they’re all bad! every last one of them! no cop has ever been good, it is fundamentally incompatible with the entire project!!

there was a time where i was kind of glad my dad didn’t have to see trump return and everything that followed, but at this point im just disappointed because he would be probably be researching [redacted] at the library

yeah sure ok 👍

both this guy’s parents took a look at their kid and said no thank you

time for a modern video game

turn every last one of these pig fucks into protein slurry to feed the cows

its probably the point but so fucking what: the way these freaks and ghouls are going to drag this woman and her family through the mud, telling the most audacious lies they can muster, is gonna make me scromit

they aren’t baiting you old man, they’re just fucking murdering people

you have to hammer on this. you have to be relentless. if you intimate in any way that you think it could be justified, get the fuck out of the way. this innocent woman’s face should be burned into the screens of every tv in america, murdered by the personal army of donald trump. never let it go

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there is a moral imperative to get bad at games now

alright thats a wrap on bluesky

This is such a dumb guy argument "buh, obviously traffic is going to improve, i said we should build a tunnel" a project that would 100% take 15 years if they broke ground yesterday www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

double lmao, 1k by the year 18000 is in sight

lmao fucking brutal

*to the tune of Hits from the Bong* Tits on a dog

on new years i listened to a woman prattle on about how during covid ("when the economy was bad") her friend was a first year investment banker working for 90 hours a week for 90K a year, and lamenting that his promised 80k bonus never materialized and it took all my energy to not laugh

endless oceans of compassion and forgiveness for the boys who rape the bodies of their peers and mark them as little more than a source for consumption, mark them forever as their property

A dog: totally off limits, dont be disgusting A dog wearing a hat: hey there mister, come around here much?

not to broadly generalize but trans women are pound for pound the funniest people on earth

a thousand articles a year in the atlantic blubbering away about the war on boys and a crisis in masculinity, but girls and women being turned into porn for mass consumption by elon musk and his government funded companies will barely raise an eyebrow

has anyone suggested that venezuela is a distraction from trump‘s attacks on trans people? trying to update my hierarchy here

i wish a very “hit the funny speed bump with your troop transport on the streets of caracas” to the good boys and girls of the us military

no response against america is unjustified now

oh well. bedtime

my sister got engaged yesterday which means i might get to be in a wedding post-transition, which understandably stirs some long-abandoned emotions

i think nothing makes more sense than being ben ryan and posting on the kiddie porno nazi website

what are these fucking bots with the instant likes on posts

oh i guess im approaching my 9th anniversary of coming out, thats fun

my pledges for this year is that im going to make at least one short film, and i am going to have a full moratorium on buying new video games

which is to say, as long as i don’t die, the rest of 2026 will be an upswing

i have a swollen hand and a goose egg forehead, got lost in scarborough for like 2 hours in -15 cold, i had to walk the last 40 minutes home because the buses were on holiday schedule and not running even at 7am. ran a hot bath because i could barely feel my fingers and toes. fell asleep in the tub

disaster night. genuinely thought i might die of exposure at one point

i am surrounded by cis people on new years i am being punished

new years eve. subway moving at about walking pace. regular stuff, bodes well

well, moms here

i get you want to have a demonstrative couple, and its funny that she is the Trump voter of the two, but lord in heaven what it actually demonstrates is that couples like this are largely doofuses who don't know much about anything at all

im activated. something is waking up in me. 2026

its too cold i hate winter but love wearing a dress these things are fundamentally in conflict

the heart to hearts that hurt the hardest

when i was in university i would often get taken by intrusive thoughts that i was in some sort of truman show-style situation, but instead of being distressed or wanting to escape it i just let the belief guide me towards decisions that i thought would make for better television

good/bad puppygirl couple named Toy and Arson

ok deal: in the cyberpunk future they wanna build, men can have the ai girlfriend, but in exchange women get fully concealed ice picks in their wrists than can fire and retract within 0.1 of a second

my mom has put an episode of graham norton on and kate winslet is on there dressed in a full leather dress and im tryna be normal about it

my mom did my hair for the first time, time to be emotional about it

i think keeping away people who want to rely on the Discover feed is performing a vital public service

one dog goes one way, and the other goes the other way and this tran in the back is like, whadda ya want from me?

my 13-year-old niece at dinner said at one point, “let’s ask chatGPT” so its pretty much finished over here

well, i was already late on my shot and i forgot to do it before i left for my moms so that’s another three days to raw dog on an empty tank