The fact that they're bringing up "the iambic pentameter" is the surest sign they just don't know what they're talking about because why the hell would you be actively thinking about that when reading or watching Shakespeare, it's like saying "goddamn I can't get into this song it's in 6/8."

actual greatest to ever do it

I thought I was prepared. I was not. I could never have been.

Walker told me I have AIDS

again, there is nothing inherently special or interesting or worth telling about a story of a Special Young Boy Who Fights Evil, but these people all do this weird song and dance where they pretend that Rowling is unique among authors for telling the story of a Protagonist

just gonna do this one every time i guess

This is gonna sound insane but does anyone else's Switch 2 Joycons get weird when in proximity to something like a laptop computer?

it's been a long a long time coming but I know a change gon come oooooh yes it will

FOLKS,

"what if we somehow made a sports bar a trillion times worse"

I didn't hit save when I did this so now I'm apparently picking a #1 seed to win it all like a boring person

you've heard of Polymarket get ready for Holymarket

Sid Meier's Civilization VI (2016)

this guy's such a genius he's going to make a billion dollars at this company

dusty may have been an asshole but unlike the current generation of commentators who are assholes at least he was funny

government of the people who say "you sir win the internet for today," by the people who say etc.

billy joel: it's nine o'clock on a saturday me listening to the song at nine o'clock on a saturday: god bill you're so right

Sinners (2025) (kinda)

lol they're selling it like this shit is going to be walking around the park and there is, for a hundred trillion reasons, zero chance that will ever happen. if this gets used at all this will be used for a stage show or a ride.

Thank you if you donated to help out. We've got enough to get through the week, so I took the link down. <3

weird hill to die on but at least we get to cane markwayne mullin

rushing the Eiffel Tower is never a good idea if you're going for tech-heavy play, you need to set up some National Parks

how many more of these incredible demonstrations do we need to see before everyone finally arrives at the conclusion "it doesn't know what words actually mean at all" you gave it a face so it outputs what the hundred zillion plagiarized faces in its archives do with a face not great!

yahoo asking me to do 2FA for the single thing I use my yahoo account for every year, which is of course the NCAA tournament. yahoo if somebody gets access to my account and wants to put up some bad brackets in my name then I will not actually be that upset about it. don't make me pick up my phone.

this is how I find out Suarez is back with the Reds, like, do we actually have a team this year

my son asked me what my least favorite "golden age" simpsons episode is and I once again revealed that every time I think about A Star is Burns, the most universally memed and quoted episode in the entire run of the show, I get pissed off about how fucking shoddy an episode it is

this is legitimately a top five Gimmick That Lasted For Like Two Months for me, I am the Braun the Leprechaun Enjoyer

lol Better Than Ezra came on at the grocery store and I was thinking about how my ex in high school loved them and I convinced myself that I did too and like, fucking hell they were just no good huh

Somebody referenced the first Dynamite in this thread and lol remember when their big show-ending surprise was "MMA superstar Jake Hager from Bellator"

me: so you notice how the Pokopia music in every level incorporates the little jingle that plays when you heal your Pokemon in other games? that's called a leitmotif Richard Wagner, who traveled forward in time to learn about gaming music: I see, I see

My A1C is healthy for the first time in at least a decade 🥹

once heard that every line added to a face in art adds one year to a character's age so Punker here is approaching Bobby Fish territory

@maffewgregg.bsky.social Sometimes the obvious bit is the best bit

don't forget it!

karoline leavitt at the press conference tomorrow: you know, we are all exhausted of the leftist media pretending that President Backlund didn't serve our country

i suggest they make better movies

new "the late great Hannibal Lector" just dropped

mans is shaped like Triple H in a WWE video game

this looks pretty solid but I'd rather see Byron and Rico go Don-Juan-on-one

lol yup

this fucking company is going to team these two up and call it Bromega aren't they

mfw lena kross and megan bayne command the cameraman to kneel

why was the Science Man trying to revive Will Ospreay in a a green tube instead of engineering even larger women to beat up Harley Cameron

Divine Dominion is a MUCH better name than "Megabad"

ospreay breaks his wrists on that dive and the scientist guy sighs and comes out pushing the big tube of green goo

ospreay has just finished his sleep study and he is PISSED

this match should've gone ten minutes for laughs

man if you thought the CM Punk AEW Crashout was bad just wait. just WAIT.