” ass post

Got 72-10 on hard mode first try

At a minor league baseball game which is doing both kids night and dog night. And because its minor league baseball its also autism night. I am OVERSTIMULATED

This is one of the worst ones yet

Im pretty high and I was watching Rocky 4 and Dolph Lundgren came on screen and i thought “i love that song by Band of Horses” and i went to play it but it was Detlef Shrempf.

Did ESPN shift everything off of ESPN+??? I cant watch shit there anymore. Havent been able to watch a single softball game. Its fuckin lame.

Hmm, bit of criticism here: if you are going to marry someone else, at least respond to my email with a denial. No response is not professional

My wife is getting in great shape, ran a marathon, now doing strength training, getting a slammin body. My one pair of work khakis are now too tight on me because i get high every night. She’s about 6 months from having a boyfriend, right?

We should be able to hire Dave England to 2foot kick people like Jared Polis in the head.

I was really high and drunk when i posted this but it doesn’t make it any less correct

Me bidding on a storage unit that has a bunch of vials of jeffrey epsteins nut: yuuuuuuuppp

Wait will MLS put out a pride top even though they wont play again until July? The pride tops are my favorite every year. #doop

Happy Pride Month. Charlie Kirk is dead as fuck

Ok you know who is a good knockout tourney manager? Who is young and energetic and charismatic? Who plays a back 3? Who has experience with the best CB we have? Who is also looking for a job? Thats right, Oliver Glasner will be the next US manager #USMNT

I was making an online reservation for a pretty fancy restaurant and they ask you to upload a selfie so they can recognize you at check in and I accidentally uploaded this

They should make another Telly Savalas

Gonna sappy dad post for a second: my kid is playing a ton of softball right now for 2 teams. She is starting to learn to pitch. She caught a few innings earlier. She is getting better but is struggling with the bat right now but shed got a great attitude. Snagged a cool liner back to the mound too

Thinking this: getting high

Senegal warm up tops are outrageous

Mauricio Pochetino has real strong Jim Adkins vibes

Ive repeatedly said this is one of the best movies of the decade. Its a PERFECT movie