they also can't stop talking about how the empire in star wars is the good guys so I dunno maybe they're just absolutely fucking illiterate

lol I remember late in the day January 6 when Trump made a little "oh shit I'm in trouble" video on Twitter telling people to be peaceful and go home and that it was over and it was funny at the time and even funnier now

what the fuck do you mean this happened on January 6

now you too can play baseline Civ 6, which sucks and is ass

every time people do this shit it makes it less likely that people will believe actually true reports of malfeasance from companies and that alone leads me to believe this is intentional and purposeful, not just a prank. inventing a new type of Boy to Cry Wolf for you.

aaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite

another stunning victory for Wayne Wawa

it went really really well when they made a video game about gollum so I bet a whole-ass movie will go even better

Page 938,201 of my ludicrously growing thesis "Everyone On This Website Must Constantly Be On Message While Democrats Say Whatever The Fuck They Want" bsky.app/profile/spac...

who the fuck is that on the right, does McDonaldland have mind flayers

I'm pretty sure this is true but not certain, but I believe the last appearance of the first incarnation of the nWo was Brian Adams getting kicked out of the group and walking backstage to get into a limousine in order to become the first iteration of the KISS Demon

oh man I should make some soup this week

okay I know I don't follow New Japan but hearing "they broke up Bullet Club" in 2026 sounds to me like "they broke up nWo Hollywood" when it was like Vincent and Horace and Stevie Ray

the obvious idea that AI would come for ads on basic-ass radio hadn't occurred to me but this morning at the dentist I heard a KFC ad that said wedges and wings were back because of obsessive demand, which is an unhinged thing to say in an ad for kentucky fried chicken

they kept calling it a law enforcement action on NPR this morning and I guess in the US "80 unrelated bystanders are fucking dead and hundreds more are homeless" does constitute the normal execution of a warrant

wouldn't it be nice if the democrats would occasionally signal that they have /virtue/ of all things

cole: we are WITNESSING the merest glimpse into the DARK TWISTED MIND of THE FIEND. if you LET HIM IN then you must face THE MONSTER YOU FIND on the OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR pat mcafee: i'm glad i'm wearing clean pants corey graves: it looks like a spencer's gifts

wait that's it

what

this website is actually fucking insane this morning. I know everyone is eager to talk about literally anything else after a weekend of The Horrors but a mod that gives a cartoon dog shaped like a pencil eraser boobs is maybe not as important as all that.

hi I don't watch football but quick question what the hell is going on with the nfc south

accidentally (because of that chart) found a Loreena McKennitt song I used to love in college and realizing as an adult that, oh right that's a poem by Yeats she's singing a poem by Yeats www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFlL...

this was funny so I'm making more people see it

first time anyone has ever reacted to Secret Samadhi-era Live with "Jesus Christ (positive)"

this is much better than how Joel probably intended it, like "I am extremely good at playing piano and nobody here can believe I have deigned to play for them"

LRS is funny but it's funnier that the gag in Who Framed Roger Rabbit is that Roger is a catch and everyone is surprised Jessica landed him

like this

Trump could blow up New York City tomorrow and Hakeem Jeffries would be like "it is a positive that the criminal terrorist Luigi Mangione has finally paid for his crimes"

this is driving me absolutely bananas, ALL STRIKES ARE KINETIC STRIKES THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEN STRIKES AND NOT SITTING THERE

good for Tanahashi, among the prettiest wrestlers to ever live. not bad in matches either.

in the least surprising development since the sun came up this morning, look who the author is

happy Wizard Shitting Day to those who celebrate

left for Hollywood and no longer with Jennifer Hudson 😔✊

this got me thinking about Game Show NXT and how funny it is that season 3 had probably the most successful group of talent per capita despite being the worst one, while season 1 was the most loaded and like. one person did a lot in wrestling after, and it's the one they spent all season destroying.

doesn't help that the three guys in the back look like NXT (the game show) Season 4 losers

the thing is that the average american does not know or care who maduro is so this kind of framing for Chuck Schumer's The Baileys is unbelievably stupid

block button is gonna get a workout today

Six months of mandatory Un-Shawn-Michaelsing required first

"Trump is playing 5D chess" no he's not he's playing Sid Meier's Civilization, when you capture the leader obviously you control everything that's happening in the city

how's this one going

okay fine ONE ethical use of AI

really cannot be emphasized enough that the credulous dipshits on morning edition and all things considered are the dumbest motherfuckers on earth

to be clear yeah that's exactly why they're there and you can tell by the way their gerontocracy clings to their committee assignments and seats.

like you're just expected to keep going to work and paying your bills while all this shit is happening?????

Impeachment is too good for these motherfuckers.

if I want to know what I think why the fuck would I watch the news

I can understand why seeing a thing you want to see and trying to see more of it would be anathema to someone used to the never-ending Wait And See Where This Goes churn of The Fed

Sony was able to basically coast off of this one year for over a decade tbh

newsom posting the word "fight" every eight hours then getting back to another mai tai, a job well done

you can say what you want about a trans person, you can say what you want about a Somali person, but by GOD you'd better not say something mean about the pretend man who lives in my phone