England were VERY lucky last night. Not just with during the match but that Haaland was totally off the pace.

Last thing I’ll say tonight. Do you REALLY want to go to a World Cup final where there is a half time SHOW?

Once again. England on top till the hydration break. The stop punctured it.

Nah. If Egypt’s was cancelled out so will that be.

Maya Jama for the gentlemen

Hydration break

Sir Ian Mckellen to Sir Patrick Stewart.

Madueke. He’s another I don’t understand

I won’t visit the states till the tacky tangerine toddler is in the trodden earth. MegaCunt.

Nothing says you've lost touch with life more than fully paving over your front garden

I saw this and had to steal.

England have scores to settle against Spain and France. They’ll win the final if they get there.

SpecsPest

My response to @imust.bsky.social on Manchester United stadium redevelopment plans: “I’m disappointed to see that Old Trafford as we know it, could be demolished…” cont.

I for one am SHOCKED that it turns out Count Binface is just some bloke with a prop on his head.

Is Sam Rockwell the Morocco manager?

The Archibald Leitch Stadium Preservation Society

Just spat my tea out

What is this green, football pitch shap here?

Picard series 2 isn’t brilliant is it

So. Not only Old Trafford being demolished, but the new stadium won’t even be on Sir Matt Busby Way or part Warwick Road.

bruno guimarães anyone?

If Farage stands only against Binface, the count stands to make a lot of money to persuade him to withdraw

“Brave Sir Nigel ran away….”

Faragé to resign and languish in the political void where he can shout from the sidelines and avoid scrutiny. Just how he likes it.

The bubble burs’d

Well well well

The opposing parties don't need a policy other than "we won't abandon you for our own attention seeking bullshit like frog face".

Errrrrrrr

All it will be is a more “professional” statement about his family than his little rant at the airport yesterday.

"I will make a statement on my futute in public life at 2pm"

"As of 2pm today, my only appearances will be via video conference"

It’s the hope that kills you.

All this FIFA Corruption business with this World Cup I’m sure has NOTHING to do with the fact the FBI investigation in 2014/15…..

Today… I feel… Belgian

The American’s apathy to the World Cup will now increase exponentially.

Ahh bolloxk

“Wasn’t even an infraction…”

Can England appeal the handball in ‘86?

Sepp Blatter criticising Infantino for Corruption is a bit like the devil complaining you've set the thermostat too high.

Not for me.

Fuck FIFA

this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb

£50m still sounds inflated but not by much.

Happy 4th July from GB and the commonwealth! No backsies.

In another reality, it’s a Wigan kebab

The BBC’s fundamental mission is to “Inform, educate, and entertain”. Springwatch is a perfect example of achieving all of those. Cancelling it is a travesty.