I got a little hydroponic garden for Xmas and I can’t tell you how much joy the little sprouting herbs are giving me

Soaking in the irony of 2nd-Amendment absolutists enthusiastically cheering for a murderous police state

The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️

Remember that if the mounted Cossack winks at you the revolution has started

You have to admit that MAGA is persistent: if they don’t kill you by taking away your health care or giving you an infectious disease they’ll simply shoot you in the face

"These mushrooms are crap," I say to the plaid orca floating on a cloud of Spam.

It’s fine because you were one of 70 million “paid agitators”

You have to admit that MAGA is persistent: if they don’t kill you by taking away your health care or giving you an infectious disease they’ll simply shoot you in the face

Finally a reference for no one

Remember that if the mounted Cossack winks at you the revolution has started

Stay frosty out there MPLS, we’re with you

I’m sure today will be totally normal and cool online

John Fetterman has not yet commented on the ICE murder, as he has been taken in by a kindly blind hermit who is unable to be horrified by his visage

Protect Your peace. Do what You need to do to stay sane. I watched some films today in between keeping one eye on the news just in case the asshole decided to start a war. The point is remember to hug Your loved ones often and get hugged Yourself.

lemon it’s january 7th

No way they can let this one slide, pretty sure this is a deal-breaker

Do we know his name yet? No need to tell me it; just wondering if it’s out there

This one may break through

Seems bad

Sure the robots are remote controlled from just offstage but we can dream of a bright future of robots that will one day dance independently

The tech CEOs are all on TV today so that must mean it’s Dancing Robot Season

Made from real Mothmans

I’m going to do everything I can to support my family and local community, but the “United States” is completely dead to me, my goal in life is to quit paying federal taxes as soon as possible and/or GTFO

Even worse than if they’d walked free

I’m going to do everything I can to support my family and local community, but the “United States” is completely dead to me, my goal in life is to quit paying federal taxes as soon as possible and/or GTFO

There are people out there still fighting and that’s great, but brother that’s not my job anymore. I’m done

January 6 was an attack against me and every American who believed in democracy and laws, the fact that none of those criminals were brought to justice proved that this just isn’t a country worth saving anymore

Put the X over another J6 traitor box

Please give Ashlii Babbitt a big beautiful headstone so we know where to aim a million streams of hot piss

Ashlii Babbit drinking a glass of water, the water pouring out of the gunshot holes in her body

I’m a big fan of Ashlii Babbitt but her story has a few holes in it

And the dance has ever been thus: the people who end up holding the bag when the song stops and the chairs fill up will be you, me, and all of our pension funds

Trillions of dollars of capital have been wasted (so far) to develop AI tools that no one needs or even seems to want that much, as long as everyone ignores that the complete lack of demand the market will keep on chugging

Sure the robots are remote controlled from just offstage but we can dream of a bright future of robots that will one day dance independently

The tech CEOs are all on TV today so that must mean it’s Dancing Robot Season

Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman

Okay I found the most depressing post

Huge boon for the tiny coffin industry

My physics degree has been an utter disappointment in terms of its usefulness for predicting contemporary society, seems like a real win for quantum mechanics over Newtonian determinism

If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.

Thanks but I think I’d rather ejaculate

The thing to remember about the invasion of Venezuela and arrest of Maduro is that Donald Trump is a rapist and pedophile

the 6% is the WaPo editorial board

me when they ask if my current project is on schedule

I watch this stuff so you don’t have to

CNBC’s Eisen just blamed Venezuelan corruption on “Democratic Socialism”, I’m starting to suspect that she’s not really that bright