I think the biggest impact being president had on Obama was making him develop class solidarity with other wealthy people

They keep sending Bovino in to do these interviews because he may be stupid and not media-savvy and dishonest and a piece of shit, but he's also really unpleasant

to be clear, this dipshit is doing this heinous shit to sell T-shirts

man don't you work with Claudio Castagnoli go ask him about getting some tearaway pants

CLAPPING MY HANDS LIKE A SEAL

tired of getting called out like this

holy shit even the Baileys told him to grow a fucking spine

Every black and disabled person right now:

you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred

“Do violent video games make you violent” as a moral panic was such a shame because it elided the position of violence in the narrative, which DOES have real implications. Playing DOOM does not make you violent, but playing COD does propagandize you into supporting the American imperial project

They're not seriously even interested in lying anymore in the sense of trying to create a convincing second story that will persuade as many people as possible. They only give a shit about onboarding their own people with the excuse. That's it.

I sentence Bluesky to 96 hours discourse about this

The time has come to hand the economy over to the furries who commission each other because when they pass the same crumpled up $100 bill around at least the art is good

BY WHOM

I'm not normally a fan of Michaels's comic overselling but this is an all-timer

I am off my brain meds right now and you are witnessing the face of suffering

forced to transition at the ancient pagan brothel where I was born to avoid being drafted in the skeleton wars

thank you jd i was just trying to make the choice between those two things

what's next a LICENSE to run your TOASTER?!?

lol this did not happen. Johnson was born a year before Roe v. Wade in a state that didn't even have a "life of the mother" abortion exception. this took five seconds of research to find out.

I don't need this kind of callout post

to celebrate the speeches in Davos, name a noun

Vader lays waste to Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan drops an F-bomb, Kevin Greene hangs around before getting two tackles in the Super Bowl, titles change hands in WCW, Fit Finlay arrives, the Road Warriors return, and more from 30 Years Ago This Week!

me meeting a gay polycule for the first time: so which one of you is Mankind and which one of you is the Big Show and which one of you is Test and which one of you is The World's Most Dangerous Man Ken Shamrock

miss you, Zapp Rowsdower looking Original Recipe Belfast Bruiser

A big PSA from Matt (Derby502 on TikTok) regarding shoveling snow safely, as a lot of people run the risk of a cardiac event:

She sure is! Now to read the tweet:

listen call me One Of The Bad Ones if you must but I think giving Prince Adam a He/Him pronouns nameplate is an excellent bit

So here's the thing. When Democrat leaders like Schumer and Jeffries say we can't talk about this because we need to focus on winning Ohio, what you're telling me is that you think Ohio doesn't care about this stuff. You're telling me people in my state are a death cult. Why should I listen to you?

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil.

oh fuck it's that scene in The Newsroom where all the people on the plane are freaking out and the reporters are there and they tell the pilot that the troops just got Osama Bin Laden, but for It Finally Happening (I love this actually)

Kage agreed to join the band again when JB promised he'd only order a JUNIOR western bacon chee

it was really great of Sinners to have a part for both Michael A. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan

It's probably hard to understand if you weren't there at the time but "Justin Hawk Bradshaw" was an NXT name for 1996 a grown adult going out there with a weird high school freshman name, doubly weird because he was in a very old school gimmick the Fallon Henley of his time

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

the "one" in "one man gang" was short for "one eight hundred collect for collect calls"

starting with gengar seems a little unfair

hello Ms. Bayne please turn the other sailors on my crew into pigs

They call them Protoshita because they're the prototype of a shitta

my kinda casual attention to AEW means every week I learn somebody is in the Don Callis Family that I somehow hadn't noticed before, Rocky Romero apparently?

Big Hech is back on Dynamite baby

maybe one of y'all can properly pronoun the ball speeder idk maybe Excalibur come on dude

Bishop Dyer? He should move diagonally right out of this company! Folks,,,

Please help or signal boost.

always thinking about Early Tracey Ullman Homer dropping Bart in the bathtub and immediately assuming this very natural posture for a full second or two

Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss hard-drive.net/schumer-save...

Undertaker and Taskmaster are both wrestler names that mean "person who does stuff" and that's another reason why it's a shame they never feuded

this kinda whips ass actually