I think everyone should just go ahead and play Minishoot Adventures. Go ahead, I'll wait. The Level 584, now avilable! buff.ly/7XzeJeY

The Last Spell was a blindspot for both Gary and Kaye, and this episode of Watch Out for Fireballs! was a great chance to be exposed to it! Listen to the episode and check out the game, since it's almost always on sale. Available to all! www.patreon.com/posts/watch-...

Well, we can't say too much positive. But it is one hell of a title. Abject Suffering 660: Xenophage Alien Bloodspot, available now! buff.ly/xkzedmx

Villains are the heroes of their own stories. And we're the villains of villain stories. Or something like that. QUAKSTAK 39, now available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, -haw. Abject Suffering 659, available now! buff.ly/TXBcr4Y

We've got to start shooting this commercial in the next 15 minutes. Best Quality Vacuum 96: Off Brand, now available! buff.ly/C9zgZdo

Join us in joining us. Today, we collaborated with our community to read to you the Sensory Stones from Planescape Torment. Real Lich Hours 112: Sensory Stone Special, available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

They're making a Bloodborne movie, what the fuck? The Level 581, now available!

Uncle Fart's Grand Gem Adventure! Unfilmable 90: Uncut Gems, available now exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

My lawyer has advised me to make it known that Cortana does NOT jack off Master Chief. That was a meme. Watch Out For Fireballs 512: Halo Wars, available now! buff.ly/oM98Dug

This week's Real Lich Hours takes us to a standout area in Planescape: Torment, the Civic Festhall. Let's get our Sensorium on. Join our Patreon to hear it today! www.patreon.com/posts/155300...

Earnestly my least favorite Mega Man boss. Adaptation Decay 109: The Lawnmower Man, now available exclusively to patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

Ah, Gus. Nobody quite understands your sense of humor like I do. Best Quality Vacuum 94, now available! buff.ly/muHqrK6

We recorded this on Tuesday so you can probably guess what was on our minds when we talked about games like REANIMAL and Hozy. The Level 280: The First Geneva Convention. Free for everyone! www.patreon.com/posts/level-...

BAAAAAAH BAH BAH BAH BA BA BA BAH BAH! Watch Out For FIreballs 510: We Love Katamari, now available! buff.ly/toxG9Ha

If only somebody could tell me how to make progress in this game. I keep shooting at their heads and nothing! Watch Out For Fireballs 510: Dead Space 2, available now! buff.ly/mCMh6vp

The Duckfeed podcast network doesn’t do or participate in April Fools jokes.

Hope you saved up your toenails, it's Abject Suffering 655: AAAHH!! Real Monsters.x buff.ly/aVP765K

Let's all die by playing Ever Quest Legends. The quest is Ever after all. The Level 578, now available!

"Thank you for choosing to dine with us today, sir, now if you'll excuse I must go wash half of my face." -Gus Fringe, Better Call Saul S3e02 buff.ly/6IvlGXZ

There are no emergency exits in the brothel. I repeat, there are NO emergency exits in the brothel! Real Lich Hours 108, available now exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

You heard it from the local Cinnabon manager, folks. Get a lawyer! Best Quality Vacuum 91: Mabel, now available! buff.ly/9HgAprb

Do you like OSCAR talk?! Well, we're only good at doing it years later. Join Gwen and Kaye on QUAKSTAK to hear our definitely valid and nuanced Oscar opinions. Available exclusively to our patrons at buff.ly/OVVShfF buff.ly/BcLcoBQ

What the hell is going on with the Street Fighter 6 DLC? The Level 577, now available!

Before Man was a miserable pile of secrets... Man was bloodlines. Watch Out For Fireballs 509: Castlevania: Bloodlines, available now! buff.ly/7Awzv5c

Finally, my intellectual lusts are slaked. Real Lich Hours 107: The Brothel of... that's too long to type (Part 1), available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

Can't lie, the theme song is pretty cool. Adaptation Decay 108: Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe, available now exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

Squat. Cobbler. Best Quality Vacuum 90: Season 2 Wrap-Up, available now! buff.ly/saoomkF

This episode of the Level is named after my autobiography. The Level 576, now available! buff.ly/MdbF6hO

It's Dinky Kong! Watch Out For Fireballs 508: Donkey Kong Country 2, now available! buff.ly/4jBcYDc

McDonaldsbots... transform and be delicious! Abject Suffering 652: McDonald's Changeables Experience, now available! buff.ly/DbG7MNg

I AM METAL GIVEN PURPOSE. Real Lich Hours 106: The Lower Ward (Part 2), now available exclusively to our Patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

If you rearrange the first letter of every episode's title in season 2, it spells out "CHUCK BLOWS". Best Quality Vacuum 89: Klick, now available! buff.ly/A2Xs5B9

Some of the best murders ever filmed. That sentence is going to get me on a list. Unfilmable 87: Zodiac, available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

A notoriously dark playstation series about clowns selling their souls... for kids! Abject Suffering 651: Twisted Metal: Small Brawl, now available! buff.ly/04O97ns

The Level is back! And I can't remember the context of this week's provocative title. But we do talk about Mewgenics. Free for everyone. www.patreon.com/posts/level-...

If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain, you may also like this episode of Best Quality Vacuum!

At long last, the Watch Out for Fireballs! about Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is finally here. The full episode is available to all $7+ patrons, but everyone can get a taste if they'd like. www.patreon.com/posts/watch-...

Wondering where the Indiana Jones and the Great Circle WOFF! is? It’s coming out late tomorrow. Kaye needed extra time to finish the game.

We're putting out our episodes in a wonky order this month because of Kaye's move, so please enjoy this Dispatch episode! FREE for everyone. www.patreon.com/posts/151270...

The Alley of Lingering Sighs is such a cool name for an area. That is all. Real Lich Hours 104, available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

It's every gamer's dream to be the Ultimate Gamer! Anything less is failure. Adaptation Decay 107: WCG Ultimate Gamer, available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

Beastbots, beastform and beast out! Abject Suffering 648: Beast Wars Transformers, available now! buff.ly/bpW4gTe

Brain Rats! Real Lich Hours 103: The Warrens of Thought, available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

Oh? Could you hear that through the door? Best Quality Vacuum 86: Inflatable , available now! www.patreon.com/posts/best-q...

Toasty! Watch Out For Fireballs 504: Mortal Kombat II, now available! www.patreon.com/posts/149984...

He didn't need those teeth anyway. Unfilmable 85: Bring Her Back, available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

Are you a bad enough dude to listen to this week's Abject Suffering on Bad Dudes? AS 647, now available! buff.ly/RsCFwmJ

I miss being above ground. Real Lich Hours 102: Dead Nations (Part 2), available exclusively to our patrons at patreon.com/duckfeedtv

What better way to convince Kim he's on the level than by singing a song from an old musical? Best Quality Vacuum 85: Bali Ha'i, now available! buff.ly/vHlxVRM