having some concerns about tonight’s dog walks

who among us does not enjoy hollering about cocks [pause] anyway ngl my most irrational sports behavior is hating every team but mine and yet expecting everyone to support me in cheering for my team, i’m not proud of it

lol fans replying to say it’s weird to them to that indiana is good you see, i’m less on the “it’s weird” side and more on the “how DARE they be good when my mediocre team isn’t” side, i am filled with resentment about it

(hoosiers fans don’t read this) i have no love for penn state but it simply doesn’t sit right with me that indiana is good at football, so this current situation is good to me

did not expect to hear rg3 singing fleetwood mac on this broadcast but here we are

thank u for the dumb penalty, southern cal guy

this football game is annoying

i’m stressed, bentley’s tummy troubles seem to be having a little flare up, and my parents’ dog is old and i think starting to be a little confused in general in other words, all three of us are going through it in some way so we’re all cuddled up in my bed on/under a fleece blanket for comfort

northwestern wyd

good the officials agree

touchdown cats imo

i do not care for southern cal doing a successful fake punt

i turned on delilah because for all the joking we do about her show she is kind of soothing to me but she's talking to a 14-year-old about parentification and i again need something a little less heavy rn

the supreme court:

that's right go cats

fox playing a song called "friday night" as bumper music on a friday night, 10/10 no notes

trying to explain to my parents' dog that i am already freaked out being the only person in the house so i need him to not bark at nothing intermittently and startle me

i just learned right this moment that northwestern plays tonight, and with south carolina off tomorrow, that means my saturday is about to be football stress-free what a time

post you from a different era it’s called fashion, look it up

when autumn comes, it doesn't ask it just walks in where it left you last you never know when it starts until there's fog inside the glass around your summer heart

sorry to my parents' electricity bill but one thing about me is i will be turning every light in the house on when i'm here solo

lotsa colors still outside

the news is showing video of a stolen ambulance pursuit for the first time and the anchors are reacting in real time, "oh wow!" "OHHHHH" lol

both the dogs are napping and i'm watching a hallmark christmas movie this is how most of our weekend is going to go tbh

a new friend

spotted in the suburbs: millennial dad jogging alongside his son riding a bike, with linkin park’s “in the end” playing from a speaker that feels right

lol there’s a house in my parents’ neighborhood getting professionally decorated for christmas and the whole crew is in santa suit hoodies i have to respect it

michael strahan just called the government shutdown/lawmakers still getting paid embarrassing on good morning america, he's added some commentary on a few recent politics-related stories and tbh i appreciate it

lol my dad asked if i’d seen the gambling ads that say you can get $300 when you bet $5 and i had to work really hard to avoid saying i have a dumb bit online that uses that setup

it absolutely is not, greg this man is a ghoul

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

the people who do this are the ones the number at the end of the gambling ads is for

yessssss we've got a teen girl calling into delilah to talk about the crush she has on a boy

talbots kids was inherently dorky but a girl in my sunday school class who i know was popular at her school and i did have the same velour cardigan set and even if her mom only made her wear it to church, i appreciated us (very briefly) being on the same level socially

this can’t be legal

look at this vintage treasure in my parents’ garage

in other words, wisconsin is not being fickle with luke

tough scene for all "sportsball" crowd

a woman called into delilah tonight and immediately started talking about how she’s going through a nasty divorce and will be in court on monday for the custody battle ma’am this is a lot i’m just trying to hear some christmas tunes (delilah told her to be strong and at peace for her kids)

uh

moon is out here mooning

i love every millennial teen girl fashion nostalgia reel that comes across my instagram feed, the chokehold graphic tees with various inappropriate sayings had on us as a population in the mid-2000s will never be replicated

we’ve got cotton candy clouds tonight

wearing shorts on november 5, this is good weather imo

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

this happens every time i come home now, the parmesan goldfish he bought when i was home two weeks ago are still here, as is a new bag of cheddar ones

if we're gonna talk about defunct nbc shows we should talk about great news, i don't even know if it was actually good but the main character was named katie and nicole richie's character was funny so i watched both seasons of it

lol my dad keeps offering me a caramel apple and i keep saying no because it has peanuts on it and he keeps going "are you SURE" i do want one in general but i did not suddenly become a fan of peanuts so yes i am sure i do not want this specific one