famously ethically sound and sensible wwe washes their hands of all of this shit

the one downside of not being on Twitter anymore is the crashouts there are way, way funnier even if the general experience is significantly worse

mans talks about himself the way my relatives talk about grandparents in palliative care

Again I don't have anything to back this up but I strongly suspect WWE is getting Logan Paul for a pittance, with the caveat that they plug his products and such. Very strongly suspect we'll see more deals like this to shrink these ridiculous margins even smaller.

the opportunity to say "the magalorian" was right there. the big man is losing his touch.

lol "personal attacks online" fuck this dipshit and fuck this fed stenography

This is not news. Agent Nick is not a notable person in wrestling, he's an unwell person. No reason for anything he says to be reported or elevated to the space of "for public knowledge."

cricket changed their voicemail message thing so now it's much slower and it's pissing me off

whether or not you like star wars is directly related to when you first saw star wars, and it is very difficult to like star wars if you first watched it as an adult.

"now that I'm an actor with an HBO Max show, TKO is insisting that I wrestle again. I'm the new Tribal Chief. new Tribal Chief is me."

i insist that trump give the eulogy at the funeral for America's Mayor simply because it'd be unbelievably funny

adam sandler went on stage as "opera man" at the concert for new york city and did a song about how cool rudy giuliani was

ideal tko situation is never having to pay an actual wrestler again and just giving a pittance to youtubers and sports talking heads who want to try it for a lark they took muhammad ali telling jake roberts "you'll be here tomorrow, I won't" as a challenge

the dude stepping between the camera and President Birdies has forgotten what things that aren't boot taste like

why did patrick say that

WWE fucking up Roman Reigns, their biggest homegrown star of the last decade, would be unbelievably funny

Dave Meltzer explaining that ALS used to be called Lou Gherigs disease when he was young because Lou Gherig was a big star back then but it’s called ALS now because he’s less of a star now is a perfect Dave quote

RENEE GO HOME AND GET SOME REST

any time you go to a public park you have to show ID. grocery store? show ID. watching the pitt? show ID. taking a big dump? show ID. wiping after that big dump? buddy you'd better believe you're showing ID.

made my most cursed Tim Curry yet

I don't recall this Greek myth but sure

dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies

Old Spice is how I learned that blue deodorant dye makes me break out into a huge rash so I know the feeling of opening an Old Spice and immediately wanting to kill myself

This person is not exaggerating in the slightest, look it up, this is really what happens in the ad.

nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea youtu.be/Zu0lqVhnt9U

the fact that THIS could somehow come with a 90-day no-compete, when the company can just decide the contracts aren't worth the paper they're printed on until it's time to enforce the contract on people who don't work there anymore, really says it all, doesn't it

hey now let's not forget that after Kofi lost they immediately shuffled him out of the picture to set up a match where Lesnar could fight a UFC guy who'd beaten him ten years before

hell bring back King of Trios just to put New Day in it. Ettore can come in and do a basic house of fire spot and take no bumps. Davey Vega can get super mad about it.

I had totally forgotten Tonga Loa used to be Camacho lmao remember Camacho

Kingston would be a fascinating signing. He's been with WWE for TWENTY YEARS, pretty much spent his entire career wrestling there. Equally possible he's just hanging it up but he's an even bigger what if than someone like Rollins who did have an indie career at one point

casual fans do not care about wrestling "moves" or whatever, they care about fictional characters from children's stories being shepherded through the gates of paradise, preferably by people whose only real talent is doing wrestling moves

Tim Heidecker's Alex Jones bit is super accurate but I simply cannot watch eighteen straight minutes of it

this is a very sweet sentiment and also this picture is kind of emblematic of why I was always a LITTLE afraid of some of the Muppets who weren't part of the main gang, especially Sam back there

cannot be emphasized enough that nobody wants this shit to be normalized forever.

oh that's an insidious new feature isn't it can't get anybody to actually use this shit so we're going to add something that looks almost exactly like the regular search but will certainly run the shitty little chatbot

"I fed the text of my novel into a generative AI whose entire business model is to scrape things other people write without compensating them." -Richard Dawkins, beloved and world-famous supergenius

wait a second guys I thought there was a new conservative renaissance what's going on

if there's one thing you can say about The Casual Fan it's that they want to see more stephen a. smith

yeeeeah one two gooners kneel before you that's what i said now

“TAAAZ” “WHAT?” “IM FROZEN” “I KNOW I SAWR IT”

lace camEEZ NUTZ,

folks, I am sorry to say that we are already the "invented the word Adulting" generation and this shit was inevitable as the tide

happy compromised to a permanent end day to those who walk out here every night with hustle loyalty and respect on their sleeve www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL...

"but I've only got sixty seconds" buddy you could have three hours and not cover it, as we all know

being gender-affirmed by never having a nazi phase i guess

on the same note, can we please have a serious discussion about how "may or may not" is synonymous with "did, literally did, but rather than just telling you directly I have decided to introduce unnecessary ambiguity"