TIL: Kevin Patullo has at least 22 people in his family #eagles

Hot take: Birds are better off for having lost yesterday -- had they won a couple of playoff games I worry that would have talked management into keeping Patullo. #eagles

Fight Nazis.

Good morning, it’s a beautiful day to fire Kevin Patullo

My remaining rooting interests are as follows NFC: 1. Bears 2. Meteor strike 3. Seahawks 4. Rams 5. 49ers AFC: 1. Bills 2. Steelers but only if Rodgers gets hurt and misses the rest of the season 3. Texans 4. Chargers 5. Patriots 6. Steelers if Rodgers is playing

Now we are all Bills fans.

Terrible time for A.J. Brown and Devonta Smith to get the dropsies.

Call just one obvious holding penalty on the 49ers line challenge

Tom Brady is so good in the booth and I hate it.

@elenah.bsky.social remind me where to go to report a traffic near miss? (On Mt. Vernon, of course)

Your unexpected NFL statistic of the day: Jalen Hurts has more career playoff wins (6) than Matthew Stafford (5).

Here’s an idea for 2026 - Let’s pay teachers at the same level as firefighters and police. www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...

True story

I once ran into Ralph Nader at Swing’s (coffee shop near the White House)

I really want to answer this using The Beatles and The English Beat but that just winds up being “The English Beatles” and everybody would be like “yeah, they were English, how is that pertinent?”

Dear Apple: I literally never want the wind map. Stop defaulting to it instead of the radar.

Accurate.

With this defense, the Eagles can beat anybody. Unfortunately, with this offense they can also lose to anybody.

Out of a deep respect and affection for @alexgoyette.bsky.social, I am not posting through this game.

Bari Weiss redeeming herself with tonight’s hard-hitting investigative story on 60 Minutes: “where does bourbon get its taste?” I wish this were a joke. It is not.

Currently sitting in a coffee shop / used bookstore. Across the street is a bike shop. Just need to get a record store on the opposite corner and this is like my platonic ideal of a street corner.

I always laugh at people suggesting it's entitled not to want to die because someone behind the wheel of a car wants to pay less attention than they are legally required to.

Nobody loves losing as much as these losers.

Working through my #vinylsanta gifts with John Denver’s “Rocky Mountain Christmas” (1975). Absolutely lovely stuff, and I probably would not have pulled it out of a bin on my own. And that album art is gorgeous! #vinylcommunity album.link/i/1453877734

I'll bet whomever put together the NFL schedule wasn't expecting three Christmas Day games to feature three backup QBs and almost no playoff implications.

Let the kids raid my sticker collection (prompted by Younger Child wanting to decorate his new skateboard). Very pleased that he chose the “get in good trouble” sticker.

Thank you so much #vinylsanta — especially excited about the Lucky Strike branded comp: that was my grandfather’s brand. 🚬 #jazzsky #vinylcommunity

Excellent haul from #vinylsanta — will post pics after family gifts are all opened (so like an hour)

Just learned that Ketanji Brown Jackson is godmother to one of Older Child’s classmates.

What an absolute delight scrolling through the #vinylsanta feed.

It’s a long story why it wasn’t there until now but my #vinylsanta gift is finally under the tree instead of hiding in the closet. And I must say, Santa did a fantastic job decorating it. Check back in a few hours to find the contents.

Can #arachnid bsky help me identify this? It’s about 1cm by 1cm inclusive of the legs.

ah i see where the confusion's coming rom here. none of this has ever been about saving money. it's about racism. hope that helps

All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house. This is where America is now

“The pool came out of nowhere and, yes, I drove right into it”

One cool thing about waiting this long is the stores just want to get rid of their remaining trees so they’re dirt cheap.

One area the Eagles have excelled in all season is not punching fans

I let my kids know at 8:30 this morning that I’d be picking them up at lunchtime so they’d be ready. Reader, they were not ready.

Welp, guess I should go get a Christmas tree

Patriots are starting to look kinda fraud-y, aren’t they?

I managed to buy a book for Younger Child that he already has. Anybody know of any charities still taking Christmas gift donations in/around Alexandria? (We also have a LEGO set to donate).

So I went and watched the AJ - Jake Paul bout and… Jake Paul is not good at boxing. His hands were down against a heavy hitter the entire fight.

Re-Volt. (Previously Wind Waker but they did that one!) Other candidates: MediEvil, NBA Jam

When’s the last time an NFL team had two ties in the same season?

Not all heroes wear capes

Malik Willis gonna Pipp Jordan Love.

Eagles fans out hear complaining about "offensive struggles" when the birds put 29 on the board (plus two missed FG) and 207 yards rushing. Still some questionable play calling in the first half but they may be finding a groove. Bills game next week gonna teach us a lot.

I knew I liked this guy. (Thread)

Remember when Jake Elliot was good?