laughed way too hard at this

if theres one thing my power likes to do its “go out”

no tats on the right arm cuz its strictly for buckets

msw: newly divorced, looking for my second wife, please respond if you are

highly speculative stock, but im buying it hand over fist in Carlsberg as Beer Of The Summer

elissa slotkin sucks but is a big problematic would for me

had a legendary run in ranked knockout earlier

i find Aaron Nola so relatable, a man who can be in complete control for extended periods of time and then suddenly and without warning give up the longest home run you have ever seen

Poch taking that Madrid job next weekend

lol jesus christ

every podcast ive heard about national team people talk about this team getting to the quarters. what, before this, has indicated this team might be able to do that?

mckennie is the best player we have, just everywhere being positive all the time.

Turner shoulda had that, cmon man

i cannot tell who is who in this #usmnt game

wife ran 21 miles this morning and i just took a nap lol

Bunny Shaw just doing whatever and anything she wants lol

miedema doesnt need feet

is there a microphone IN the ball in the manchester derby?

just realized Gio Reyna and Seb Berhalter are in camp together. what do you do to a guy whose family publicly accused your dad of being a wife beater? #usmnt

does this replay show a significant leg injury??

no guy has ever said the name of the movie they’re in better than this guy

Mark Strong is very high on the That Guy list. approaching S Tier levels

🤠 　　　　　💯💯💯 　　　　💯 　💯　💯 　　　👇🏽　 💯💯　👇🏽 　　　　　💯　 💯 　　　　　💯　　💯 　　　　　 👢　　👢 howdy. im the sheriff of flipping my car. im gon flip my car

howdy im tiger woods im the sheriff of flipping my car

the union sold their best players… at least they signed good ones to replace them. what? oh. well at least they are doing well still. what? oh well at least theres a clear message from ownership and management. what? oh well at least there is no weird off the field stuff. what? oh well at least ther

Flummoxed at the sight of a Guatemalan women selling fruit at an intersection, he spills bits of cherry tobacco all over his pre-weathered denim as he fumbles to load and aim his pipe. Panicked and blinded by flop sweat, he reaches for his handgun and takes a deep drag.

LOL?? “happy veteran’s day to my Nazi Grandfather”

my god Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy just looks so fuckin good

dr santos gonna kill herself?

saw this last year or the year before and it was my daughter’s favorite thing in the world for a while

Have you read this? www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

ireland noooooo

lets GO

solid mail day @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

come down and get great deals on everything from jizz covered lamps to jizz covered mini-fridges

three big ass military planes flying information over Wilmington right now what’s that about?

i love taco bell as much as the next person, but I’m sorry if you were frequently ordering the purple Baja blast you are a lunatic

studying for a state licensing exam, and i love to skip the entire ethics section in the book and just take the quiz. ethics are always the easiest part of these exams! unethical people almost always know they are unethical! a child knows this stuff

this really is a 10/10 album

you ever listen to Alice in Chains and go Damn

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forget who mentioned Phosphorescent the other day but cant stop listening. “mama theres wolves in the house”

happy opening day everyone!!!

the backyard got antipasto salad??

why work when Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is on prime?

i loved this album lol

gave a bottle of good italian wine to my 80yo from naples, and he forced a trade. hes into asian beer right bow and gave me a few sapporos and kirin