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I’m howling.

This is basically what all the studios did to themselves in the last 5 years. You trained the average audience that they can just wait 2 weeks for something to watch at home and to not see something in theaters! Can't put the toothpaste back in the tube

Man this is a guy who worked for him saying that, lol

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen.

Truly blessed with the announcement of a new Converge album

I wish to unsubscribe from Olivia Nuzzi updates

We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there

Highly recommend seeing Death To All if you get a chance. RIP Chuck Schuldiner

Have mostly been watching Jackie Chan movies this month and I foresee that continuing next week

New album releases today I will be listening to. Ben Quaid - Wisher Lamp of Murmuur - The Dreaming Prince in Ectasty Bell Witch & Aerial Ruin - Stygian Bough II Demon King - Death Knell Homefront - Watch It Die music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

John Fetterman won't see your mean posts, but I will and will be liking them all

Hearing reports out of PA that Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol! jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?

These psychopaths terrorized American citizens just to make a propaganda snuff film about them playing cops.

Outside of the ethical aspect of AI commercials, it just looks like dogshit and inconsistent. Why is "good enough" acceptable on a corporate level now?

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

These Epstein emails are getting insane

This Trump/Epstein stuff is so typical of a modern political "scandal," in that ... we know he did it. He knows he did it. Everyone knows he did it & everyone knows that everyone knows he did it. There is zero "did he do it?" involved here. The whole thing is about ... what, exactly?

If only CK was still alive to share his wisdom and defend his pedophile president

I would make an argument we're not being mean enough to this useless ogre

Complaining about the runtime of an Avatar movie is a sign of weakness

Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime

WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE IN AN EMAIL FROM 2015: "it's kinda weird how much [THE CURRENT PRESIDENT] knows about my sex crimes"

I wish not to see that evil woman's mullet ever again

After many months I have finally competed Alan Wake 2 and all its DLC. Some of the most creative narrative I’ve seen in a game

New album releases today I will be listening to: Drain - ...Is Your Friend Pupil Slicer - Fleshwork Astronoid - Stargod The Mountain Goats- Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan Danny Brown- Starust Squint- Drag (EP) music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

If you think about how much Trump was helped by sending out physical stimulus checks it really highlights how much he wants SNAP recipients to suffer. He could go on TV and lie "Despite the Democrat shutdown I am personally releasing SNAP funds" and get full credit. But he won't.

"Subway guy...not guilty of assault...[Joker voice] wait'll they get a load of me"

Letterboxd still down so the people must wait for my review of Wayne's World 2 to drop

Not familiar with his story, is there a reason why an attorney might be present in a Michael Jackson biopic?

This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts

Sometimes you just have to put on Born To Run and remember it's still a great album

Downingtown Democrat Erica Deuso easily defeated her Republican opponent, Richard Bryant, to become PA's first openly trans mayor.

A night without doomscrolling

Cuomo gave the worst concession speech I've ever seen. I guess it's a technicality since Trump never actually conceded in 2020 but still that was disgusting. Hopefully he's remembered as a bitter creep that people hated.

Is it a sign of a mental breakdown to have a Instagram story list that looks like it could be morse code

Today we celebrate Cuomo Boys taking L’s

Dick Cheney. What can you say. It gets no more "Rest in Piss" than that guy

The Tenet theory of politics: "Don't try to understand it. Feel it"

Why does an IT prequel TV series have a military subplot

Never shared Aubrey’s costume from Halloween. She didn’t like the wig

@ihavethatonvinyl.com music.apple.com/us/album/the... Not sure if you've listened to this album yet, but I think it would be up your alley! 10 songs 24 minutes

Seeing Cuomo eat shit twice in the same year will be fun

They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd