Postmogged by Omar, Mace turns to take it out on Bondi in display of copemaxxing.

Attendance Craters at Moon Church.

He needs a study to look into <making coffee cold> Looking forward to his investigation into the existence of molecules.

I listened to a deftones song and was like, "Yup, that was pretty deft." The Deft Ones should go on that Ho Tones show.

Radio Espresso Electric Six - "How Dare You??"

Radio Espresso Sodom - "Nuclear Winter"

I don't watch a lot of movies or shows anymore, but "Primal" is a serious hoot. They could keep this show going essentially forever. They could keep it going until they're left with an in-world explanation for the obvious Time Warp.

This goes towards my "Half-a-Penny Hypothesis". Half a penny of every defense dollar gets spent on functionality and the other 99 1/2 are just stolen. They can't pass audits. New trillion dollar budget. Cardboard, Potemkin Ass Military. Pour more money into the theft machine, why doncha?

Well shit, if Jesus is coming back, this is a war for all the marbles.

Neera would accept partisan endorsements from Jack the Ripper. Nasty_Jack - "vote dem" *neera retweet*

Radio Tornado The world is a scary place. Why aren't you wearing little rocks about it? Electric Six - "Turquoise"

Radio Tornado 🎶When you lift into the sky it's not something you can buy no one wants to die but we all do it anyway🎶 Electric Six - "The Wheel Finds A Way"

Radio Tornado I play this to remind myself that I live in the nazi universe. Foxy Shazam - "Oh Lord"

"Unfollowed but not blocked" is a special category of person for me. I find you inoffensive, but I'll probably see your shit on "discover" or "popular with friends".

Fancy that. I'm a red-eyed anti-chud, because when I see reactionary chud activity, I go red in the eyes, like a demon.

Radio Tornado Grandpa needs a girlfriend! Can metal weirdos find love? Ningen Isu - "Heartless Scat"

Radio Tornado World Destruction isn't just a blowback pod intro. Exodus - "Fabulous Disaster"

They did it because Lennon is dead. You want dead-man privilege? There's a way, bro.

I'll accept that china has harnessed capital (and even allowed capitalist practices), yet they've never bombed anyone because of it.

I remember buying comics at a used bookstore with the first one-eyed cat I ever saw. The first "store with cat" I ever went to. "The Bookworm" - overland park, KS. 1986.

Radio Tornado United Fronting Create that shit again Outta nothing S.O.D. - "United Forces"

Just look at this fucking asshole.

Anybody shilling for Platner is spooked up.

So, we're in a "x100" situation, I reckon. Little chance of telling the truth, so I figure there's some military angel moms who will be told that their little tommy went AWOL to join the circus.

Looking at the previous comments before replying to a post is the sign of an overly cautious bedwetter.

"How do you sleep at night?" Most days, I forget that Israel has nuclear weapons.

Too old for a hitler youth haircut. Throw the book at him. Looking at the tree wondering how far the apple fell.

I kinda wanna skip ahead, rip back the veil of time, and peek at Friday.

BUT PERHAPS... Haven't you considered that perhaps maybe something nice will happen?

Q: What do you get when you divide infinity by 50%? A: Still infinity. i.e. you could do that 50% and they'd still be colossally wealthy.

*intrusive thoughts* Sometimes I wonder if the only real thing preventing me from swiping someone's wheelbarrow from their backyard is that I can't just ride away in it. It's a weird thing about being old: you can end up with intrusive thoughts that are old enough to drink legally.

Aw. I broke my monitor. I saw this image and reflexively threw my shoes at it.

Operation Epic Bodybags is going to rack up so many points in own-goals.

I will 1000% never regret blocking anyone with Myers-Briggs bullshit in bio.

Seems like reform (or new technology) never actually changes police behavior -- they stay exactly the same but get more expensive.

I love a punchline that doesn't require the joke: e.g., "The Aristocrats!" Joined by, "Friendly Fire". lmfao

Thinking about how much booze money the new owners of my corner store would have made while waiting for their liquor license for 60 days (at a place that sells more beer than gasoline).

Say goodnight, Gracie.

Let's be real: we're in this mess because iranians stole churchill's oil.

I never click on these clickbait headlines, so I get to imagine the punchline. >JD vance is actually a werewolf... with a terrible case of mange, just fully hideous

It took me a good 7 seconds to realize that this wasn't eulogizing the turtle.

TFW you're at a funeral and the corpse abruptly sits up in the casket and makes this face. Jinkies!

There's a bunch of spook analysts rn who are butthurt that we invalidated all the work they did vetting local collaborators by annihilating anyone who could foreseeably run the country.

Just blocked tf outta Naomi Klein. She's joining the Arendt and Chomsky list in my heart. (I don't announce blocks usually, but here I am very disappointed.)

Talking about blackwater-totenkopf Platner? Oh, I've already made up my mind.

This really crashes my bandicoot.

I'd feel so bad if I was a stand-up comic and somebody brutally jestermogged me. Fellow comedians, gifted hecklers, it sounds awful. :P

You might think I don't respect the art of film, but I'll have you know I'm seriously considering watching "Bikini Shark".

It will now cost $5 to make me read the word "distraction".

If you start a criticism with, "my opponent is essentially correct, but..." you never should have opened your mouth.