Police aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.

Stolen from Facebook.

Is Zlatan using hair dye?

Then XTwitter should be banned

Need to win. Results have gone our way again tonight

Question. Would you bring back Hojlund to partner Sesko?

Turns out, they’re fuming.

Les Ferdinand

Last thing I’ll say. You want Manchester United’s identity back? Put someone in there who is abundantly familiar to the fans and is themselves familiar with the club. Stop with the experiments to change that.

Made the mistake (again) of watching a video on @bsky.app and (again) need to close the whole app to get back to my TL

Quite people are getting knickers in a twist about Ole potentially returning on an interim basis. Progressive league finishes, European final, and some really good football. Only held back by the inadequacies of Ed woodWood and the Glazers.

Why is he in a radio studio instead of actually being AT PMQs??!

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

I refuse to waste the @rednews.bsky.social sticker issued only 14 months ago which has been stuck on my locker at work.

Repost if you hate AI I’m trying to see something

I personally am very pleased to see Wilfred Nancy leave Celtic, purely because I was not comfortable with how people were pronouncing his name

15 wins in 60 is quite appalling let’s be honest

Amorim will leave United in the summer, and Poch will be his replacement. Bookmark or whatever.

I’m starting nights tonight. This timing is appalling

Oh look Garnacho ‘Liked’ the announcement FUCK OFF

Ole or Carlo for me

Fold the club (again)

What a stupid decision

Ffs

I’m not comfortable with this.

All the results have gone our way this weekend - ok we didn’t capitalise but we’re still up there. Beat Burnley then chill for the cup game.

Manchester United Football Club is ALWAYS the story

Fergie’s approach to December and January was always ‘just grind through it’

Burnley no win in 11. No doubt they’ll be up for their next game as it’s at home against… *checks notes*….

“Peace through strength” is the new “work sets you free”

Me, a millennial trying to be “down with the kids”: “6-9”

Jan 1. Jan 3.

No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet.

What a shit Müsk is. Obsession with portraying British media as bias. He’s just a conspiracy theorist crank. Fuck him

You'd think the British government (and everyone else still using X for 'reach') would not want to be known to be frequenting a platform that carries and actually generates child porn. And yet they keep posting there.

Reminder: you can’t arrest Ai

“Railwayman” is a stretch. Doubt he passed out.

If this is true, more reason to stick with the manager and create a firm base going forward. Ole would’ve been in prime spot, but we could now be looking at getting on a sure footing going forwards

No way the Chelsea boss is sacked

Outrageous people have their Christmas decorations up this early

Only thing in football I predict for 2026 is an Argentina v Portugal World Cup final.

All them united fans that used to hope we’d lose games to get Ole the sack. Wonder how they’re doing

>“We need to demonstrate competence, and that’s most obviously around small boats,” he says. Oh, fuck off.

Finally home. Up and back in the day. Was it worth it? *sigh*

Does this Chubb Bournemouth’s plans to replace Semenyo ?

McBusted

Trump talks a lot but doesn’t say much.

It's fucking embarrassing. It never stops being fucking embarrassing, but this is just so plainly Russian propaganda being parroted openly by an American president that it hits another level of fucking embarrassing.

Totally forgot Emery was once Arsenal manager. Now Villa winning the league this year WOULD be funny.

True or false: Karl Marx had a sister called Onya