imagine if these people had to, like, assemble a desk.

When one of your users gets repeatedly cited by the supreme court as support for the anti-trans legislation they're passing, its time to reconsider everything you thought you knew about ToS violations.

this is how you know that none of these people have either the experience or the juice to moderate online spaces

we've gotta have that ROMAN WARRIOR ETHOS except the part about an army marching on its stomach because clearly they use their feet???????????

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

YES FINALLY WE'RE DOING ANTIPOPES I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR ANTIPOPES SINCE TRUMP SAID HE WANTED TO BE THE POPE WE'RE DOING IT WE'RE PARTYING IN AVIGNON

the stupid prizes will continue to be awarded until the stupid games stop

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

they did it two weeks in a row lmao

arn anderson

Shirt Pac is still wrestling's greatest villain 🤼‍♀️

Okay the wacky plunder sprint at the end of that was a lot of fun 🤼‍♀️

Having a tornado mixed tag is a perfectly fine way to get around the awkwardness of a typical mixed tag but having Two Mostly Segregated Simultaneous Gendered Fights is like a whole different kind of awkward, y'know? 🤼‍♀️

Darby Allin is my least favorite of all the various Jeffs Hardy

I have hit my Actual For Real Least Favorite Fight in Final Fantasy Tactics and it's probably not the one you'd expect (it's in Chapter 2)

Unflavored for me!

I forgot about wrestling because uh Final Fantasy Tactics

lmao I explained this to my son last week. I hate the Reds but none of the rest of you are allowed to.

i know you are all still in scrappy startup bright eyed crew of the uss enterprise delulu mindset but good lord you really ought to hire pr

they shut down the government so they can't empty it anymore

if anyone jokes about these people losing their lives I'm calling your boss

I legitimately, for real, thought Newt Gingrich died of COVID.

I dunno man just glad we got to be here this year lmao

PROTIP: In every fight with Argath in it in Final Fantasy Tactics you can choose to kill Argath and it's always the right decision.

happy with two of the three results so far assuming boston wins. it's five minutes until game time and the reds are already down by ten.

Trump coming out later to tell them that their ships were ugly was the icing on the fucking cake, man.

I personally think that it's great that if you say some fool shit like "trans people cost Aunt Kamala the election" then you won't know a moment of rest

Trump is such a shitshow that he's got all of this website cheering on the potential military junta lmao

WARRIOR SPIRIT

*hakeen jeffries voice* instead of using his own citizens as target practice, president trump should set his "target" on healthcare "practices"

imagine being distinguished military brass called halfway across the world so this bozo can be like "stairs, amirite, what a beautiful word, used to call them steps but now they're stairs"

guy who just called a meeting of the top people in their field to have an alcoholic podcast guy telling them their job is to break things voice;

The Simpsons Movie is basically an extended slightly above average season 18ish episode which still makes it better than a lot of movies but not, you know, really a thing I was dying to see a sequel for

godddd the way he starts behind the podium and then walks out, again, because he's trying to look like patton, but not actual patton, the one from the movie. it's gonna rule when we find this guy on the floor of his office with a BAC of 75%, possibly within the next month.

"When you put your hand on a hot phone that used to be your best friend's menchies, you'll know what to do: crylaugh emoji."

those chicken tenders are gonna be bricks

this dude thinks he sounds like patton and not a high school principal who used to be a football coach but stopped doing it when his team lost for six straight years

Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

I would like every single member of the local Democratic Party apparatus who started shit with me over my Charlie Kirk “sowing/reaping” post to watch this and then think long and hard about where the fuck you want to direct your attention these days

$50/$143! 💕💸

HUH.

probably 90% of Why I'm A Teacher Now is a senior social studies teacher who was clearly hired to coach baseball telling me "I know you're probably smarter than me" when I corrected him about the UK having a parliament instead of being an absolute monarchy

they'll respect a fucking CGI model's pronouns before a trans person's

this is the most ominous headline I've seen since "donald trump wins election"

genuinely, the weaponization of the Millennial Nostalgia Machine needs to be studied because that walmart video is completely insane