I am always seeking ways to heal so that I may in turn be a healing force for others. Please consider donating to Everyone’s Healing, the nonprofit I’ve partnered with since 2023, in my cousin’s memory and the memories of those who decided to end their cycle. www.everyoneshealing.com

Hey dolls, new bottom surgery just dropped

My boss’ boss just called me out of the blue for the second time ever to “reassure” me that my boss leaving is “an opportunity to move forward” and he wants all of us to set up 30-minute meetings with him tomorrow to talk in depth, but he’s heard nothing but great things about me.

A Jimmy Fallon-produced game show based on a New York Times game and hosted by Savannah Guthrie is someone’s example of a sick joke

Supreme Court is making noise like they’re going to prevent states from banning conversion therapy, so seems like this remains relevant: wondershout.printify.me/product/2352...

A Kentucky game kicking off at 3:30 and it’s somehow dark by the second quarter

OK hold on a second @tylerfromtheinternet.com, you’re 6’ 9”?!

You ever wonder if maybe Benedict Arnold had some good points?

A few choices: Elliott Smith - Say Yes BNL - Great Provider Guster - Satellite Metallica - Bleeding Me LCD Soundsystem - Us V. Them Phantogram - Mouthful Of Diamonds Sylvan Esso - Die Young

Twitch just suggested I watch Hal Sparks stream something and I've never been more insulted in my life

Monday Night Football being back on ABC just feels right

Hormel Chili.

Sinners 2: Red and Wood

OK, top 10 Alice In Chains songs, go: My full list: Down In A Hole Nutshell Sea of Sorrow Would? Your Decision No Excuses Rain When I Die Get Born Again We Die Young Man In The Box

Wait, so we now have a Nikola Jokic, a Nikola Jovic and a Nikola Topic? Is the NBA fucking with us?

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Well, my boss officially submitted her resignation letter this afternoon. If you need me, I’ll be sad over here

I have got to start remembering to hit the sunscreen before I leave for school pickup, that sun has got HANDS when I’m sitting in the car waiting

If you’d like to donate money in a way that will have positive benefits for Kentuckians, send your checks to UK Athletics Department, Joe Craft Center, Lexington, KY 40506 and please put “Mark Stoops Buyout” in the memo line

This was a laugh I needed

If you’re a liberal in a blue state please do not give money to Amy McGrath unless you enjoy setting cash on fire. She is unelectable in Kentucky.

You’ll be glad to know that I am also the worst parent ever and a thoroughly horrible human being because I did not know it was pajama day at school and I never let Evan participate in school spirit and so she hates me

GO AWAY NOBODY LIKES YOU

It was almost 2 a.m. when I fell asleep. I am now awake. Today is going to suck.

Right now, there’s a DOJ lawyer helping to draft a declaration federalizing the national guard of the Commonwealth of Virginia and saying “Checkmate, libs!”

TIE FUCKING BALLGAME

Not sure the eephus was the right pitch to throw there, Gleyber

Better, even

OK, I got a little time before bed, shoot: ngl.link/quietude381

David Ortiz just roasting the shit out of Jeter and A-Rod after that game “They can bring Jesus back, it won’t matter, this series is OVER!”

Because they believe the right-wing narrative that there are city dwellers desperate to be liberated from roving street gangs of immigrants

El Hijo de Sting, former Kentucky TE, made his debut over the weekend! www.on3.com/teams/kentuc...

Never mind, false alarm

Might wanna switch back to Lions-Bengals, y’all

So did Toronto miss an XP or did they kick two FG to be up six on New York?

Kinda frustrating to know Bubba would be through and not below the bubble right now if his boss hadn’t been a dipshit last week

Back from church and I’m feeling both pretty and much calmer and refreshed after some time spent around others in peace

Holy shit, they stole Game 1 in Seattle.

Keider Montero, just get 3 up, 3 down

BASE FUCKING HIT 3-2 TIGERS

Real life finally catches up to @benjgc.bsky.social's coworkers

Thank goodness for that lady that George Kirby got that fourth strikeout

Evan just stood there and picked the entire top layer off this pan of brownies and I am so upset

I don’t think Vandy’s going fast enough to get two scores here

Well, Georgia may have whipped our asses but there is something good from today

I love this kiddo

So what do we think Mark Sanchez was doing to get stabbed in Indianapolis at 12:30 on a Saturday morning?

If it weren't Alan Cutler, I'd say this was complete bullshit. www.aseaofblue.com/kentucky-wil...

So I tried to surprise my son with tickets to the Mariners ALDS. Didn’t realize it was for tonight and we can’t go because of prior commitments and plans. Meant for Sunday. I have them available if you want. DM me and I can transfer them. Will discuss price in DM

This is scary and I hope he keeps improving.