Manifesting

The cognitive dissonance here...

Glory to you and to your house of Elrond

LOTR but you replace Gandolf with Gowron

This works for the WNBA, AJPW, and music made by bands named after sex toys! A true triple threat skeet

I actually had no idea there was a game tonight until just now so good job mlb

Interesting, because that's also my catch phrase right before....you know what? Use your imagination I guess

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Leaving my mark

Honestly, instead of acting like a spoiled brat on MAGAMAGAE, Pepsi Man should go back to writing junior conspiracy books for my child's school library. Seems like a better use of everyone's time 🤼

Alien Abduction site I've been watching a lot of X Files

Seems like someone wrestled the phone away from Camuso

Jesse's cooking 🤼

Buddy, this match was signed just for me 🤼

Not my cleanest run through on the high spots of DETROIT ROCK CITY, but I like where I have the tone dialed in. Love how grungy this 25 yo Crate gets. Continue to watch this space for KISS related foolishness.

Got an okay chest and back pump. Thinking about getting a second job.

Dunkin runs on fairly paid labor

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This looks fucking terrible

I'm pretty ambivalent about Academy getting cancelled, but I swear to God, if this results in more Mike McMahon fuckery...

Got an okay chest and back pump. Thinking about getting a second job.

All my apes, gone

The problem with having gotten a new guitar for Christmas is that I now want another guitar.

RETVRN

Unplayable if you don't have one, maybe

WHICH JOKIC BROTHER IS THIS

Hollywood wouldn't be in the position it's in if we had more weird little guys like Paul Williams co-starring in pictures.

Feel good hit of the summer

THE coolest movie woman

He puts his brain in the torso of a giant robot - becomes Krangman Adam Page 🤼

When you're definitely not a dumbass 🤼

Goddamn game has me pegged

Love when the barn is packed.

CTE by association

Goddamn game has me pegged

Pull the Walker lever in his memory, I guess.

BASEBALL POPE

Could you imagine? 🤼

Double J himself. J-E-Double F J-A-Double R-E-Double T Ain't he great?

Sophie and I see a lot of fence signs at a lot of ball fields in a lot of towns. These are two good ones.

Literally any country music song post-Conway Twitty. IT ALL SUCKS

Fuck you if you don't like the Fluffernutter

These guys SUCK

As a Sox fan, I am loathe to hand it to anything having to do with the Yankees. But I absolutely must hand it to Pinstripe Alley on this one. Nailed it.

Thekla is everything a professional wrestler should be Goddamn 🤼

Big Boom AJ and the Rizzler are the only celebrities I want involved in my pro wrestling. 🤼

USA baseball saw what happened at the Olympics and decided to go full Leroy Jenkins

This is what happens when someone culturally appropriates Ric Flair

one of my favorite Kirby tics is a guy pointing at something insane as if to say JESUS CHRIST GET A LOAD OF THAT