i am the only person at grad practice who can follow directions apparently

my family is arriving for graduation today

why does Future look EXACTLY like Meryl Streep

whew

Bluto: involved in looksmaxxing Popeye: positive self-image ("I yam what I yam, etc") and loves a seed oyl

i saw this fast enough that i'm the one who edited his wikipedia page

that's my coach

Oh we’re locked in 🔒 Josh Sciba will lead the team as our first Head Coach! The Michigan native joins after serving two seasons as an assistant coach for the PWHL’s New York Sirens and as an assistant coach for the 2026 U.S. Olympic Women’s Hockey Team that won gold in Milan.

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

i maintain that harambe dying was the day we lost all ability to be a normal country and it's been downhill from there really nice that 2016 is right about when i started being conscious of the world around me too

i'm actually so mad i'd never heard this song before like 10 minutes ago

this. when i read Frankenstein the first time, my teacher gave me a copy that had notes in the margins to explain references and words that have changed meaning so that it was easier for teenagers to understand. in my opinion this should be offered more often for older books

okay after laying in the dark for most of the day i feel a little better? i'm still very sore all over but i feel a little less like i'm made of lead

literally what is wrong with me i feel like i have the flu without having the flu (pain, chills but no fever, sore throat) and i'm so exhausted and no amount of resting or sleeping is helping and sitting or standing makes me nauseous + headache it's been 4 days of this but it's so much worse today

One of the many sources cited in the new papal encyclical is... Gandalf

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looks like they're using inactive accounts to spam replies

i'm so tired of it taking like 3+ days to recover from doing literally anything. it takes me the whole weekend to feel better after i hang out with friends on friday night after school. and i'm not even tired i'm physically drained and in pain. i dread things that should be fun

lmfaooo

i just realized that since i'm out of school now, it's SUMMER PLAYLIST TIME

hahaha

getting real sick of restaurants lying about gluten free accommodations. at least most restaurants are decent enough not to get my hopes up

let's do that prom!

Grogu is the scientist’s name that’s actually Grogu’s monster

made a list of everything i have to wear at graduation: math pin english pin science pin social studies pin orchestra pin dual enrollment pin dual enrollment honor cord summa cum laude cord national honor society cord national honor society hood class medal valedictorian stole valedictorian medal

This is going to be a GMac Cash song called "Landlord Fuckin' In My Home"

from my favorite junior

LET'S GOOOO

@crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com look at the consummate Vs on this bad boy

going into school every day is starting to feel more like "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" than "yay it's almost summer"

WE'RE BACK

i don't happen to know anyone who has been to Sofia before, right?

i don't happen to know anyone who has been to Sofia before, right?

okay seriously though how will these look with the outfit. someone told me it would look silly

hahaha i am going to regret this

how will i survive for the next 51 weeks smh

am i too queer to ever make this happen? yes. but a guy can dream

This song is one of those extra tracks in Just Dance that no one ever picks

Wait is THIS boy aquarium? #Eurovision

if only there was a language i could count in that would make me feel better

i went "oh it'll be cutting it close but my haircut at 1:30 won't interfere with watching the eurovision grand final" and then it got rescheduled to 3:30 it's so over 🫠

2000s adam ant is that you

me and my best friend both loved project hail mary so i made us friendship bracelets

what do we think of these press ons to go with my prom outfit

Anyone who asks an AI Agent to make sure they’re drinking enough water deserves whatever happens. Just my opinion.

hi i made a playlist of all the songs in the grand final in running order to get hyped

🚨TEN MINUTES TO SEMIFINAL 2🚨 Everything will be confined to this thread so if you don’t want to hear it or don’t want spoilers now is the time to mute