Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I wonder what it would take to do tree surgery. Say that some asshole cuts down an ancient tree; like a dismembered finger, I feel like you should be able to re-attach it to the stump and get most of the functionality back - maybe even all of it, since trees have such slow metabolism?

It really is mindblowing how the supposed business geniuses of the world can bet trillions of dollars on a technology no one wants, then whine that no one is using it. Have you tried inventing something people *do* want?

Children of Men (2006) is a dark, dystopian science-fiction film set in the near future, where women can no longer bear children and anyone who wants to become a parent has to become trans. It's the sick, liberal fantasy come true. I assume. I never saw it.

Oh, to be a North Sentinelese tribesman. Your entire life is filled with spooky stories about the demon people from the water, but they rarely come anymore. You pick up another magical, colorful trinket from the shoreline - a new water jug, perhaps? - and casually stroll back home. There's no rush 😌

Idea: an off-road vehicle controlled by a concrete treadmill on top, so you can take nice walks in nature without having to deal with the disgusting forest floor 😌💡

I guess the US is officially gassing its own citizens now. Cool.

#VibesToday 🥰

If there's one thing every country can take away from the US's recent aggressions, it's that every country needs a nuke 😌

Så oändligt äcklad över hur Trump kan bryta mot både Amerikanska och internationella lagar för att kidnappa Maduro och sätta hela Venezuela i gungning - *explicit* för att stjäla deras olja - och Sveriges regering kommer ut direkt och säger "Coolt! Snyggt jobbat! 😃👍"

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

Everyone in the world must immediately stop buying things from the supermarket or use websites and only support small, local companies. "bUt i'M PooR anD hAVe KiDs tO FeEd!!" "bUt I neEd tHe iNtERneT" "isN'T tHe rEAl PRoblEm cAPItaLism aS a sYStem AnD nOt IndIvidUAL cOnSUmpTiOn?" shut up

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

some crystals studies, each took approximately 30 minutes #art

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

I think it's kinda funny and interesting how Battlefield 6 - a game about war in the near future - has almost no depiction of modern drone warfare. It's as if that technology is still so young and weird and unbalanced that they can't include it

I don't think I've ever been so moved by WW2 footage. It's so easy to reduce the Holocaust to numbers and pictures, but here they are: clear, vivid human beings slaughtered like cattle and left to rot. ⚠️ Warning! ⚠️ Contains uncensored close-up pictures of dead bodies. youtu.be/mgwWq2cp2qM?...

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Regeringen går vidare med förslag om sänkta socialbidrag för att få in fler på arbetsmarknaden. Hoppas de inte glömmer att få in några jobb på arbetsmarknaden också 🙂

An electrician who makes all his own batteries

Omg, I just had the most fucked-up thought. When you're dreaming, what is your consciousness actually doing? Perceptually, you're in some other reality, right? So, how is that any different from The Matrix? The universe is capable of hosting Matrixes inside sleeping brains!

Watching Star Trek: TNG for the first time, and you gotta wonder; is it automatic, or is it someone's job to mop up all the cum in the holodeck?

It fucking sickens me how some people neither labor nor coast through life; they choose to lick the boots of the most evil people on the planet

Under my regime, the tech industry must have all new technologies approved by a citizen jury who assess 1) what problem the tech is attempting to address and 2) whether it actually addresses it

Kinda bummed that we never got to see The Expanse do a christmas episode

It's kinda fucked how, if you try to build a bomb, you go to jail - but if you try to build AGI and you say "yeah I think it has like a 20% chance of killing us all", then you get billions of dollars, a bunch of interviews and a meeting with the president

virus: hehehe that looks like a delicious 37 degree celsius body for me to infect... behold, the power of a billion years of evolution! body: whoops, better crank it up to 38 virus: oh nooo *dies*

Really beautiful stories in the comments here about the various last meals people gave their dogs - chocolate or not 🥲♥️ When I go, give me a full liter of heroin, please 😌

BREAKING: Trump is cutting ties with MTG From Truth Social: "I don't know what happened but lately the FORMERLY great MTG has joined the RADICAL LEFT!! There used to only be wizards and dragons but I hear now they have these SPIDERMAN cards! SPIDEYS A MENACE TO NEW YORK I hear hes NOT A GREAT GUY

Herregud. Se detta! Danmarks socialdemokratiska (!) statsminister jämför olika politiska förslags viktighet. Dystopiskt och surrealistiskt.

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

I really wanna buy one of those full-scale butt sex toys and connect it to an air pump; thus enabling the production of the world's longest fart. I'd call it... "Society"

Happy Dick Cheney Death Day, I guess 🎉

The problem with holding celebrities accountable under the law is that everyone knows them and are biased - but finally, I have the solution: We simply borrow a few people from uncontacted tribes each year and employ them as judges! This will be very confusing to them, but mutually beneficial.

In the 4th book of The Expanse, a small group of an ethnic minority settles a planet before a powerful corporation swoops in with the deed to the land. Tensions rise, people die, but of course, the settlers have no chance to resist colonization. The name of the corporation's ship? The Edward Israel

Saw a partial LIDL logo on a shirt, thought it was Milhouse

omni.se/a/KMQg4o Ursäkta?? Liberalerna - det liberala partiet, liberalismens högborg - vill lagstifta vad två vuxna, samtyckande personer gör i sitt egna sovrum?? Libera- okej, vet ni, ju mer jag säger det, desto mindre förvånad blir jag.

Oh, plot twist - the invasion of foreigners was orchestrated by the deep state I didn't much care for this campaign, but at least there wasn't any politics 😌

In these times of division and conflict, I do think there's one thing we can all agree on as a people: The little strings that fall off the banana when you peel it, those are wires, right? They connect the soft inner fruit to the peel, and thus to the tree, right? We're all thinking about this.

10 billion humanoid robots. That's 6.66 robots for every single car on the planet. Imagine rush hour in Tokyo or NYC; now double the amount of people because more than half is gonna be a fucking clanker. Truly a generational thinker, this guy

Svensk sjukvård fungerar på en simpel idé: om vi bokar in dig om några månader så går dina symptom antagligen över innan ditt besök! Systemet funkar 🙂👍

297 miljoner i vinst förra året. Men populära vägkrogen Chopchop döljer en värld av brännskador, övervakningskameror och livrädda, kinesiska gästarbetare. Läs vpr granskning! arbetet.se/2025/10/21/s...

Tried introducing two cats to musical instruments; they were terrified and rejected the music. Truly, this is what Prometheus must've felt like.

Sounds like Wong Kai voted for the Wong Gai

Also, subscribing to organized religion is such absolute limp-dick cuck shit Catholic guy: "here's what I believe in" A guy with a big hat: "no, your beliefs are wrong" Catholic guy: "oh my god, my god - why hast thou forsaken me??? 😭"

No.