the lack of a boycott for this tournament is such a massive moral failure on the part of sporting and ‘journalistic’ institutions

2024: Keir Starmer, "Delivering change won't be easy. It will require a different way of working.. Openness..Transparency" 2026: Keir Starmer, "Many people, not just in politics, use disappearing messages" Nothing says “openness and transparency” quite like metaphorically burning the paper trail 🤷‍♂️

Exactly what I was hoping for

Our Bleus! 🏆🦅🇫🇷

Just got back from work

Christ almighty

Mandelson's mate says what

EUROPEAN CUP WINNERS

Looking through the Mandelson files, has Wes Streeting said in public Israel is committing war crimes, or does he just keep that sentiment for DMs? www.gov.uk/government/p...

Happy Anniversary

My day

a utterly shameless bald man

Why dies Paris turn into a war zone whenever PSG win in Europe?

Borg Queen Borg Queen Sexy Borg Queen! She will do you a skin graft in exchange for android peen

You know that maybe 20% of Arsenal fans will be Arteta out after that

Arteta tonight.

Feel for anyone who misses a big penalty in a shootout. Except for John Terry, because that was and always will be hilarious.

Kier Starmer will be miserable tonight and that's all that matters

Winning a European Final isn't for everyone

I love him, but I never trusted his penalties

Scorpion:

PENS, LETS FUCKING GO

Parking the bus will commence

❤️💙 CRYSTAL BLOODY PALACE WON THE CONFERENCE BLOODY LEAGUE SO we’ve made some mugs to celebrate. They feature trophy lifts, the ghost of Will Hughes and precisely one rubber chicken (there’s also an A3 print if you’d like drawings you *cannot* drink out of) RTs appreciated #CPFC 🛒 NoScoreDraws.com

Arne Snot

Look we can explain everything

Full Fart

An incredible man #cpfc

Fun fact, Crystal Palace have more European trophies than Barcelona in the past decade

@telthetrekkie.bsky.social and @jazzleberrywhy.bsky.social IRL

You ever note how in each generation the console that provides the best accessibility generally wins out? Yeah, that

Russell Davies without the "T"

Friday

An incorrectly assembled old fossil and a Crystal Palace dinosaur

Ok the restoration of the Crystal Palace dinosaurs is incredible

Or James "King sensible" O'Brien for that matter

Interesting merch #cpfc

Private Enterprise really doing a banging job going to space

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

@fionaskywalker.bsky.social when I talk about my newest Masters of the Universe action figure

The Tories in November 1990:

9:30 pm EST twitch dot tv slash linktothepabst i cant stop laughing at this image