Every cat is a baby.

There’s too much to do. Feeling stretched right now.

Poll: If you were a picky eater as a kid but you've expanded your horizons as an adult, has your family given you shit every time you mention eating something you wouldn't have eaten growing up?

You might not know this but if a siren comes through the mic on a podcast and nobody says "Oh no, they're coming to get me!" they will execute you. they will hang you from the neck until dead

I’m just amazed at how little care is put into everything. Just batch process those bad boys, no budget for the time to watch the ep at 2x speed to see if anything weird shows up.

People will pop up and say that as long as any human ever makes a mistake, robo-taxis cannot be held to a higher standard than humans. This ignores the fact that you cannot hold a robot accountable for destruction it causes and the American government is unwilling to punish careless corporations.

I spent damn near all day implementing something stupid, and something very cool.

Meaty Sticko Kitty Snacko

An advent calendar that plays an unintelligible whisper every day you open it until Christmas Eve when a guy shows up to punch you square in the gut as hard as he can.

I wonder if I should be worried that I have never, at any point in my life, felt like an adult.

The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.

holy fucking shit how did i not see this one until now

I'm always proud of the shirt designs, but I'm very proud of this shirt design.

What can change the nature of a podcast? Turns out, it's starting a new season of Real Lich Hours about Planescape: Torment. The first episode of the season is free, but be sure to use the code DUCKFRIDAY25 to subscribe! www.patreon.com/posts/planes...

I found something very stupid to do for Duckstream

brb, wearing the five car payments that make me stand like urkel

This piece makes many good points but I worry that the right targets trans people because it makes them feel good, not because it wins them elections.

I can’t get enough crow challenges. youtube.com/shorts/KNG7w...

*pounding on a table* Planescape Planescape Planescape PLANESCAPE PLANESCAPE PLANESCAPE

when even jp morgan doesn't want obvious financial ties with you

All the way back in 2014 I was talking about how fandom culture growing and consuming more aspects of life was really bad news. I was referring to the incipient GamerGate campaign at the time, which became a primary vector for the horrors we live with every day. It’s a framework for corrosion.

It’s very funny when the “have fun being poor!” crowd tries to fall back to a position of solidarity with each other

I'm streaming more Total Chaos right now! Come watch, I'm led to believe that things will be chaotic. twitch.tv/duckfeedtv

Give me the tooth gel that makes both rows of my teeth fuse together into big U-shaped megateeth. I’m tired of having so many separate teeth, eliminate that wasted space between them Top? Uninterrupted tooth swoop Bottom? You’re never going to believe this

I got laughed at in a record store for asking if they have and R.E.M. Apparently that is an unreasonable expectation.

My family played bingo for gift cards on Thanksgiving and every time one of the guys won and joked about possibly getting an Ulta or Victoria’s Secret gift card I said “I’ll take it off of your hands” and the joke wasn’t received in the spirit in which it was proffered.

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

Yeah,,,

Dottie the Cat’s favorite food is paper towels. She must not have the paper towels. She will go to great lengths to get the paper towels. Do not give her the paper towels.

Come hang out and watch me play Total Chaos! It's sure to be a relaxing time. twitch.tv/duckfeedtv

Tonight at 8pm Eastern (in about two hours) I will be streaming Total Chaos, a first person action survival horror recently published by Apogee. It looks wild. Come hang out! store.steampowered.com/app/2208350/... twitch.tv/duckfeedtv

Yeah if someone is nice to me I need to get away fast because they’re trying to put me on the hook for their life insurance or something Like the time that one girl smiled at me and then took my shoes

This is a super neat little platformer.

I love cat collar cam videos because there’s always a moment where they see another cat and go “this motherfucker…”

The deals continue unabated and I urge you to take advantage of them. I love my job and I can only do it with your help.

I’m getting a record player to improve my relationship with music, but also because having something to shop for sounds fun.

Every politician, commentator, and journalist has their brain hooked directly to this machine.

Okkervil River Mountain Goats Laura Jane Grace Modest Mouse Eels

I made it through the day and it went about as well as it could have. No outright hostility. Now I’m in bed and recovering.

Gretta knows it's time to work.

The Nintendo 64 is the most Thanksgiving-coded video game console

Gretta knows it's time to work.

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We recorded part one of our Wasteland 3 series today and it’s only now, several hours later, I realize that we casually referred to the show “Welcome Back, Kotter” and I named the theme song’s composer off of the top of my head. The next teenager who sees me will bleed me like a butchered steer

Enough already

I’m going to spend the night meditating while levitating inside of a crystal of some kind in order to gain the psychic powers necessary to survive tomorrow

ten years