The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:

Watch out: the guy who bombed Iran, kidnapped a foreign leader, and is currently invading a city in his own country is going to stop being so peaceful

The Black Eyed Peas walked so that Pitbull could run

you’re trying to tell me this ragtag group of kids is the future of starfleet

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

This was the day that Charlie would do his podcasts about how black people had it so good until MLK ruined everything with the civil rights movement.

I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean.

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian

Goodbye Sean McDermott and your unforgettable inspirational speeches. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

We are go for smoked pork carnitas

STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is KID: you’re an oxymoron STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct

Going to call him THE STIDHAMMER

Re-reading the Bo Nix news

The Broncos scored shortly after I stood up to get a drink so I had to stand the entire rest of the game, probably next week too

JFC he punted there, moronic

Neither of these offenses scare me at all

Re-reading the Bo Nix news

The Jarrett Stidham Experience

Nix and Allen trading terrible throws

BOOM

LOL 3 POINT GIFT

Vibes are trash

Nice drive, terrible drop

HERE WE GO JIM

LETS GO @realblucifer.bsky.social

GOOD MORNING DENVER

He owns an upscale Mexican restaurant and I’m going next week so hopefully it’s less disappointing than the rest of his career turned out to be

The tragic thing about Mark Wahlberg is that he found Christ or some shit and has disassociated himself with “Boogie Nights”, which sucks because he gave a really solid performance and it’s easily the greatest movie he’s been in or will ever be in

My dad was a basketball coach when I was a kid, the sound of shoes squeaking on hardwood is like sweet music to me

Two days now with no news intake, I think I may be onto something here

BOAT DRACULA: THE BONE TEMPLE

If a phone number is one digit repeated seven times it’s either a cab company or a personal injury attorney

Rickey Ricardo Laugh

I am blissfully unaware of the events of the day

Death From Above

Hell yes

Know your rights. Defend your home. Don't let anyone intimidate you out of your constitutional protections.

This is just the beginning of something beyond us. What we do here in Minneapolis in this moment will shape the course of our resistance. We, ourselves, may not get to see the other side of what’s to come. But I do know it ends with us winning. We are giving life to a brighter future here tonite

What I’m saying is that the math doesn’t work unless they’re willing to use machine guns on protestors; and if that happens the regime has maybe a month or two

Anyone planning on coming here I cannot stress enough that you SHOULD NOT COME HERE

Still keeping an eye out for this

30 years ago today, we first met Disco Stu. “Two Bad Neighbors” first aired January 14, 1996.

Over on Twitter they’ve already stopped lamenting the passing of the Dilbert Guy, it was over after one day lol

Can You Dig It?

Add up every ICE agent, every state trooper, every cop, highway patrolman, fuck it, throw in the fire department—that group of people is about 1% of the population of your average medium-sized city