I was running around the house with my keys and a hurried energy. Squee inteprets this as moving house or going to the vets

boobies

I'm in here talking about groypers and their ties to the Trump administration.

Squee gets afraid sometimes if she sees us carrying boxes (she thinks she's going back to Kilkenny rn) #SqueePics

Yo Jimbo

After posting this I spent 20 hours throwing up, shidding and sleeping

NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:

A lil commish piece done for x.com/Jael_Emeka

Dear hiring managers,

just realized this looks like a fucking smash bros reveal

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

brain is absolutely not working today i am getting so frustrated anyway here’s wonderwall* *a couple lino stamps

das crazy

pov you are the doctor delivering me as a newborn

I live for this shit

#Animorphs fans, I'm very happy to share that the first three books in the series are being rereleased next May with brand new covers. 🧊🦎 You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by... Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic

Bought a nothing at all

my wife and i both have a mutual understanding that once Hades 2 releases, we won't be seeing each other for weeks

Mastodon is like answering "Do you know any good pubs around here" with "man I know a guy who'll serve us his own locally sourced piss for free!" It's great for the piss drinkers among us, and God bless them, but not a great option for the vast majority of people

Mastodon isn't even _like_ putting your entire platform in the hands of an overzealous Reddit mod. It IS putting your entire platform in the hands of an overzealous Reddit mod

This Irish elk was reconstructed using real deer fur and hooves, love how it looks and so HUGE

New bio just dropped

No one could’ve seen this coming

Some hand sheets I made for the animation team! I looked at how Dana drew hands a lot and coupled it with my own anatomical knowledge of hands. #KnightsOfGuinevere

Adding these to all my art from now on to make sure I don't break any TOS :)

Just like this

One thing to understand about most “Disney Adults” is that the parks have only gotten more expensive and crowded while offering less ever since they reopened in 2020 so it doesn’t take that much more to make people stop going. And the theme park forums are rightfully pissed about Kimmel

Randomly remembered this painting I did (2014) today and still think it's pretty cool honestly! I love this color combination.

summer isn’t over until the last sploot is splayed

everyone has already got the explicit discourse on this covered so i will simply add its insanely funny to say this as the developer of games where you kill like. ten thousand guys

Meta should straight up be dismantled. There’s no regulatory environment with fines steep enough to solve a corporate culture this depraved.

this exists it is called thinking

saw two seagulls up to some 3:45am BBB (bad boy business)

game of thrones was a great series my favourite part of the sex assault scenes they put in every episode was when the characters would look at the camera and say “we’re consenting actors, don’t do sex assaults in real life”

Alien vendor concept for a pitch document.

Relatable, rat.

I hate unboxing videos. HOWEVER, I am a CARTOONIST. So.

Was so cool to be a part of this!

Batman Day today, yet when I walk down my street, I see hardly any Batman trees in my neighbour's windows. No-one exchanging Bat-cards, no kids out at night trying to foil crime. It's like we've all forgotten the true meaning of Batman.

red comet

a OC for @lucytoner.bsky.social

things I would do if you're a nsfw/kink creative *now* because I've been eerily prescient about every single wave: a) get a personal site with your own domain you own. *now*. not a carrd or third party squarespace. not next week. *now*. get it online with ugly-ass html but get your links there.

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her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

workshopping a new emoji

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.