I dunno man I just don't feel like most people are going to buy the connection "pronouns in bio" and "deserved to be killed"

democrats have strategically decided that their midterm chances improve if they deny that the woman murdered yesterday had a wife

please tell me Cardona isn't back in AEW

this dude is so old he's named "Steny"

recorded voice on the phone: please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed. the menu options:

it's time to strap up Powerhouse Hobbs tbh

Opps Dojo member Lil' Spike Dudley over there

YOU CANNOT STAPLE POWERHOUSE HOBBS

AEW lighting crew tonight

aew dynamite ends in a Lights Match

"bonny lad" is northern english for "bone man"

this would be a great way to farm some dinosaur mayonnaise

Strong immediately materializing in the ring while Orange is still walking down the aisle to his music is lowkey funny as hell

FUCK YOU YUTA

"I am going to say and do whatever I want. The rest of you, stay on message."

funny to do a promo where Brody King talks about how he doesn't need to scream while the background music is Brody King screaming with his band

somebody has to understand this makes Bandido look silly as hell right

#aew #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

extremely shocked this was relevant twice tonight. extremely.

I love Bandido but ffs put this match on Collision and gimme BIG HECH

willow ffs why did you bring a cake into a wrestling ring

put your skateboard away bone man you're out of college now

the haircut who learned how to bump has some more opinions

champion is out first because this company does not respect tradition

I have something to announce and it's that I too am now in the Don Callis Family

Hey I have shocking news but Sinners is a really really really good movie

"okay you big babies, you've had your little tantrum, time to come back to this website now that they've rolled out the CSAM Chatbot, to satisfy my personal curiosity"

fucks sake john not now

my non-controversial harmless opinion is that this is actually an all-time great segment and every time they've tried to do it again it's been an all-time worst segment ever

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

once again: who is this even for

"was hit and is deceased" is incredible. just two unrelated events. correlation is not causation!

"we joined in with everyone else being temporarily insane after this one idiot got his neck ventilated. we are sorry. here is a six-figure sum of money." yeah man the right has definitely won.

I need people who talk about how the Democrats got "too woke" to explain, with specific examples from the campaigns, what they mean and what they could have been more hateful about

The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway

Futurama nailed it the first time

first they came for the dilapidated bike entrances, and I did not speak up,

they also can't stop talking about how the empire in star wars is the good guys so I dunno maybe they're just absolutely fucking illiterate

lol I remember late in the day January 6 when Trump made a little "oh shit I'm in trouble" video on Twitter telling people to be peaceful and go home and that it was over and it was funny at the time and even funnier now

what the fuck do you mean this happened on January 6

now you too can play baseline Civ 6, which sucks and is ass

every time people do this shit it makes it less likely that people will believe actually true reports of malfeasance from companies and that alone leads me to believe this is intentional and purposeful, not just a prank. inventing a new type of Boy to Cry Wolf for you.

aaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite

another stunning victory for Wayne Wawa

it went really really well when they made a video game about gollum so I bet a whole-ass movie will go even better

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who the fuck is that on the right, does McDonaldland have mind flayers