hahaha this dumb stupid fascist motherfucker

hanging out with my friends is so cool i wish jobs that start at 10am were real

sorry not to be a carceral mindset type but 1 year time served for unloading your gun into a crowd after attempting to drown a woman is insane actually

eat your vegetables so you grow up big and strong

man i gotta figure out how to get out of work on tuesdays, i need my full karaoke nights back pronto

how it is

how its going

i tried to shopping at a vintage shop downtown today but whenever i see a shirt that’s cool i immediately get, like, imposter syndrome. about a shirt.

why do any of us need to hear the uninformed opinions of some loser?

girls, imo

it is tempting to be annoyed at people getting activated only now by the kimmel stuff, but i think the hard task of being right is that you gotta accept that people will get there after you. someone was definitely there before you, after all

i am not religious but i grew up catholic and i realized recently that the bible story of jesus feeding the thousands left a pretty deep impression because feeding people feels like spiritual practice to me. a fundamental act of service, of care, of community

mixing chocolate for 3 hours has me literally caked up

wow fuck this

this should help our opinion of you

in hindsight it was wildly optimistic of me to cast this joke 9 months in the future bsky.app/profile/xeno...

drawing blood as i bite my tongue listening to my manager say, “yknow i didn’t agree with much of what kirk said, but i like the way he did things, yknow, sitting down and having debates” like cmon man

genuinely surprised that fascism simulator 2025 would stumble this way

i mean. come on

probably worth asking these companies why they’re taking marching orders from #1 pro pedophila guy milo

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

you know the ones

inclined to see all this as the warmup for when trump inevitably kicks it in the next like 18-24 months

in an olive branch to his child, the man reassured them that the beatings “hurt him more than it hurt them”

feel like her trans daughter might have some feelings about this one

get brianna wu for castration movie part 3

instead consider the uk and “where’s yer bloody poppy mate?!?” if you want a salient comparison

*pounding the table* YES

maybe, if you genuinely care about trans people, you take a look in the comments here, see the dozens and dozens of people who have already made jokes about the bombs being trans, the truck being trans, etc, and then you just. don’t.

i need to get over 1k followers so i dont feel crazy whenever my follower count drops by a single person and i wonder who i pissed off

im putting in my time, got another 25k coming today

doesn't feel great that i already have the anxiety and negative feeling about work starting to well up on saturday night, with a full day off still to go. I really am such a night owl, the prospect of forcing myself to bed by 10 is miserable

“The police want me dead to make sure their children don’t end up like me, so I guess every time I fuck and I’m happy and I do what I want I would like to call that an anti-state action. The people I love alive—yes, we weaken the state.... 1/3

Photo by @xenofawn.bsky.social

i drank this monster energy and my posting got worse, im gonna need an explanation for that, girls

may have said this before, i do think the constant derangement of the right towards trans people is also driving people to our side. not perfect but must be some value in a growing number of lib posters seeing their usual nemeses (nypost, gop) and deciding to support us on the basis of their enmity

when the right does a circular firing squad it isn’t a metaphor

we were right to do this

i am unkillable

was maybe getting tired of the kirk stuff but getting like to laugh with 100 people at the knowledge that we have at least outlived him if not his ideology? cool

music is cool

this is astonishingly gutless behaviour, making clear that the administration of this site are literally being held at the end of a leash by deranged far right freaks

a better world is possible

guy in line at my work with a tattoo poking from his sleeve that ends in “88” in a gothic font 🤔

my eyes suddenly roll back into my head and robotically , i intone: MARCH 12, 2026: CPAC TO BE HEADLINED BY CHARLIE KIRK AI POWERED BY GROK

bird

city nice

ahahahahahah eat up newsom stans, there‘s you’re fucking boy, mr only one who stands up to trump