We need to go back to a few years ago when the AI generated videos all looked like Lovecraftian horrorscapes

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Meanwhile I absolutely love the insane mass casualty set pieces they come up with in the Final Destination movies, those are badass

The Pitt is like this too, I’m not interested in spending time in a hospital, I’m probably eventually going to die in one

The Handmaid’s Tale is right up my alley as a alternate future dystopian thriller but it’s just too fucking miserable to watch, it literally makes me tense and upset

REPUBLICANS: socialism is evil ALSO REPUBLICANS: America is great because we have Social Security, Medicare, public education, military, public roads, libraries, and public utility companies because we have no idea that these are actual fucking examples of socialism in America

I vote that we replay he first inning

Shohei Ohtani singled in the seventh inning, extending his on-base streak to 53 games, tied with Shawn Green for longest in LA Dodgers history It's the longest MLB streak since Orlando Cabrera reached in 63 straight games for the Angels in 2006

Coldplay never called them

Don't use Marihuana… Unless you want weird orgies, wild parties, and unleashed passions

if you’ve suddenly realized gerrymandering is bad, may I introduce you to the electoral college

This is The Way

What Virginia has shown us is that when they go low we should kick them in the fucking face

Heartwarming stuff here

ok fine i will manage the mets

Last time their franchise lost 12 in a row in 1 season: 2026 NYM 2024 CWS 2022 LAA 2021 ARI BAL CHC TEX 2016 MIN 2015 ATL CIN 2013 HOU 2012 KC 2011 SEA 2010 PIT 2008 WSH 2004 MIL TB 1996 DET 1994 ATH SD 1993 COL 1981 TOR 1961 PHI 1944 LAD SF 1931 CLE 1930 BOS 1916 STL 1908 NYY Never MIA

I like my women like I like my “Columbo” episodes. Guest starring Robert Culp.

Virginia Conservatives haven't taken L like this since Appomatox

first inning was quite an adventure. like deliverance

The Dodgers sure are having an inning out there tonight

Someone must have said it

Remembering how a fresh pack of smokes smelled, sitting on a porch with a decent beer on a spring evening, discussing philosophy 7 drinks in, and how the world still felt full of untapped potential at 4am on May 10, 2006

Oh no The Mets

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

Can’t wait for the Alito opinion that claims Texas can redistrict while California can’t, should be an absolute fucking masterpiece

most gerrymanders are republican legislators saying fuck the voters these ones are the voters saying fuck republican legislators

The family-owned place right up the road from me makes a really nice New York pie too

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

Chicago: Lou Malnati’s Colorado: Beau Jo’s

You can’t say “Bonilla” at Citi Field, the word is cursed like saying the name of The Scottish Play in the theater

Correct.

Sorry but we’re at war here, if you don’t realize that you’ve lost

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

sir, i don't believe that's how you spell it

Slouching! Towards Bethlehem

Bread is just acoustic toast send post

Enjoy your gilded ballroom you thieving fucks

He’s dating Ian Rapoport

Bread is just acoustic toast send post

Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this

everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

IRS took the taxes I owed out of my account within 72 hours, it’s the one thing that the federal government is still good at

Dodgers and Giants continue their best-of-3001 series, Giants now lead 1288-1287 and have recaptured home field advantage

Slouching! Towards Bethlehem

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I always mute the Big Guy when he appears on the TV, it’s better for my mental health

Standing in the yard with my mouth open and drinking 2L of rainwater right from the sky. Took about 1hr 45min