Like the time I had eyeball herpes and the ophthalmologists were all freaking out. 3 dudes fighting for the chance to look at my fucked up eyeball, then breaking out with "I got no idea what that thing is. We gotta wait for Dave to get back from vacation. He's the best."

Does anybody else think KD regrets not coming to the Knicks?

I know no lead is safe in 2026, but . . . that lead should've been safe.

Spurs might need a real fucking coach. I can't believe I just saw an NBA coach come out of a timeout with 38 seconds left in a crucial Finals game and run . . . 1-4 low for the 5th best guy on the floor. Got 100% fucking horseshit lucky there.

Just yelled "OMIGOD!" so loud that I got in trouble from Ladyfriend for scaring Invader Kitty.

I know we're all stressed about Game 4 right now, so how about - to relieve the stress - instead of remembering some guys we remember some soups.

That mean do be regressing sometimes.

Flagrant foul revies or coach's challenges? Which does more to destroy the entertainment value of playoff basketball? Who could possibly tell? A true imponerable. #BanReplay

Do potato chips count as "pre-workout"?

Howling. @rathjen.us @gemcitygem.bsky.social

It's always the ones you least suspect.

@mooney039.bsky.social Thoughts?

Went into the tourney as the favourite but got bumped by Dunk City in the 1st round:

Is it time for me to go nuclear? Who can tell?

Surely improved procedures will satiate the right wing bad faith grievance monster's appetites.

Meat.

This is so depressing. There's really no good reason whatsoever to have any hope for the future of humanity. Turn out the lights.

Huh. Weird. I wonder how this works when generative AI is used in the legal context.

Utter crap. I can't believe there were 26 tracks of this. The one riff in "Run Like Hell" is redeemable. The rest of this can go to hell. ⭐ #1001Albums

I've learnt to like a lot of older country, but this didn't really hit like Johnny Cash or that Ray Charles country album that rules. ⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

Ollie U eliminating the bookstore is yet one more step down a dark dark path.

I just don't really like growlmetal with superfast metronome drumming. Very boring. ⭐⭐ #1001Albums

If I made a Mike Fratello/Terrell Brandon with the Cavs joke about the Spurs' offence would anybody get it?

Terrible process; great outcome.

BRICKFIGHT!

Howling at the ref calling him Wemby there. HE'S BIAS!

For me that's not even a foul, but I guess it makes up for Castle's flop earlier.

Micro is getting very pushy.

It appears Wemby's not here to fuck around today.

Embarrassed for the ref on that offensive call foul on Brunson.

All that being said, if they ever amend the Employment Standards Act to let us bring class actions under it:

Didn't mind it too much but didn't knock my socks off. At least it's really short. ⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums

The moment I knew without a doubt Celtic were winning the league this season despite astonishing amounts of mismanagement by the board:

This is peak "these songs are actually good but by God are they painful to listen to" Dylan. ⭐⭐ #1001Albums

Grape job, YouTube. It's bad enough that you're making me listen to Dylan, but cold you at least give me, you know, the actualy Dylan?

What an absolute fucking nonsense.

Look at me! I'm a race car!

Huge morning for @thequeso.bsky.social's Worst Matts rankings.

Alright everybody, guess what OT is called in French.

I fell terrible for Las Vegas but this is tremendous content.

ET LE BUT!

#BanReplay because a 6-0 period would be very funny.

Ah yes, the hockey fundamentals I remember hearing about as a kid: always blindly clear the puck right the fuck up the middle instead of along the boards.

A truly exceptional food day.

I have never in my life been more ready to say "et le but!"

My review of "Pressure": Fuck Monty.

Seated.

Worth a 10 mile walk.

It's time: otacos.ca/en/#our-prod...

*huge exasperated soul-crushingly depressed sigh* bing bong