We saw the Vatican and danced through the biggest pride parade I’ve ever seen in the same day

Anyone coming here to watch a goddamned soccer tournament should have their fucking head examined

I am about to do some disgusting terrible things to a steak burrito

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

Edmonton Elks and former Nevada Wolf Pack superstar Cody Fajardo

got one for him and Kersh:

I missed this last night, so from the bottom of my heart as a lifelong Dodgers fan: Fuck Blake Treinen

So is it true that I have to be gay this month, I’ve never been gay before

I am the eyes and ears of this institution

The heartfelt testimonials in our local accident/injury attorney commercials are a frightening look at the lunatics that live in my extended community

Baseball players are incredible athletes but have the soft squishy brains of a cocker spaniel

It’s shot—not repairable, at least by me, oh well

I have no idea who most of the red circles are

I just want to have a beer and watch Canadian football like every other red-blooded American

There’s the problem

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Baseball players are incredible athletes but have the soft squishy brains of a cocker spaniel

The best time to block Jacobin was four years ago, the second best time is right now

There's that hilarious blooper in Schindler's List too, where he's been filming it all in black and white, but if you look closely, you'll notice he's completely forgotten about the girl's red overcoat! All props to him for keeping it in anyway.

I respect Steven Spielberg for never explaining why Matt Damon turns into an old man at the end of Saving Private Ryan. An odd note of magical realism in an otherwise straightforward film!

If there’s a better metaphor for the 2026 FIFA World Cup I don’t know what it is

There’s a positive angle to my lawnmower motor taking a shit that I’m struggling to find

This is bullshit, fund managers don’t overperform over time and study after study has shown this

This might be the best video ever

I’m actively rooting against all USA soccer teams, Olympic teams, and armed forces

As a former New Yorker, I can confirm.

The heartfelt testimonials in our local accident/injury attorney commercials are a frightening look at the lunatics that live in my extended community

Eisenhower was cooking that day

Eisenhower’s all-staff email ahead of D-Day:

i guess "it's June and the Knicks haven't lost since April" has been true basically every year of my life but this time it's for different reasons

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OK I’ll bite where is “Maine”

I am the eyes and ears of this institution

Imagine how much Clarence Thomas hates himself, historical levels of self-loathing right there

OK had to readjust, got the release year wrong on Goodfellas 70s: Jaws 80s: Raiders of the Lost Ark 90s: Goodfelllas, Heat (tie) 00s: Children of Men 10s: The Irishman 20s (so far): Palm Springs

Fredward Freeman

How about the Dodgers bang one out and go home

That game really found Wemby at the end, it’s all part of the Process

Oh no Wemby

DRAMA

Getting the feeling that the Spurs got this far a year or two too early

OK I’ll bite where is “Maine”

Properties where the TV show was more successful than the movie that inspired it: Buffy the Vampire Slayer M*A*S*H (both were successful but the show moreso) Friday Night Lights ???

Blood Meridian

if you are not a bigot I love you, happy friday

Certainly true in my case

Just a masterclass in event planning and management