WEARING A JACKET AND NOT A COAT LADS

Starfleet Academy did not go in the direction I was expecting!

British general election just becoming 6 different people yelling “you’re a nonce” at each other”

Ok, My gym is taking the piss now

Mandelson is going to get off this due to incompetence by the police, Mark my words

Where is your God now? Random coke fiend?

This just reminded me. A weird guy cornered me in a night club toilet in 2018 to rant that 'Corbyn is going to ban step mum porn! It's our right!' I wonder how he's feeling today.

Nobody likes a grass But...

On February 6th Lucy Powell, Labours deputy leader, wrote to Zack Polanski accusing him & the Greens of sharing "misleading election material & claims on social media" & told him "its time to stop the bogus bar charts" Labour on social media last night & the poll they're referring to⬇️

Mandy's lawyers

@rentouljohn.bsky.social wassup

Defending Mandelson is deffo a choice

Let's just take a few moments to remember all the sensible centrists who got horny for Mandelson when he was punching left

@prafulnargund.bsky.social hard luck mate

Decent me don't try and remove benefits from disabled people

if I were the Met police I would currently be trying to find and arrest the Bigoted Woman, so Gordon Brown can be 3/3

Fucking around/Finding out

@telthetrekkie.bsky.social and @jazzleberrywhy.bsky.social IRL

matt forde is crying and you're laughing?

If Mandy needs a character reference I will provide one

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.

Ohhhhhh

Get fucked Mandy and get fucked Labour

Monday

Given that Labour has several recent cases of senior figures either supporting sex offenders - Mandelson, Davies, Duncan-Glancy - or being sex offenders - Norris, Dewey, Velleman - maybe @miketapp.bsky.social should stop falsely accusing the Green Party of enabling rape.

Turns out Katie's definition of what makes a Proper front room is... shit wallpaper

Average Labour members living room

He will be raging

You spend a decade trying to understand the UK’s baffling relationship to class, you think you’ve finally started to get it, then you see something like this and realise you’re right back to square one.

don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances

Unemployment went up last week (and let's not forget how the disabled, Trans people, migrants and refugees have been treated by this government)

The same Kier Starmer who's judgement has been seriously called into question recently and who's party is saying the Green Party will open crack dens in schools?

I see Labour have really lost the plot Vote Green and they'll turn your kids playground into a Crack den!!! Vote Green and they'll legalise date rape drugs!!! - from an actual MP of theirs which is really quite something considering the the number of cases involving Labour people and sex crimes.

Least Racist depiction of an East Asian in British media in the 60s

MY BOI

👁️👁️

"Can't even have a space wank without aliens attacking us smdh"

The current form of Crystal Palace

Willies be like:

When you're trying out the new XL Gut Buster 9000 on your prostate

being under the age of 25 and joining Reform should automatically refer you to PREVENT

Didn't just anger them, Starmer literally told them to leave if they didn't like it

OH FUCk

Incredible thread

Yer Ma if she were a dalek

It's deeply ditressing to me that Colonel White being born in 2017 means he's nostalgic for Skibbidi Toilet and youtube Brainrot.

This is how I speak to straight people