The people are cheering for Tallboy Fridays

The type of phone addiction that has you hooked on the Peacock app

I shouldn't have to know who The Woke Ginger is

doge really did select hires on the basis of "too young to understand that they will likely have personal legal liability" didn't they

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Got engaged today. 10/10

@mikelennial.bsky.social Healthy !

Jordan Davis is a real one and showed at a DIY show in Philly last night

On X, the everything app, they have taken away night mode unless you turn your entire phone into night mode. Another masterful gambit!

One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years.

For any Deadguy fans, this a must listen! music.apple.com/us/album/let...

Purchased this for my Bandcamp Friday contribution. For fans of black metal and Moby Dick

Get ready for the brand new messaging that paying $5 a gallon for gas is patriotic

Job numbers are now woke

The concept of preferring to be called Markwayne over Mark

what fresh hell

The war on Iran is far too complex, that's why I reached out to an AI character that just so happens to agree with everything I think

Why does every local business use that same AI generated design template? Everything looks grey and like shit now!

Fetterman all-in too, support for war with Iran pretty clearly at least correlated with likelihood to get your head stuck in a cookie jar because there's a picture of a sexy lady inside

It's entirely possible Gavin Newsom is unaware podcasts are recorded

Lydia Tár's concert tonight in Tel Aviv has been canceled

Maybe someday we can stop treating Trump supporters like infants

good morning mr president heres your daily read out on the war in iran…no sir, i didnt catch kimmel last night…yes sir, very mean and nasty sir…no sir ive never heard of joyce carol oates either sir

Moving from GoodReads to StoryGraph so add me on there

Jordan Davis is a real one and showed at a DIY show in Philly last night

Angel rewatch complete Season rankings: 2,3,5,1>>>>4 It’s a miracle that season 5 is so good after such a disaster. Still hate everything they did with Cordy after season 3 but a great series finale.

Dear President Senile Pedophile Hitler, Won’t you listen to reason?

The price of a Mikey Miles cameo

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

To be clear, Kansas Republicans rushed through a confusing and disastrous bill, created a panic, and wasted untold number of tax dollars all to target 300 out of the nearly 3 million people in the state.

this is so god damn funny

Not going into details, but there is a section of the government that is regularly using bad/ inaccurate statements from AI that we are having to constantly correct at my job

he has run against two absolute goofs including Doug Mastriano who eats lead for fun, I'm not gonna give him that much credit

Death, taxes, Guided By Voices announcing a new album

Even if the person talking wasn't a dying pedophile I would have better things to do than ever watch a SOTU

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

The famous apolitical act of partying with the head of the FBI

Listening to 2004 The Punisher soundtrack just to feel like I'm going through a divorce and losing custody of the kids

I don't normally keep up with modern comics, but the Absolute Batman run from DC has been phenomenal

She’s perfect

Punisher: War Zone is awesome

Perfection

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check