Oh hell yes

THIS IS HOW TV IS SUPPOSED TO WORK

Not that facts matter here, but motherfucker, I can buy protein cupcakes at the gas station

So the GLP-1 pills are following the same as the injections because they just gutted the Rybelsus Discount program for WeGovy

"Congress needs to investigate the Department of Justice" from two different GOP Senators now.

Bills/Bears is the ethical Super Bowl now

With a night to sleep on it, it is so sick I don’t have to watch that Eagles team again.

GLP-1s and Olestra will introduce levels of mudbutt heretofore unthought of

can’t believe ppl thought Trump had a chance of consolidating his fascist regime. sorry to all the doomers but America is stupidly vast, incredibly diverse, and the center of the global economy, you weren’t instituting fascism across a continent without WW1 in your own backyard, and even then lol

the very idea that the vassal peoples of the son of baconator would ever take up arms against protein makes a mockery of those who sacrificed all in the burger wars

Today would be a great day for Donald Trump to stroke out while taking a crap, J.D. Vance to sever his dick with his zipper, and Stephen Miller to fall into an open manhole. If you can dream it, it can happen.

Good on Kit. People wrote their own ending and were 75% mad at it not being that shit.

The GOAT

Every minute that passes today with Kevin Patullo still being employed by the Philadelphia Eagles is also a minute of the organization saying “you stupid piggies will be back next year no matter what we do.”

You endured James Thrash and Juan Castillo you can endure this as well

Oh lmao he FUCKED fucked up

Eagles have won two super bowls in the last decade, which is more than all but two franchises so that’s cool.

Dear Kevin “GUNS” Patullo,

It does have one of the best needle drop montages

If Kevin Patullo, a bad coach, is not fired by 9 am I will start calling the Philadelphia Eagles on the telephone

If you’re a big white dude it’s important that you call out pieces of shit when you see them.

For somewhat obvious reasons, history rarely has much to say about any of them -- Kaas more frequently than the others. And certainly no one talks about what prick Thalmann (KPD) was.

like the comparative people to Jefferies and Schumer would be Krispen, Vogel and nominally Kaas.

this is stupid for a bunch of reasons. first about the Chamberlain's reputation over time, and second about the relative agency of him compared to the minority leaders of congress. like come the fuck on phil, at least try to make a coherent point.

Ok I get to watch NFL football stress free now this is incredible

Fire Sirianni and Patullo now

fire nick and kevin both thanks

Kevin Patullo needs to be fired and Nick Sirianni cannot be allowed to pick his successor. Shameful.

If the Eagles lose this game Vic Fangio should get to fistfight Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni

QUINYON IS IT HES OUR BABY HES IT BABY

Quinyon Mitchell 0 interceptions in 32 regular season games 3 interceptions in 5 playoff games

yeah why don't you losers prosecute the ice guy yourself. or withhold funding for dhs yourself. grow a pair and commence your own impeachment proceedings. also i have early-onset dementia

ELLLLLLL. OH. FUCKING. ELL.

Magnificent half everyone is angry

BIG MAN

AJ Brown, brother, you can’t be yapping at the coach after you drop that pass. AND NOW YOU HAVE ME DEFENDING NICK SIRIANNI!

Watching the Eagles offense

joe leaking blood all over in front of steph mcmahon and her kids for this one lol

I’m feeling nervous enough now. Go birds I want to die

go birds love da birds

That was the funniest play I’ve ever seen

THE BIG GALOOT

It was late when I said it but Volcano/Lava sauce is back at Taco Bell and I want everyone to know

How was he THAT open my god

That being complete

at the coffee shop this morning heard a half dozen “go birds” in the 15 minutes we were there and two “fuck yeahs” when i mentioned my plans for the day included getting fabric for some “fuck ICE” banners

Sean McDermott you need to learn LinkedIn buddy

Bud when he has 3 eggs for breakfast