GoetZSJ 🤼

I've seen this movie before

Judas Priest Painkiller, dude. What an album

Hell yeah 🤼

Guess who thinks they're cool enough to play bass, too

While at the Fred Rogers Institute, was not prepared for the feelings of seeing the last cardigan the mom of Mister Fred Rogers ever knit for him 🥹🩶✨

I've got Billy Dee hanging on the door to my classroom.

This kid would end Bobby Flay

I was regularly reading, and checking out, our high school library's copy of the best political cartoons of the 1980s, and let me tell you, NONE of my classmates understood the genius of my timely Yuri Andropov jokes IN 1998.

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

MICHAEL NAKAZAWA!!!! 🤼

This is the ideal living room physique. You may not like it, but it's true. #StarTrek

Those of you looking for something to watch tonight since there's no World Cup, you should tune in to AEW on TBS in about 20 minutes. 🤼

@nebulena.net, fuck my shit up over here

Doing guitar shit today. Reconfigured a new pedal board, and swapped my pickguard on the Batocaster. I like the tortoise shell way more than the white.

As someone who readily enjoys canned cranberries in the shape of the can: What. The. Fuck. @telthetrekkie.bsky.social

There's part of Minnesota you can only get to from Canada 🤷🏻‍♂️

Out having the time of my life having 20 minutes of conversation with Mitch McConnell who's just out of frame.

Out having the time of my life having 20 minutes of conversation with Mitch McConnell who's just out of frame.

I'm a nondescript, bald, white guy, and I approve this message.

This is why the parliamentary system is better than whatever the hell were calling it in the US these days.

things from the 90s that we should bring back: ska, cheap cigarettes, Fruitopia things that should be left in the past: JNCOs, mullets, Blues Traveler

Got, like, 5 new guitar pedals I'm stoked to try out. 2 amp modelers, a tape delay, a looper, and a noise gate that ought to keep them all in check. widdley-widdley-wah

So what did you do to get that nickname?

What the fuck is wrong with WWE fans? Well, besides the obvious tolerance for sex trafficking? 🤼

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It's because we're all 38 and have lived through some shit.

Lunchtime boost. Didn't forget to consume your body weight in grams of protein.

Feeling one of the right kinds of huge today. Shoulders and arms. BEEF

Wait, Sheamus is leaving the Fed? ::slamming my fists on the table, slowly, rhythmically, and progressively louder:: bar Bar BAr BAR BAR BAR BAR 🤼

Totally on the level

All you Big Dumper sickos have some 180s to do on this guy after his embarrassing shit in the WBC followed up by this.

No one should be proud of barstool

Fit check

This is just like Claudio and those damn ring steps. 🤼

Bluesky is the official app of sports, AEW, perverts, and people scolding the first three groups for posting.

Seeing a lot of Cabo talk on the skyline. What did Sammy Hagar do now?

The zoomer/alpha mind can't comprehend Yahoo Serious.

The three best Tims collaborating on high art.

So they DO shit in the woods!

If you haven't blocked or muted this clown yet, go do it 🤼

::walks into a crowded and dimly lit curio shop, and see this lamp:: CREEPY SHOPKEEPER: Beware the power of that lamp. Dark magic. ME: It's just a lamp. CS: No, you fool! When that lamp be on, you be seeking jamaharon. ME: Whatever, just wrap it up.

Genuinely one of my favorite T-shirts

But what about Roman Candle baseball? www.instagram.com/reel/DWWTuyp...

Can't wait to see how he rules on 2A in the fall

Following this logic, the only birthright citizenship belongs to the descendants of every first nations/American Indian predating the arrival of the French, Spanish, and Dutch. Now if that's what we're talking about, yeah, let's do that. The arguments made by Vance,Walsh, Shapiro, etc? Racism.

I can't believe you fuckers didn't appreciate this skeet. Here's your second chance 🤼 #StarTrek

Ahem... Captain Jean-Lucha Picard #StarTrek 🤼

At least the pump is good