daffy was given the dish that would be funniest for daffy to say

oh this is gonna be BAD isn't it

hannity is looking and sounding rough lmfao

i remember when i was on SNAP i used to listen to lots of people say bad things about it, and every time i replied with "i'm on it" they'd say shit like "but you're DIFFERENT, you're who the program was DESIGNED FOR," and it was always for super racist reasons because i'm white anyway mike johnson.

breaking bad was ultimately the story of one's man hubris in believing he could outsmart every gun until he finally built a gun he himself could not outsmart

I thought the purpose of using AI was to eliminate the need to waste time on trivial tasks, like converting PDFs to presentation slides.

before ecw you couldn't put good wrestling on a wrestling show. it simply wasn't done. thanks to the visionary paul heyman, a young man named ricky steamboat retroactively sprang into existence a decade prior to ecw.

why did they pick this one

this is gonna cost a fortune man lmao

prediction: zombie mark twain actually rises from his grave to shut this shit down personally

bam bam stop punching him you're making this harder for yourself

GI JOE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACKERFICE

cheerios take up like 25% of the aisle now. these days your stepford wife girlypops are saying "oh, this store has something besides cheerios," amirite folks,

holy shit that "3D" is the funniest thing I've ever seen. it's like if the liv morgan "trying to do a frog splash" spot from last week wasn't liv morgan but was instead art barr.

okay I tried with the circus show and it's not my thing, whatever!

" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!

honestly me too

bully ray noticed everybody was talking about tommy dreamer and decided it was time for another ecw has-been to have a turn

Guys I don't think I trust the fungus here

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

JAS had a really good Blood and Guts match so it's hard to be too mad about them but I don't have a really good answer,

serious question because I wasn't watching wrestling much during his pre-WWE heyday but is there this vast corpus of Danhausen work that I'm missing that makes people talk about him like he's this big fumble? he's clearly got physical charisma but every match I've seen of his has been kinda There.

Dickens did the same thing! Most of Dickens's novels were released this way. A Tale of Two Cities was this way!

a lot of these conspiracy theories fall apart under minor scrutiny but being a truther for the guy who was on tape for like 3500 hours going HAROOOO LET'S DO SOME CRIMES is just hilarious

belvedere sat on balls

the difference in effort here is incredible. caroline is killing it and meanwhile i don't think ol' jim even got up off the can to make this one.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

hello! my household is doing a move this week and the moving process has us pretty broke. if you might have a couple extra bucks to spare, my venmo is @lillianboydwrites. here is a picture of BB. thank you i love you

"oh no I don't have five cards to play whatever shall I do" hmmm lemme think,

lmao wwe brought back perros del mal okay man

starring Christopher Lambert as Raiden

He's the Dad who STEPPED UP. 🤼‍♂️

ospreay asking moxley how he can cultivate inner strength to get to the top and mox is like "measure twice..... cut once."

mox: go to the mall. get a big pile of job applications. tell the boss you'll do whatever job they want. that's how you get a job, kid. ospreay: bruv we are literally coworkers

moxley: you ever... see that movie... shane? ospreay: *spitting up blood* nah mate moxley: *heavy breathing for two straight minutes* .......good flick. check it out.

happy father's day to jon moxley only

hell yeah baby americans stand united behind the world-famous and beloved Sex Number

elected officials no longer remember what the words "public service" mean

Fascinated by how the four flavors are Italian, Italian, Baltimore, and Italian

"we'd better put in elon musk's perspective on a video game" I have a better suggestion for what to do with elon musk

currently helping my middle son get ready for college by getting him a bank account started and helping him find a campus job so I am currently engaged in one of my biggest Dad Arcs in years. we had a long talk yesterday about why he should join a credit union.

they're gonna do a perp walk with this guy, then president dipshit is gonna try to get his doj to charge him with domestic terrorism, then he's gonna get off without a trial, then we're gonna pay him a bunch of money in a civil suit. love it here.

it's been long enough now that we can finally be honest about the fact that tommy dreamer in chikara fucking sucked, right

we have a winner

which is more cursed, Beard Geordi or No Beard Riker

lmfao

the photos alone will be worth it

Motion to have this replace the AJ Styles/Undertaker meme 🤼