What would you call one Montreal Expo being removed from the Nats Park Ring of Honor? A good start.

Wow. He doesn’t want to represent this franchise? Well how about we pry his name off the Nats Park ring of honor then. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/03/11/c...

Fun Fact: the Nats payroll is about $30 million less than the A’s.

Ok. So how many sexual assaults does Bam get?

Another person whose I appeal I fail to understand.

Covering for the incompetent tv talking head is why i paid $50 to gas up the car last night.

today's news dredging up this 1987 Far Side cartoon from my childhood memory

I’m now old enough where they automatically trim my eyebrows and run the clippers around my ear. Sigh.

The prevalence of these things all over the league is a total scourge. They mark up the prices making you pay inflated costs for the seat and the supposed giveaway. Then for the “day” the Nats usually don’t really do anything special. Maybe someone connected throws out the 1st pitch.

It’s a mistake to think that how he calls games is important. 80% of his importance is as being a good-hang jock-trophy on the golf course for TV execs and sponsors. Sucks for us!

Wow. The Bride was exactly what I was expecting going in. Not sure I’ve seen a train wreck as occasionally entertaining as this. Just one terrible misfire after another. It’s terrific but please don’t go see it. It sucks. Everyone involved should be in jail. Can’t wait for their next movie.

Farewell, sweet prince. www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/03/paol...

One of my absolute favorites. What an amazing film.

This is sorta like what… trading Zimmerman?

Someone better take his shoelaces.

I’m just a lowly lapsed Catholic, not an evangelical. But it seems to me that if you have to browbeat a rock into proving your faith, you’re kind of missing what makes the mystery of faith so incredible.

Guest column? What happened to their arts columnists?

Really thought Warming had a shot to be the right half of a 1B platoon w Garcia.

Opening Day lineup?

Wow. We’re electing literal nazis now. {What’s that? Ah, close enough}

Go burn a library.

I wonder if Ted has any comments about what’s going on in the Middle East since it’s affecting one of his key strategic partners.

Oh Christ. The hits just keep coming.

The beat would twist him like a pretzel.

Cheers!

The best part about the WaPo/Athletic news is that finally Bog and Svrluga get to be colleagues with Jim Bowden.

Auspicious start to the morning. Guy at the bus stop looks me in the eye, does the head nod while saying “morning”, then waits a beat before ripping a giant fart.

Why does it feel like we’re in week 16 of this as a story?

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This is what we deserve for taking the aquarium out of the Commerce Department building.

I didn’t realize they were allowed to cover dc sports.

I thought they suspended players for ‘roids!?

How confident are we that the error bar for 1) the pitch measurement 2) the strike zone edge is less than 0.1”?

Lotta praise on the bad place for all the cameras measurements and data the Nats are using. Good. They’re doing things they should’ve been doing for years. But still: it isn’t enough to do them. You have to be better at it than 27 other teams. (LAA/COL excepted). Thats the hole.

As if today wasn’t already hard enough for Sid Crosby.

nathan mackinnon going up to reporters with the deserve-to-win-o-meter pulled up on his phone

Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

Little misty over here. Must be the sinus pressure from the head cold. Yeah that’s it.

FUCK YES!!!!

Both teams are playing exactly as they were designed. Canada was built to overwhelm you with possession and skill. Just smother you with talent. The US roster is designed to win a close game with a strong forecheck and suffocating defense. I hate this.

Purple Heart for Hughes.

Can anyone think of a puck-moving defenseman who might be able to help Team USA exit their own zone?

Love the “they just need to find the right line combo to sustain pressure” analysis as they’re repeatedly being caved in by 6 of the best forwards in the world.

I want to die

also Binnington literally means "Trash City" in British

USA USA USA!!!