Yes you can’t push someone with two hands in the age of VAR but Anderson should be ashamed of that flop

oh my good god the MC just used the word activations this place is cursed

nothing says “we definitely know who our fanbase is” by dragging your most loyal fans to a shitty club in Ivy City that’s been playing ear shattering dance music for the past hour whoever came up with this should be fired

instantly punished by the gods, haaland might have to blood eagle him at halftime

Thierry and The Zlatan saying “absolutely not” while Lalas goes Full Suit Wanker in the Miami humidity is amazing

also I am constantly bewildered that @washingtonspirit.com has their watch parties in the most inaccessible locations 🙄 when my choices to get there are 40 minute drive or 85 minute metro + bus…you guys made a terrible fucking decision I’m on my way but I reserve my right to be annoyed

Nats I love you to death but it is the year of our Lord 2026 you can come up with so many better theme night ideas than “Harry Potter Night”

Ye olde national construction cranes

I mean, his goals include conquering Mars and creating a perfect artificial intelligence and all sorts of other amazing shit he'll never ever do. I'd be worth more than the rest of the Earth if I just kept betting it all on a roulette wheel for a straight year and never lost once. Same idea.

Norway by 12 imo

I’d just like to explicitly call out here that you can have a letter taken door to door over literally thousands of miles for less than a dollar. USPS is amazing.

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

viva la revolución

MS NOW: Kash Patel abruptly cancelled a planned flight Friday to see his girlfriend this weekend after top administration officials frustrated with Patel summoned him to the White House. Several people said top Trump deputies were disturbed by a range of actions by Patel.

hang it in the louvre

More denunciations of the Justice Dept sending agents to the home of reporters ===>

glad he made it back. a congressman having a run-in with deranged armed cultists reminds me of jonestown.

okay that may have been the best Wait Wait Don't Tell Me of the year 😂😂 also, for both being Rock Guys, Jason Narducy was about a million times better of a guest than Stephen Malkmus, who sounded totally disinterested and either bored or stoned out of his mind lmao

Phil Collins writing In the Air Tonight

Everyone has always known this stuff has nothing to do with reality but it’s really never been quite as stark as it is now with all these Droopy Dog looking guys mocking the lack of virile manhood in another guy because he ate lettuce once

Someone said it looks like a suburban Thai restaurant lol

for me JP's voice will always be inextricably linked to the shot heard round the world game -- what a career he's had

An old man is comatose, his wife fled the country, and someone else is removing the carpeting. This is like minute 53 of a Law & Order.

'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Bullpen Where This Regularly Happens

the nats have shown a lot of willingness to add new arms to their bullpen. when will they try adding good ones?

Mitch McConnell knew exactly what Donald Trump was, knew exactly what he meant for this country, and deliberately chose to enable and support it every step of the way

I react the same way to this as I do to my run club’s 70+ yo marathoners: “good for you pal, no reason to give up your sport if you still enjoy it”

Waiting for rigor tortoise to set in

imagine a politician facing consequences for lying to the public…what a novel concept!!

Yup. A real hinge of history.

he is so very fucking dead and it’s an embarrassment that no one else is willing to do basic journalism

I feel like the British would be horrified if they found out that “BBC America” has become another channel with generic crime drama reruns all day (but I love me some Jack McCoy so 😂)

Too much of an embarrassment for *this* White House

Elaine’s flipping that shit, smart

lmao he’s gonna miss seeing his girlfriend be the first performer aka the one no one pays attention to at smokeout tomorrow

Five-byline alert: 🚨 “.. Patel abruptly cancelled a planned flight Friday to see his girlfriend in Chicago this weekend, after top administration officials frustrated with Patel summoned him to the White House ..” @ms.now www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

factor this into considering that he only got 46% last time and….??? I’d almost want to bet on Binface 😂

lmfao they suck so much ass I really like the way IG has enabled me to make a ton of cool connections but Mark needs to fuck off and retreat to his underground lake in the Misty Mountains

I’m just saying, this is how I ended up an #s04 fan ☠️😂

ah yes Vienna famously right next to Lincoln

I love finding out there’s a storm rolling through because I can see the lightning strikes on my TV (in the form of interference)

honestly, disavow him and ban him from their games if he’s going to use their name like that

The cool thing is the Biden Admin already did this nationwide and then those assholes on the 8th Circuit overturned it once Trump was in office

in the handball world championship, teams that are eliminated in the first round (there are 2 group rounds) play out for their position to get the same number of games, so I’ll see your 9th place game and raise you a 25th, 27th, 29th and 31st place game 😂 the US earned 26th place in the last one

The year is 2010, Spain is heading to the World Cup semifinals, Lebron James is considering his decision.

BUT MOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

These Polymarket ads claiming they "predict the future" are going to drive me fucking insane. You're not predicting anything. You're making a bet and occasionally getting lucky. That's all. It's like a cargo cult formed around a roulette wheel.

Wild how much credit Mamdani is building up by just taking on a bunch of easy wins everyone has been asking for. Absolutely no reason this can’t be adopted elsewhere Politicians could make our lives so much easier with very little effort if they actually wanted to

a twenty-five yard .03 xG shot leading to a .69 tap in to advance to a world cup semifinal, team bangers only gladly accepts this gift