…I definitely just got passed by Whiskey Pete’s motorcade going to Arlington

today in Nate’s Dating Life: I allegedly have a coffee date in an hour but the girl has still not confirmed where/when my friend:

RT to save a life

That is a fantastic question that everybody around here has been asking all weekend to no avail.

Unbelievably sad to hear of Randy’s passing, sending his family love and prayers❤️

oh my word this is so so sad

Kid caught a homerun ball the Pirates want back and the kid who caught it is in on the phone negotiating. Everyone is saying he should ask for Skenes stuff. I'd demand they bring McCutchen back

The members of the cult say high prices aren't a problem, because they'll just stop eating.

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

I really wish Solace mounted their TVs lower but soccer @sickosfc.bsky.social reporting for duty…and don’t forget about Wolfsburg-Paderborn tomorrow! (that should get a Sickos Warning)

I remember when the GOP crapped on Obama's deal with Iran for releasing some funds. I guess the lesson is to waste a shit ton of ordnance, do less damage than advertised to Iran's military capabilities, undermine freedom of the seas, and then get an inferior deal.

*goes out on the back deck, takes some deep breaths* • What a fucking game. • In a transitional game like that, all bets are off. • Should have subbed smarter maybe. • If you don’t support the team when they lose, don’t support them when they win. • Lots of season left. • PROUD TO BE A SPIRIT 👊💚💛

"You're too inferior to grasp the wonders of AI" is not the convincing argument he thinks it is.

alright everyone have some Cindy teef and quit freaking out, good night

tbh we had big mistakes but I’m not mad, we put in a fucking shift and our opponent did too. I thought this was a great game.

This Concacaf final is absolutely the silliest and greatest game of all time.

AAAAAAAAAA Cindy has had quite enough of me 😂

ROSE KOUASSI

Cindy is Mad(tm) that I woke her up yelling that loud 😂

Gol Spirit! Rose Kouassi on the start of play banks one in off of the far post and we’re 2-2!

OMG SOFIA CANTORE

WASHINGTON (AP) — Law enforcement responding to report of shots fired near White House.

Arthur with the biggest possible “I was sleeping why are you bothering me” look 😂

God, it rules so much that he skipped his son's wedding because he was so busy, only to sit around making posts about Hulk Hogan.

Winner gets Liverpool at home in the lunchtime kickoff on opening day next season

Us realizing Stuttgart can pull off an upset today

my friend is currently in Lissabon and as far as either of us can tell yes this is a real bar 😂😂

If you need an Alexandria angle for this EFL Championship playoff final, Ivor Pandor the Hull goalkeeper is on the Croatian national team and will be eating pizza in ALX a few short weeks from now.

Final Day of the Amateurs, when the 21 regional cup finals that qualify amateur teams to next year’s DFB-Pokal take place on national TV, is one of the coolest things in soccer — watching two 5th div teams take penalties and you know it’s the biggest game of their lives cc: @sickosfc.bsky.social

between DFB-Pokal qualifying day, Championship playoff final, Rapid, DFB-Pokal final, DCU and Spirit I think I can spend almost the entire day watching soccer 🙌

congrats to jared polis for getting played like a chump

Thinking of this Watergate era Doonesbury this morning.

it is really, really cool that CBS is sticking the championship playoff final on P+ in favor of extended UWCL final buildup 👏

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

big ol’ paws 😭

she wap (could her tail be the next @spiritsquadron.bsky.social drummer??)

if Claudio pulls his helicopter dad ass shit again I swear to god

'Broadview Six' Case Dismissed On Grounds Of The Prosecutors Are Malevolent Idiots www.wonkette.com/p/broadview-... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Props to Blackburn, this is a very funny promotion.

trump gonna get a bunch of us military members killed on memorial day weekend isn't he

he's gonna Maduro Castro for sure

this is hilarious, I hope whoever told Walz to not be himself during the 24 campaign steps on the pointiest Legos and has their coffee order screwed up every day for the rest of their life

BREAKING: Judge Waverly Crenshaw dismisses indictment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia based on selective and vindictive prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

New York Dog with the win and gets heavily booed by the crowd in Indiana. #Wienie500

In case you're wondering, yes, Trump's schedule lists him at his golf club in New Jersey this weekend. You can't expect him to attend his son's wedding with a demanding schedule like that.

I could not stop laughing at all the Wienie innuendo jammed into this clip. #Wienie500