Look, there's a lot of reasons to hate Bovino - and they are all good - but I've got this petty gripe that I can never tell if he's got a John Waters style mustache or what.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Dime store Ric Flair is losing his audience 🤼

people love to use face smoothing filters because odo was the hottest member of the ds9 cast

This reads exactly like Milhouse's dialog

As if the last 4 weeks weren't bad enough, now I have fucking SHINGLES

All that this photo is missing for true Uptown VFW photo is a @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social ring in the background.

Christ, Wheaton sucks so much

wil wheaton? you still watch that? you know it's fake right?

"We've Noticed You're Blocking Ads" that's because i don't want to see them. the doomsday clock of each of our lives ticks ever closer to midnight with each passing second. you must be the person you wanted to be when you grew up and that guy does not look at ads

Lightning Crashes and an aged millennial cries

I've seen enough. Greatest of all time. Every belt on Thekla forever. 🤼

The best time to stop watching WWE was 20 years ago. The second best time is right fucking now. 🤼

Dune posting

Attn: @karads9.bsky.social

$1.75 Happy Meal. We used to be a proper country.

Need a new guitar pedal... thinking about a chorus, or octaver, or some kind of doubler. Hmmm...

not the important story here but it is pretty crazy scott boras woke up this morning signing cody bellinger to the yankees for $160 million and is now ending his day as the first-call media coordinator for a potential multinational incident

Will Stancil run for governor...

The guy who represents that area, Pete Stauber, supports the destruction of the BWCA and has tried to snuff out all federal infrastructure funding to his district. He SUCKS

Grammarly ads are all: "You're a complete dumbass who can't write a sentence on your own. Use our plagiarism machine to impress your equally weak minded supervisors."

Gondor calls for aid

This is Corn Dad erasure. And also Cookie Guy?

I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016

Team of Destiny

Toni Storm. This is a Toni Storm joint. 🤼

Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment

NYC Weekend Sweep 🤝

Depth charges

Eminem lost his fastball

Best Friends ass camera shot 🤼

Goddammit

Okay, but, like, I want this Can't find it anywhere

Looks like Johnny Depp in THE NINTH GATE

Sin City, 2005

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I just want a Lost Era series. 1 season. That's it. Follow Rachel Garrett until the eventual temporal accident. No more in the FAR flung future, please.

Gonna be honest: I don't know what purpose a "challenge coin" serves. In any context.

Dune posting

This shit still makes me so irrationally angry. This shouldn't have happened, and ought to have ended that company. Exactly 2 celebrity deaths have made me emotional: Leonard Nimoy, and Owen by-god Hart. He was the best. Probably the most pure hearted wrestler to exist. He was too young 🤼

Gene Roddenberry needs to haunt these fuckers. You know what..that lets them off too easy. MAJEL needs to haunt these fuckers

AI slop Newsome ain't it

Eat shit, Aaron Rodgers

David Cross welcoming you to Mr. Show in a sketch where Bob isn't around.