Not here for this . Martin is just terrible, thought he was a decent signing, just gives up runs like aol gave out CDs

Ok, since the day is here for the first series between the Cubs and the Cardinals, just a reminder that this account is not a fair and friendly place for Cardinals' fans. Fuck the Cardinals, today and forever. May they lose all 162 every year for a decade.

Two in a row? You can't spell wow without two ws #cubs

I really didn't see this cubesing from the cubes coming. Not really mad, just disappointed. #we'renotgood

The great replacement theory, replacing shaw with a Venezuelan, he's probably apoplectic.

Fedde doing a Taillon, nice. Go Cubs!

Less than an ideal start for Taillon. Bats need to show up #Cubs

Oh well, they'll probably score a run Tuesday I'm sure. L On to Atlanta

The Cubs should score some runs here, imo. Wouldn't want to disappoint their mothers.

Miss you Mom

They are saying "Go Cubs"

W Ten in a row. #Wearegood

Busch is back!

See ya' from Seiya! Poor Happy ran all those times for nothing

A nice four Happer and we're up 1- 0 #Cubs

All the cool people are saying Let's Go Cubs!

I sometimes ponder if I could adjust back to a world where the government was a benign force of relative incompetence and boredom rather than seemingly actively trying to murder wide swaths of people. I hope I live long enought to see it. I took it for granted.

W The confines have almost never been friendlier. #wearegood ?

Yep longtime Michael Conforto fan here.

Walk off walk. W This is fun. Did I read we are bringing back #wearegood ?

Thornton? OK, Thornton. Now let's score the dammed Manfred man

Could score three and walk it off. Why not?

This is not ideal relieving here. #cubs

Ian hit the Crap out of that one... 2- 1 cubs

W Walk off again! Busch gets player of the day

It's 445 and I'm wide awake, frankly this is rude of now me towards afternoon me who will crash.

Conforto walks it off! W Always loved signing him, don't search.

W Webb with the save.

Leadoff walks . Seasick Vargas has been a problem.

Let's go Cubs!

W Let's not make walking the bases loaded in the 8th a thing though.

Blueberry Plantar Fascitis

Ballesteros with a drive, Is this the 83 Masters? 3-2 Cubs

Many people are saying they are back

Wx10 Sorry, fell asleep what happened? Lol

Wx9 This is fun! A little hairier than necessary Nice job Dansby

Must be 1975, because Busch is back! #Cubs

Shaw in for PCA is a real vibe killer. Still, let's go #Cubs

Wx8 And the cold guys got hot! Sing the damn song!

Riley is my favorite Martin, but good job Corbin

Wx7 Lots of baserunners, which is nice.

Michael Busch with a hit only a mother could love, but hey, it counts for two!

I was told that other countries paid tariffs, why aren't we sending billions back to China? Oh, cuz that was bullshit.

Wx6 Love that song

"Goose had him played right" Jim Deshaies is a treasure

Meet the Mets Sweep the Mets W Ugly one

Click your heels, that's a W. Cubs are back

Kelly, Carson Since It's a Dong (2026 version) #Cubs

Poor men wanna be rich Rich men wanna be king And a king ain't satisfied til he rules everything. The Book of Bruce

W 10-4 over and out