Maybe world leaders should call him a pedophile protector just to see what happens

As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good

trump 2019: i barely knew him. a lot of people knew him much better than i did. but he was a creep. trump 2026: we can clone jeffery and i think we will. i do. you take some of the DNA and a tube and bing there's a new jeffery. i don't see why we wouldn't.

3 day weekend mode

We must abolish the Mets

Meanwhile somewhere in Pittsburgh John Fetterman has been found rolling down a hill chasing a wheel of cheese

We made it

Primate is so fun!!

Getting physical media early before street date🔥

timeline cleanser www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...

Tim Walz punting on 4th and 1

at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot

The children yearn for The Bone Temple

This is what our taxes are going towards, white supremacists terrorizing children and families in states that didn't go for Trump

Made my first Carbonara

Nobody respects him and nobody’s afraid of him anymore

The Eagles need less Italians on the coaching staff

spending all these resources illegally detaining someone trying to go to a doctor's appointment while pedophiles run our country

I can't believe this asshole has infected the last decade of our lives and it's just supposed to continue

Sharing this clip from a Tubi original, Suspicious Lea. I rewinded to watch this a few times

We are Scott Adams just doesn't have the same ring to it

Abolishing ICE is more popular than just about every politician in this country.

The Democrats really sent this guy to Michigan to rally the youth in the last election

The article appears to be partly paywalled and I would encourage anyone who can afford it to subscribe, Slate's got a hell of a sale going right now and subscriptions are how they can afford to pay freelancers for articles like this one For my fellow brokies, though:

It’s gotta feel really good to be so hated that you have to wear a mask in public all of the time so your neighbors don’t know what your job is.

Students at Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis are walking out to protest ICE days after a clash between U.S. Border Patrol agents and protesters at the school. 📸: Jerry Holt

Time to bring this energy back

"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭

This is simply not good enough effort from the offense

Made gochujang potato stew for the game. Go Birds

Need the Eagles to be very nasty to the 49ers defense

No surprise on my rewatch of Buffy/Angel, but Faith is a top tier character

this is the bare minimum i expect from anyone that wants my vote

Having many [redacted] thoughts this afternoon

i do not think these people are in touch with reality or the vast majority of normal people this country. they are brain poisoned by being online. normal people are not and none of this shit plays with them

i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane

Robocop is still one of the greatest movies of all time

Perhaps a winning message for Dems would be shutting down Polymarket/Kalshi

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Never a bad time to repost this

i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop

Working on healthier habits this year, like not seeking out things that will just make me mad

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Going to say I don’t think people should be adding more red meat to their diets. Embrace the power of beans!

The last movie I took my parents to was Jackass Forever. A true family bonding activity

Oh what a nice day for this news to drop

They're trying to normalize any protester as "Domestic Terrorists" so they can freely shoot anyone they want

I think that's the right message