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Terrible call to end the game
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David_j_roth
about 1 hour ago
Working on a commercial with a budget in the low millions right now that will air during the Super Bowl. I'm not allowed to reveal too much about it, but let's just say that Chris Pratt walks down a long hallway while doing something on his phone.
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No Murray Head NO DEAL
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about 1 hour ago
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These guys have the best Dodgers show out there, check them out if you’re into that kind of jazz
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about 2 hours ago
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Richard M. Nixon
about 3 hours ago
I never said Mueller would get him and I never thought Biden would go for the throat. This is the worst trouble he's been in, and it's his own fault. Barring acts of God I think he's president until '28, but if this is as bad as it looks then it would be generous to call him a lame duck.
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Gail Simone
about 4 hours ago
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
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Garrett M. Graff
about 3 hours ago
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
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WICKED VS PREDATOR
about 3 hours ago
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Razzball
about 10 hours ago
Curb music plays
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These guys are breaking the first rule of grifting: make the lies believable
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about 4 hours ago
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Carl Quintanilla
about 4 hours ago
Or daylights. Or sunsets. Or midnights or cups of coffee. 🎼
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HYUUUUGE WIN
about 5 hours ago
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BEAUFORT T NIX
about 5 hours ago
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That’s clearly a first down, come on
about 5 hours ago
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Jenn đź©·
about 7 hours ago
How are there 14 seasons of The Masked Singer? Who the fuck is watching this shit? I mean, no judgement but… so much judgement.
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Jason Koebler
about 10 hours ago
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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Sorry, forgot they’re down 3
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about 5 hours ago
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Broncos are in 4 down mode now
about 5 hours ago
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Oh my god
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about 5 hours ago
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Huge block on the PAT right there
about 5 hours ago
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Well shit
about 5 hours ago
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That looks like a concussion for Bryant II
about 6 hours ago
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News and Coffee
about 6 hours ago
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Walker Bragman
about 7 hours ago
I cannot stress enough how hard we need to prosecute these fascists.
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Hosed! On the Tackle Call
about 7 hours ago
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weeder
about 8 hours ago
He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
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Rob Friedman
about 7 hours ago
2025 PitchingNinja "Mound Impressionist" Award. 🤣🏆 Winner: Miguel Rojas
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Also there
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about 7 hours ago
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Would have liked a TD there
about 8 hours ago
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WE DID IT
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about 8 hours ago
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This could be us, bro
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about 8 hours ago
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STOP THE COUNT
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about 8 hours ago
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There’s a reason I live here folks, people have no idea how insanely good the weather is—don’t tell anyone
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about 8 hours ago
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70 degrees right before gametime in Denver, not a cloud in the sky
about 8 hours ago
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As terrible a person someone would have to be to have an affair, I kind of have to admire the energy and organizational effort involved
about 8 hours ago
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JP Acosta
about 8 hours ago
Today’s Stat that doesn’t feel real, but it is: Justin Herbert is 0-3 against Trevor Lawrence
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This Is The Way —->
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about 9 hours ago
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Playing the Golden Oldies
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about 10 hours ago
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If you see an ICE person and you’re so inclined you should let them know that someday soon they’re going to go to prison for their crimes
about 10 hours ago
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Mike X. Nichols
about 11 hours ago
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
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Football > Emergency Plumbing
about 10 hours ago
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Why even bother running more plays here, just kick the field goal FFS
about 12 hours ago
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Steven Ruiz
7 days ago
we should be able to vote on whether a game gets to go into overtime
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️
1 day ago
hey bruh your guitar is gently weeping
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Chris Bianchi
about 13 hours ago
Officially a top-5 latest first snow in Denver as of today. We are a lock to move into the top-3, though we may finally (and probably marginally) snap this skid later this week.
#COwx
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Jesse Hawken
about 13 hours ago
HEAT (Michael Mann, 1995)
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This game is an international incident
about 13 hours ago
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Patrick Chovanec
1 day ago
MTG isn't speaking truth to power. She is trying to grab a seat on a lifeboat after she helped steer the ship into an iceberg.
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Tom Shapira
about 17 hours ago
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Look at it again
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about 14 hours ago
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