Martin O'Neill needs canonized.

The player whom we kittysat for over XMAS gave me a $25 Taco Bell gift card. That's a dare, right?

This is almost good but gets a bit too kinda violiny for my liking; better when it's more fiddly. Also, the suits on the cover give me the ick; better when it's overalls. ⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

Megaphone Guy 2028

I'm generally into historically significant early rock and roll stuff, but this one just has way way way way too much "bop bop bop bop" to it. ⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

I had to listen to this album all the way through six times because the abridge nine-minute version of Free Bird is too short for my liking so I immediately go watch the 11-minute version from the Oakland Coliseum in 1977 and then forget to do my review. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

A couple of stellar tracks on here, but it can't stand up to masterpiece that is Blue Lines and the cover of "Light My Fire" that ends the album just screams "Oh shit! We're 100% out of ideas!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

Henry Hill was a slacker.

Mario with two timeouts, 3:13 left and the game on the line. Like watching someone with a ripped shirt and bloody lip walk up to a craps table with a bank deposit bag at 3:30AM

Is this true, @hooverstreetrag.org, @senorblanxo.bsky.social, @opg.bsky.social?

Quadruple cockfingers?

AHhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHBBBBHHHHHHHBHHHGHGGGHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!!!!!! Fucking parents.

A hood masterpiece. To my shame, when Biggie came on the scene I thought he was literally a novelty act like the Fat Boyz. Still we wish we could excise Puffy from this, though. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

This is what the XMAS tree at the basketball house (née of the Burnaby Mountain Golf Course) looked like when one of my roommates lit it on fire in the living room in mid-February 1994.

LOLOL. Traded for a bag of cans. RIP to the next year or two of development Bub Carrington and Tre Johnson.

Name a better feeling than your athletic therapist telling you NOT to exercise. You can't. (Posted from a warm bath.)

Tell me you're a stone cold fucking loser without telling me you're a stone cold fucking loser.

This is great news and Alan's dead right if you missed this you're missing out. Full season is on Disney+.

Am I a bad person if I get 2nd breakfast? In my defence, I have been up and working since 4 a.m. and I did shovel some snow this morning.

The ending of The Wire was incredible as long as you pretend the main storyline of season 5 never ever happened and something else happened that landed everybody in the same place. I love this so much (except for the very last shot):

Three weeks after I broke things off with a young lady (and two weeks after she called me to suggest I go get tested because reasons) she sent me a picture of the simply ENORMOUS fungus she'd just found under her bed. Swear to god it was like three feet across.

Folks, what you are looking at here is ELITE performance.

Wikipedia's best guess at the genre: "Pop, chamber music, minimalism, avant-folk, chamber jazz, modern classical." Yeah, nobody knows what this is even supposed to be. Bonus star for the album cover where the crow is mansplaining something to the penguin, though. ⭐⭐ #1001Albums

No man who feels he needs a "coach" to teach him to be a man is capable of being manly in any meaningful way, FFS.

Seething about that upper righthand corner.

Not a bad call at all. Wrote a series if something like 6 700 page books about WWII, all along the theme of "I was never wrong once about a single thing ever at any point in time." My favourite terrible history books ever. He would NEVER log off. Just over 4,000 pages of this guy.

Large-breasted scantily-clad women with 1 post and 4 followers sure do seem to have a thing for me so far in 2026. Must be the Zhukov avatar.

This is happening tonight. By far the weirdest football club on the planet:

BLIND PIG!

My deeply ingrained 90s know-nothing-at-all-about-music-but-snooty-about-it-anyhow brain feels like I should think this album is beneath, but I don't. It's fun (non-compulsory). ⭐⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

Got ejected out of one game as a high school coach. Took a tech to make a point about the silly way the game was being called. Two minutes later I got ejected by the lead ref on the far sideline for making an under my breath comment to my manager: "What the fuck, Jerry? You got the Whisper 2000 in?"

I've never been in the Penthouse, but I did have a stripper from the Penthouse try to hit on me once because reasons.

The outline for my book "Why Does This Country Exist and Why the Heck Is It Shaped Like That?" is now 21 pages long. I estimate the outline will be about 120 pages long by the time I finish it. I will never write a word of the actual book.

These kinds of "thinking machines" are propping up the entire global economy at the moment. Sleep well!

Lost a fight with a 12' high cast iron door. Door knows what it did.

You will never ever convince me that Tom Waits isn't a decades long practical joke/Bob Dylan satire. ⭐ #1001Albums

Absolutely love to set my brand equity on my fire.

I meant for this to be him, but getting Wilfried Nancy the fuck out of Parkhead was probably more important.

WILFRIED NANCY GET TO FUCK AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT YOU ASTONISHING ARROGANT USLESS LOSER!

Inshallah:

Fuck a footlong. We can do 150% better than that. Hey @annazand.bsky.social, as the most Persian-adjacent persin I know on here you got any (vegan) ideas for what do with this bad boy other than dips?

I liked this. Not sure what he's talking about or what's going on, but it seems like Jorge Ben here is having a good time. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

This seems . . . inaccurate?

Fuck Wilfried Nancy. I hope he gets hit by a bus, the useless wankstain.

I'm 100% with y'all for the Pop-Tarts Bowl, but 0% with y'all for the bowl of mayo.

Milo and Son are wishing you all a Happy New Year!

This has been amazing to watch by a combination of my TL and ESPN's malfunctioning Gamecast. I have no idea what's going on, but I gather it involves a podium?

Why is ESPN dot com telling me UGA just kicked a field goal to go up 37-34? And that Ole Miss turned the ball over on downs?

Shipping it.