I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Juiceless presidency, nobody even cares the 3rd time this happens. Truly feels over

Quick browse on Facebook

Stacked music day, but wanted to highlight Philly's own My Wife's An Angel for the best album title of the year. Insane live act knifehitscollective.bandcamp.com/album/keep-h...

The first photo here is fake. A still from the same moment shows that Trump's head wasn't drooping like that. Also, he'd just adjusted his tie, which is why the guy two to the left of RFK is looking at him. Actual still at right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ctx...

Seeking counseling after having a great hang with friends

if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty

I remember on my 2nd date with my now fiancé her asking me what concert I was seeing the next day and having to say with a straight face "Cattle Decapitation"

The moderate position is throwing RFK Jr into a well

In regards to the movie "Michael" coming out in theaters this weekend

It's so funny how much of a company man Cena is

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Sources tell me Bluesky is stable Please God

Do you think they would have incorporated 9/11 into the Truman Show?

Trying to get more recognition for this cool band, Stuck, from Chicago that came through our local DIY event space on Friday. New album Optimizer is their best yet stuckchi.bandcamp.com/album/optimi...

I fell for a psyop I saw on TV that convinced me to eat a cheeseburger

Picked up some essentials over the weekend

It's probably fine if you don't file your taxes on time. Nothing really matters anymore

"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born

Had a living in PA moment of nearly hitting a deer on the way home last night

the only thing the Sixers are missing in their doomed history is a high-ranking executive appearing in the Epstein fil-- hold on, I am getting some info here

my NBA playoffs look

Guy who was on the fence about Melania's Epstein connections

My vote for best fast food is a styrofoam box full of lamb over rice from basically any halal truck

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Fetterman dropped on Iran as a gesture of reconciliation with Democrats

Pretty rude I'm still getting emails in the middle of all of this

The dog is out in the yard happily rolling around on her back in the sun and I’m looking out the window at her like are you even taking this threat seriously you piece of shit

Would be a great day to get some “Really Big News”

Katherine Applegate rocks

when your dad takes you to Chili’s happy hour at 3 in the afternoon to explain why mom asked him to move out

Feeling great shame for having a $4 credit card charge for a game of Golden Tee where I ended up scoring +10

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Never make a post you’re not ready to walk out on in 30 seconds

Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover.

Space stuff is very cool when Elon Musk is not involved

Be careful folks, today is April Fool's Day, which means that the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive. Don't worry though, tomorrow we will be back to normal, and the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive.

Once you start planning a wedding you care less that a beer at concert costs $12

A good night to watch some dads run around in a circle pit

Thank you to the undisputed GOAT and concert buddy @mikelennial.bsky.social

Watching through Mad Men and not a single character has looked at the screen and said "It's wrong I'm cheating on my wife at home"

April Fools is already a terrible day online and now brands are expanding it into a week long event

Criterion sale haul

Need this to cleanse the TL from the awful stone steak video

Have been seeing Tigers Jaw since I was 21

Putting this on my wedding registry