don’t ask me why, but this actually makes sense

>parents split up >theyre not looking for clues

Nancy 7/3/26

the only pledge of allegiance i am standing for today

a work of art

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Hey chefs, listen up! Win this auction and you can force your opponent to carry this loaded gun in their dominant hand for the remainder of this challenge.

heard a firework

Nothing cleanses the soul of jingoistic bullshit like a little Woodie Guthrie

Time Machine and one bullet, I'm going back and lining up hitler and the guy who invented Monopoly.

Ko-fi Headshot Commission Columbo for @objelisks.space

Meet the Fockers was too cowardly to actually name the family the Fuckers

listen HP fans: they are trying to keep the real hogwarts away from you. go on the bridge, jump towards the train, a world of magic awaits

the time of the ascii artist has arrived. stand up, rise up. |\/\/\/| | | | | | (o)(o) C _) | ,___| | / /____\ / \

Bowling is the ultimate test of skill versus time and inebriation

Happy July 3rd to those still celebrating

good timing robocop

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

good morning

Fucking incredible thumbnail

found this ancient video in my phone's download folder

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

C'mon maaan

absolutely fucking outrageous question/answer combo from this game from the 2000s

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 28,1972

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

ready the crabs, boys

uhhhh yeah, i "remember" the "90s swing revival"

Robocop. No I'm serious. Robocop is the definitive movie about America, a place where everything from a cop's violent death to urban decay to police brutality are all immediately latched onto for potential profit, the only thing that matters at the end of the day.

Postal 2

🤙

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE

obviously love this

The absolute state of gaming in the big 2026

Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber

On the last day of Pride Month, happy Trans Pride, now and forever and ever and ever, Amen.

an important idea struck me

Announcement! We're trying something new: Gary and I will be streaming from my place on Thursday, July 2 at 3pm Pacific time. This stream will be available on both Twitch and Patreon. Come hang out. twitch.tv/duckfeedtv patreon.com/duckfeedtv www.patreon.com/duckfeedtv/p...

You know the rules of riding in this car- No skipping the 4 minutes of coqui frogs before the song starts

Burning my "outta my way I'm trying to impress Jodie Foster" hat

having a son is changing the youtube recs game

DELTARUNE CH5 PRIDE MONTH SECRET 1000000% REAL

yup