Get him the fuck off the roster. This is ridiculous.

You're not supposed to, you piece of shit, that's what's so great about it

Wait to hear how she pronounces pied-à-terre.

sure this is a friendly and w/e, but this opponent on this particular date is objectively hilarious

50 names listed. You’ll never guess who is NOT listed. Oh? You did? I guess that was kinda obvious.

Star?

Final in Chicago, Nationals 2, White Sox 1 in 10 innings. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME JOURNEY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

You fool! You absolute moron! You dunce! The Nats are back baby!!!

Tanned ✅ Rested ✅ Ready ❓❔

Final in Chicago, Nationals 6, White Sox 3 in 10 innings. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME JOURNEY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

Every goddamn game.

Yeah not sure I get this one. I get there are learning opportunities. But high leverage with a kid over and over seems… odd.

It was a fun couple of delusional weeks there. Water has found its level.

^BS-L for my bunghole At least his family was there to see it.

^E3 for my bunghole. I regret the error.

Words of wisdom

Is it the talent level?

HR for my bunghole! (Is this anything? Still workshopping)

Boooooooo

That costs money

This pitch was so bad James Wood pulled the ball

An inning late but Wood made it feel on time. Cheers!

Think bigger.

Littell is just four homers allowed from breaking Bert Blyleven’s single season record.

More like Suck Shittell?

I’m just so glad Cole is here to watch this.

Ricky Jay auto RT

As I say in the story, as a Post alum, I don't like it. But I was struck by how blunt elected Dems were: The Post editorial board had no pull in NoVa anymore and their "no" advocacy didn't matter. www.semafor.com/article/04/2...

Final in Washington, Nationals 11, Braves 4. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME JOURNEY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

Nats are only five back in the division… 😎

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Guess it’s time I figure out just how exactly they pronounce Goochland.

Aside from who started it, states like CA and VA putting a counter-gerrymander up to a referendum, where people are told and can make a decision on the context for why it's being done, has vastly more democratic legitimacy than state legislators rushing it through because they got bullied by POTUS.

It.

Ah, Election Day in VA. Where Air Bud’s team starts whining about the rules after the other team brings out its own talented dog.

Watched the IMAX Speed Racer re release tonight. Nearly sold out. The crowd after was effervescent. Just buzzing in the lobby. Fun time!

Even more impressive when you realize they haven’t gotten to face their own bullpen.

The Nats celebrated Screech’s birthday today. And yet…

Final in Washington, Nationals 3, Giants 0. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME JOURNEY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

I can think of one manager with a championship pedigree and plenty of NL East experience who would be just perfect in NY and the high pressure of expectations.

Oh uh cheers!

How broadcasts frame things impacts how fans see it. The Nats lost yesterday because Vivas jogged on a routine grounder which meant Adames could make an amazing game saving play. Nats Tv didn’t mention it. Barely showed a replay. Nats radio glossed quickly.

I guess if I’m going to quibble with the managing it’s that if all those other pitchers were basically available, why Parker? He’s terrible. Worst guy out there. Better to have him mop up tomorrow!

That one’s on Jorby. Total lack of hustle.

What the hell were you looking at?!

It’s really weird actually caring about results. It’s been a while.