There's a trans charity that is similarly structured! www.transanta.com

Got a holiday card from a certain family today and Evan was so excited to see it

We had a guest pastor at church this morning and his message was on “getting ready to get ready” for Advent and I am ready to run through a wall for Christmas this year y’all

Run-ins in a steel cage match? Really? The whole fucking point is that the heel doesn’t get to have help because it’s in a cage!

Samoseph Joseph wearing the crimson mask

It’s Cowboy Shit time

STRAPLANDER

Hey @allelitewrestling.com not cool y’all

Bortoleto with a Sato-esque divebomb

lol Lando fucked it

Sky Sports F1 in 4K is… nice.

Megan Bayne is doing everything she can to fall out of her top in this match

Hee hee well the other day you know I had a ricochet biscuit A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's Supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you go hungry! Bow bow bow

Meaningless TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN KENTUCKY

Vandy is beating Kentucky 45-3 Kentucky beat Florida 38-7 Florida beat Texas 29-21 Texas beat Vandy 34-31 This sport is stupid

This is a real low point

And Calzada throws a stupid pick

They got him to his feet and he walked off, but dude took a SCARY shot from his own lineman's ass

Notre Dame now hanging (almost) half a hundred on Syracuse

QUIT RUNNING EAST-WEST PLAYS AND GET THE BALL MOVING DOWNHILL

Why were we in a passing play on 3rd and less than a yard?

Well, I was in a toxic relationship with journalism, which did not love me and would never love me, and I wanted the crippling student loan debt of a legal education without the burden of practicing law, so corporate communications it is

The offense looks like ass and the defense can't contain Pavia, this game is just gross

Hardaway talks way too much shit as a DB to get burned that badly by fucking VANDERBILT

That feels like a slightly generous spot for the Dores

Every batch of text messages from NASCAR officials that gets released just makes me feel more and more like they have nothing but contempt for everyone: drivers, owners, broadcasters, fans, everyone They just want all the money and all the control and everyone is just an action figure for them

“He said, ‘There’s no other thing to do than accept your kid for who they are and where they decide to go in life.’" This is and has always been my philosophy as a parent, and I frankly do not understand anyone who tries for something else.

If you're cheering for Yale over Harvard today, this is the monster you're supporting:

If you're doing your last Thanksgiving grocery run today (and you really should be) here's what you'd need for apple pie:

If you think "I'm a private equity guy but I'm one of the GOOD ones" you are absolutely not and you should most definitely not be trying to brag about it to this particular group of people

If you missed the last couple minutes... consider yourself blessed and highly favored

Hey everybody, I know the last few weeks got a lot of folks interested in using an antenna for OTA television. Right now, the FCC is considering a rule to allow broadcasters to implement DRM, requiring everyone to buy expensive new tuners. Comment here against case 16-142:

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Extremely nervous that Vandy football legend Jordan Rodgers is talking up how good Kentucky is today going into a game with Vandy

I turned on the Ashes and suddenly England forgot how to bat

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I have seen it all now: Kirk Hammett playing a Jack White Triplecaster in concert

Hey @olliemcclellan.bsky.social how’d you like to coach a high school game in this gym?

Sort of expected Ibáñez to be the odd man out

blow it up blow it up Blow It Up Blow It Up BLOW IT UP BLOW IT UP

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I put my hair up with a pretty scrunchie and looked in the mirror and… I made myself cry actual literal tears of joy because I GET TO BE A WOMAN I GET TO LIVE MY LIFE HAPPY WITH WHO I AM I have never in my almost 42 years now been so overcome with just happiness and joy

I think my favorite picayune and ultimately pointless Internet drama lately is the search for the live-action “The Backyardigans” pilot, “My Friends And Me”

I wish

Jam bands are out HAM bands are in

Tag yourself, I’m “You need to go to jail, hempo.”

Everyone thinks they’re gonna be Michael Burry now

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

If you’re thinking, “who, me?” the answer is yes To the best of your ability, you help others because not a soul on God’s green earth survives the day without the assistance of others Not you, not me, not the people you love, hate or forget about. We’re all in this together.

This is why Dax Shepard has every incentive both to kill his wife and NOT kill his wife